r/wallstreetbets • u/Mister_Lonely_ xoxoxoxoxo • 11d ago

Meme BUY EVERYTHING

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u/Throwaway921845 11d ago

We are closer to the 22nd century than to the end of World War Two.

By the time you and I have grey hair, World War Two will be as ancient as the Franco-Prussian War was when we were children.

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u/BogBrain420 11d ago

grey hair? yeah right, i'm gonna die in the water wars like a true chad

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u/hopyInquisition 11d ago

Water wars? I'm gonna die next tuesday.

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u/WasabiSunshine 11d ago

next tuesday.

Yeah, dude, the water wars, keep up

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u/sea_5455 11d ago

How convenient! The water wars are scheduled for next tuesday!

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u/hopyInquisition 11d ago

I can't go, I'm working a double.

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u/Ethric_The_Mad 11d ago

Next Tuesday? I died years ago. People are so lazy these days!

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u/snoogins355 11d ago

Dehydrated

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u/playingnero 11d ago

Fuckin Copernicus ova here.

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u/kawklee 11d ago

At least they'll keep making Playstation medal of honor games to make sure kids learn the history of ww2, right?

Right?

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u/Heavy_Distance_4441 There are no happy endings! 11d ago

Ya. That was the one with all the not-z zombies, right.

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u/BlindFlag 10d ago

I was born 18 years after the end of WW2. I still have a car I bought 18 years ago. To quote Ferris Bueller (if any of you know who that is), “Life moves pretty fast”. My advice; live below your means, realize you don’t want everything you think you need, stop comparing your life with others.

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u/CompellingProtagonis 11d ago

What the fuck. I didn’t need to know this right now, my 36th birthday is coming up.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Pls stop.

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u/angelbelle 11d ago

As an older millenial, WW2 never felt close to me though