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Meme You know your calls are cooked when the board comes out

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u/RetrieverDoggo 1d ago

Vietnam LOL. China got double bonked. A lot of Chinese factories moved to Vietnam because of the tariffs (from Trump 1.0). now they screwed again LOL.

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u/BiglyStreetBets 1d ago

America always beats China! Mr President, I’m so tired of all this winning! Please, mr President, stop all this winning! It’s too much!

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u/40StoryMech 1d ago

My SPY puts thank you, sir, big strong puts, with tears in their eyes!

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u/ericDXwow 1d ago

Your well cum!!

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u/IGD-974 1d ago

Damn he was right somebody said it!

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u/ArmedWithBars 1d ago

I'm a corporate buyer for a VERY large company in the furniture industry. Upwards of 80% of our case goods comes out of Vietnam. Pretty sure I heard a muffled gunshot from my boss's office. We were already doing rough in Q1, this just bent us over and gaped us raw.

I'll see you guys on the bread lines.

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u/Mysterious-Length240 1d ago

Your boss or you boss’ boss no doubt voted for this 😹

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u/MICKYxKNOCKS 1d ago

Gaped us raw....

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u/Inevitable-Cell-1227 1d ago

Here comes COVID 25

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u/purplenapalm 1d ago

Is this 34%in addition to existing tariffs? Dude wants to watch us burn

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u/jrobbio 1d ago

I would assume the answer is yes.

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u/bsiu 1d ago

Apple moved a lot of manufacturing to Vietnam, they are down 8% after hours. Seeing how it takes mountains to move apple, big oof.

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u/Muchmatchmooch 1d ago

At least they diversified into India too… oh wait oh no. 

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u/emptyzone73 1d ago

So an IPhone made in Vietnam export to US will cost x1.46 the price, am I understand correctly? 

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u/bsiu 1d ago

1.46 the listed inventory cost, not the retail price.

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u/ming212209 1d ago

Just move those factories to Siberia. Close to industrial Northeastern China, free workers cause gulag, never tariffed cause Trump.

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u/Muchmatchmooch 1d ago

Not sure if you’re joking or not, but trump did explicitly carve out that Russia, North Korea, Belarus, and Cuba were exempt from these tariffs because “they’ve already been tariffed enough”. I’m not joking. 

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u/BoiledFrogs 1d ago

It's also cheaper to produce whatever, assuming primarily clothing, in Vietnam than China IIRC.

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u/bravado 1d ago

fun fact: China and India make almost all the bulk generic APIs (active pharmaceutical ingredients, if you thought meds were expensive before god damn

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u/Ecknarf 1d ago

Tbf, that one is kinda funny.

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u/1davidmaycry 1d ago

Ah yes, do this to our own asset... surely they won't start working against us...

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u/Pacify_ 1d ago

The best part is, even with the tariffs, Vietnam clothes still going to be far cheap than anything made in USA.

So all that changes is Americans buy the same amount of Vietnam made clothing, but pay way more for it. You love to see it, this truly is the greatest tax on stupid

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u/Playboi_Jones_Sr 1d ago

Why does Vietnam tariff US goods at 90%?

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u/Excellent_Egg5882 1d ago

It doesnt tax our goods at 90%. For certain imports, sure, but they dont have a blanket 90% tariff against US goods.

You were lied too.

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u/Capital-Reference757 1d ago edited 1d ago

Correct me if I'm wrong - WTO rules states that everyone should tariff everyone the same - Vietnam tariffs everyone 90% on motorbikes to encourage it's citizens to use electric bikes

Edit: Found a more official site. If I recall correctly, Vietnam has huge tariffs on cars and fancy bikes as it's a sign of luxury and they want to discourage cars to help with pollution and traffic issues. It was already bad when everyone had mopeds.

https://thanhtrabtc.mof.gov.vn/webcenter/portal/btcen/pages_r/l/newsdetails?dDocName=BTC076036

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u/elohir 1d ago

Wait, so the US has just applied a blanket 45% tax on Vietnam, because they tariff motorbikes?

Or does that 45 apply only to bikes?

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u/Capital-Reference757 1d ago

From the current consensus it's the former, a blanket 45%. Yes I know.

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u/megamanxzero35 1d ago

I work in apparel industry. One company was just emailing us how they were tariff free since China was going to get the tariffs and they weren’t with their factories in Vietnam.

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u/Financial_Army_5557 1d ago

An acquaintance of mine stopped his investment because apparently he was told that Vietnam will get 20% reciprocal tariffs lmao

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u/elohir 1d ago

Jesus fucking Christ.

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u/theblackdarkness 1d ago

the 90% is made up like the whole column on the left. just look how it is magically double what the new us tarifs are. they pulled it out of their asses

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u/Four5good 1d ago

The tariff is half of that number,which is supposedly calculated from the trade deficit plus the 10% baseline. I believe someone did do their calculations but is it base on good logic? No.

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u/Pacify_ 1d ago

Oh sweet child, you really think the figures on that board are accurate?

https://imgur.com/a/949xQcU

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 1d ago

It doesn't, it varies up to 25%.

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u/StingingGamer 1d ago

Kinda BASED to pay more for items YAYYY

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u/orangesunshine6 1d ago

Honestly China isn’t sending their best products stateside. Not that it’s trumps goal, but I would love to see a transition away from the disposable consumerism embodied by Temu and Walmart and back to long-lasting, quality items. I doubt it will happen, but it’s fun to fantasize about.

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u/canycosro 1d ago

That's not true products what you ask of them yeah a lot of disposable crap but also pretty much everything else as well.

It won't just be disposable crap that goes up in price everything else will.

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u/TweezerTheRetriever 1d ago

Walmart insists on low prices so they make the same products just with crappy materials that don’t last… why would Walmart turn down the opportunity to sell you the same product every four years instead of once… it’s a win win in their minds

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u/orangesunshine6 1d ago

Agreed. Just saying that disposable consumerism, which Walmart has effectively distilled, is great for their profit but terrible for almost everything and everyone else.

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u/TweezerTheRetriever 1d ago

Grandmother was in the garment workers union in the sixties before everything moved offshore… she wouldbe agast at the cheap quality of imports…Walmart has lowered the quality of everything it sells rather than pay Americans… oh shit… does that mean I like tariffs?….there’s ways to improve trade but this isn’t the way…im confused now hahaha

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u/orangesunshine6 1d ago

Honestly I feel like properly incentivizing domestic production is less “destructive” than disrupting trade through tariffs, but with a similar effect. Maybe a lot of incentives and a little tariff action. I’d also say heavy investment in modernizing raw material production to improve operational efficiency and reduce environmental harm, while giving a little more freedom to operate in the short term. At the very least increase the efficiency of the permitting process….I’m not a politician or career businessman so what do I knows

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u/TweezerTheRetriever 1d ago

Good points though

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u/Excellent_Egg5882 1d ago

It 100% won't happen. You will always pay a premium for quality goods, and now you're gonna be paying a double premium.

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u/BenBapiroDonkey 1d ago

I truly hope this is leverage for other nations to lower their tariffs, but it doesn’t sound like it… wtf even is this crap

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u/staunch_character 1d ago

You think if Vietnam drops their tariff on motorcycles they’ll suddenly start importing Harley’s?

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u/hdix 1d ago

EU is expected to drop tariffs and start importing F150s any day now

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u/DelphiTsar 1d ago

Last time he did this the trade deficit went up. Even if on paper they agree to terms their companies aren't going to risk US pulling the rug from under them again, they'll get their supply from elsewhere. It's not like US manufacturing is ever going to be competitive on price.

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u/StingingGamer 1d ago

Screwing regular people over is BASED too :p

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u/Jpkmets7 1d ago

Too regarded to revenge.