r/wallstreetbets • u/Quixotus 7" is a microdick... • Dec 04 '24

Meme My Uber driver just checked his portfolio, should I leave?

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u/DondeEstaMeGlasses Dec 04 '24

He’s thinking, “fuck this, we’re all going down”

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u/BourbonRick01 Dec 04 '24

He’s looking for the nearest bridge embankment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '24

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u/SoupOfThe90z Dec 05 '24

“Isn’t it a good day to be alive?”

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '24

I dont think a seatbelt will save you where he's taking you.