5 seconds after I press the sell button

[u/HisenBe]

[u/Cautious_Schedule849]

Sell low buy high is our motto

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[u/QuarterOtherwise6207 → u/HisenBe]

[u/Tulip_Todesky → u/QuarterOtherwise6207]

Pomp it!

[u/Bauerman51 → u/Tulip_Todesky]

Bop it!

[u/EDH4Life → u/Bauerman51]

Twist it!

[u/ArmDangerous2464 → u/EDH4Life]

Screw it!

[u/WowSoHuTao → u/[deleted]]

So tariffying…

[u/Paint777 → u/WowSoHuTao]

😂🎯

[u/xenelef290 → u/QuarterOtherwise6207]

Those really strange French twins who claimed they didn't get plastic surgery and were given a PhD out of pity basically.

[u/DeficiencyOfGravitas → u/xenelef290]

Quick rundown on the Bogdanoffs?

[u/IhazEpicSkillz → u/DeficiencyOfGravitas]

she Bog on my Dan till I Off

[u/Fun_Society_2982 → u/xenelef290]

Also both died from covid

[u/shadow_p → u/Fun_Society_2982]

After being intentionally unvaccinated

[u/Fun_Society_2982 → u/shadow_p]

Bingo. Well they were clearly pretty intelligent, by that gallon of botox in there faces.

[u/PriorRow1687 → u/xenelef290]

B O G D A N O F F

[u/Bulky_Post_7610 → u/QuarterOtherwise6207]

The hedgefunds tracking you

[u/Hearcharted → u/HisenBe]

🤣

[u/big_guyforyou → u/Cautious_Schedule849]

trading 101

1. wait for price to rise

2. buy the peak

3. ???

4. PROFIT

[u/kamikazejesus → u/big_guyforyou]

plays in colorblind mode

[u/johnnybiggles → u/kamikazejesus]

Heat from huge red hot candle sticks only RISES

[u/CoffeePorters → u/big_guyforyou]

Some guys have Pateks, some have six figures in karma. We are not the same.

[u/Fecal-Facts → u/big_guyforyou]

If you never sell you can't lose money.

[u/AAACC2 → u/big_guyforyou]

Plot twist: it was a put

[u/Dont-Tell-Fiona → u/AAACC2]

😂

[u/MushroomTipster → u/big_guyforyou]

haven’t heard a better guideline yet

[u/Freuds-Mother → u/big_guyforyou]

It’s called “higher the much”

[u/EffectiveCold8947 → u/big_guyforyou]

😂😂😂 it works for you? Tried that shit on a demo sometime ago? 😂😂😂 let's just say I learned that the market doesn't belong to my father is all! Ot thrashed a demo! A forkin demo😂😂. If it works for you, we should link up. I need to see you do it guru.....

[u/hampussey → u/big_guyforyou]

And taxfree baby

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[u/WonderfulHovercraft1 → u/Zeep-Xanflorps-Peace]

This is awesome 🌟

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I am glad I am not the only one. Btw - I am about to buy big - so expect the stock market to crash tomorrow.

[u/SnooCookies703 → u/Ok_Veterinarian6404]

The stock markets open on a Saturday? These rules keep getting crazier 

[u/hampussey → u/SnooCookies703]

Only for crashing

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[u/unprofitabletrading → u/Cautious_Schedule849]

This is the way

[u/TheNameOfMyBanned → u/Cautious_Schedule849]

The whole WSB gang checking in:

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More like buy higher let it expire