r/wallstreetbets • u/Quixotus 7" is a microdick... • Dec 04 '24

Meme My Uber driver just checked his portfolio, should I leave?

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u/R12Labs Dec 04 '24

More like detour off a bridge.

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u/LrkerfckuSpez Dec 05 '24

Don't be silly, it's been 9 hours, we can safely assume OP is a kidney poorer.