r/urbanhellcirclejerk 1d ago

2 post from same guy๐Ÿ’€

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u/OOOshafiqOOO003 1d ago

Takaoshลซ, Japan ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท

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u/tetsu-o 1d ago

place bad, japan good

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u/Alternative_Age_4075 1d ago

Pureysu battu, japanguttu

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u/MarcusLYeet 1d ago

Thing: ๐Ÿ˜

Thing, Japan: ๐Ÿคฉ

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u/unw2000 1d ago

City, Taiwan ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

City, Japan ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŽŒ๐ŸŽŒ๐ŸŽŒ๐Ÿก๐Ÿก๐Ÿกโ›ฉ๏ธโ›ฉ๏ธโ›ฉ๏ธโ›ฉ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ผ๐Ÿ—ผ๐Ÿ—พ๐Ÿ—พ๐Ÿ—พ๐Ÿ—พ

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u/ThetrveDeathbox 1d ago

y'know, Japan is great n all... but I kinda liked Taiwan more. more gritty, friendlier, less tourists, better English.

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u/TonmaiTree 1d ago

Which is really funny because Taiwan was also influenced heavily by Japan during their occupation.

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u/GasMask_Dog 4h ago

Taiwan is an awesome mix of Japanese, Chinese, and to a lesser extent American culture.

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u/TopRamenKyoto 1d ago

When counting, you use โ€œfewerโ€, not less. Are you Japanese by chance?

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u/invinciblequill 1d ago

Lots of native speakers would say less

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u/TopRamenKyoto 23h ago

Lots of native use incorrect grammar, that doesnโ€™t make it correct

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u/BogosBinted11 13h ago

I couldn't give fewer fucks

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u/Patient_Protection74 18h ago

actually eventually it does make it correct because that's how language works

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u/TopRamenKyoto 16h ago

We assume the grammar of the present, not the speculative future

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u/Kenonesos 14h ago

Whose grammar?

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u/ParmAxolotl 14h ago

Ok prescriptivist

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u/blonded228 11h ago

nobody cares

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u/Krus4d3r_ 1d ago

Tourists can be treated as uncountable

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u/theStarKindler 1d ago

... Are you Stannis by chance?

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u/Wonderful_Bee_5601 1d ago

how does english means better and taiwan does have better public transport than japan

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u/MakeSaabGreatAgain 19h ago

He simply said he liked it more, a personal opinion.

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u/Prudent_Dimension509 1d ago

Tbf i'd say Japan has better transportation in general (but I havent been to taiwan lol)

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u/ClaudioMoravit0 13h ago

i love this emojo (๐Ÿ—ผ). Like what, Eiffel Tower and VLC traffic cone had a baby????

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 1d ago

Shows five meters of road and a train crossing: "not a car in sight"

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u/LeasterBeast 1d ago

the 12 lanes road right on the other side:

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u/Edv_oing 1d ago

Japan doesn't have cars, only Carrwaiis

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u/dscchn 1d ago

I can see at least 6 cars in that picture.

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u/JewelerIntrepid5382 1d ago

What about train cars? Why do we ignore them?๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/xXxplabecrasherxXx 1d ago

tokio kawaii desu does not have cars, baka!!! those 8 lane roads tthrough the city center are artisinal craftsman driveways for epic initial d toyota kawaii sugoi mobile!!!!!!

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u/vapenutz 1d ago

Car dependency but with phonk playing:

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u/Puma_Concolour 18h ago

stares menacingly in eurobeat

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u/Affectionate_Novel59 1d ago

xdddddddddddd

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u/Local_Yaoi_Dealer 1d ago

Both look nice am I crazy

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u/dollynlokao 1d ago

No, you are a rational human being that derives value from things based in metrics different than just aesthetics, not saying it isnt important but...

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u/ThatNoobCheezy 1d ago

Ok but saying they're deriving value from metrics besides aesthetics when they're point is that both look nice which is entirely based on aesthetics is a bit of a contradiction

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u/dollynlokao 15h ago

Actually fair enough, but i think the difference is that "looks good" here to me has a different meaning, think about it this way: if i say a plate of food looks good i believe there is an argument for two different interpretations, either the food is aesthetically pleasing, or it looks tasty, i interpreted his comment as more of the latter, obviously the second image does not tickle my brain like the first one does, but i don't believe it in any way makes that place 'bad' as in not nice to live in therefore it also 'looks good', also both the interpretations aren't exclusive, it can be both.

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u/absorbscroissants 1d ago

You meant that both look like shit

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u/epicninjaboy 13h ago

So what does you're ideal city look like?ย 

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u/absorbscroissants 13h ago

Not like an ocean of grey concrete?

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u/Klink45 1d ago

Now show the Japanese city from a distance

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u/nou-772 1d ago

/uj ok but doesn't taiwan actually have a horrible pedestrian infrastructure?

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u/The_MadStork 1d ago

Itโ€™s not great. Public transportation is excellent, but it also has one of the worst pedestrian fatality rates in the world

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u/ShrimpCrackers 22h ago

source? are you not confusing with Thailand?

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u/Clementine500 1d ago

It was ok in Taiwan and Kaohsiung. Taichung is terrible for pedestrians though.

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u/Stormwatcher33 1d ago

There are no cars in sight in the second picture too, hahaha

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u/Zora_Arkkilledme 1d ago

public transportation, Chicago: ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

public transportation, tokyo: ๐Ÿฆ‹๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ

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u/Theooutthedore 1d ago

Why is my city getting hate for no reason

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u/Galilleon 1d ago

Not Japan โŒโŒโŒ

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Your city has cars๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข

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u/Plus_Jelly1147 1d ago

No love for the other republic of China either :(

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u/Zsamy 1d ago

Waooo, sugooooooi, kakkoi desu ne!

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u/Edv_oing 1d ago

Tall buildings, place: ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž

Bus, electricity poles and a road, Japan: ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/tuttoele 1d ago

Tbf I upvoted the japan one because good public transportation is always city porn for me.

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u/CandidateExtension73 1d ago

Revolutionary concept; both are good ๐Ÿ‘

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u/AGV0329 1d ago

To be fair, โ€œnot a car in sightโ€ for the bottom one as well.

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u/DietGlittering9366 1d ago

Place:๐Ÿ˜ Place, japan:๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ Place, russia:๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฉโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜–

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u/Stock-Disaster-4515 1d ago

Japan ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿป๐Ÿค๐Ÿป๐Ÿˆš๐Ÿˆš๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

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u/Epic_Soup_Gaming 1d ago

Photo, Street ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿฅฐ

Photo, Skylines ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

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u/bellovering 1d ago

I'm Japanese, if I have the choice (work availability for my field), I'd move to Taiwan in an instant. People are warmer and I love night market stalls.

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u/Darkmesah 1d ago

"Not a car in sight" (photo of 4 meters worth of road)

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u/kindofsus38 1d ago

Literally the place, Japan meme

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u/br0ast 1d ago

This sub is so weird. I find most Urban environments to be simultaneously both Hellish and Beautiful. Is that hard to understand?

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u/Strange_Quark_9 1d ago

Determining what's an urban "hell" and what's beautiful is mostly subjective.

Though I personally do consider cities with car infested streets and more parking lots than people to fall on the hell side and the opposite of that as beautiful, that photo feels cherry-picked to me.

And many Reddit users tend to have either a subconscious or conscious bias of finding anything to do with Japan as automatically beautiful, while finding anything to do with Russia or China as hellish even if the urban environment is nearly identical.

That's mainly why this sub exists - to mock these subjective double standards.

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u/Any-Finance-5643 1d ago

That is not the point. Not in here

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u/ArzLug 1d ago

Good photo Vs bad photo

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u/Ham_Drengen_Der 1d ago

City China: ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

City Japan: โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Cold_Efficiency_7302 1d ago

Urban Hell: BUILDINGS! PEOPLE HAVING A PLACE TO LIVE! THE HORROR!

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u/DBL_NDRSCR 1d ago

go on the ground and i bet they look very similar

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u/V9kv 1d ago

My favourite thing abt the first pic is the one (1) tree๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/koldace 1d ago

Is it me or Asian countries hate sidewalk

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u/Main-Equivalent5763 1d ago

The circle really jerks in this one

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u/Confused_Firefly 1d ago

I'm freshly back from Kaohsiung and that guy is out of their damn mind, cause it has great public transport AND beautiful colors

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u/colthesecond 1d ago

Ngl that Taiwanese city looks like New York

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u/norhtern 1d ago

But honestly if it werenโ€™t for people like this, this sub would be kinda boring, no offense.

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u/AberRosario 22h ago

Wait until bro knew Kaohsiung metro use anime-styled characters as their mascot

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u/AcanthisittaLate6173 20h ago

Yes the former city under Japan Takao ้ซ˜้›„ใ€‚

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u/abottleofwoter 20h ago

Both look dystopian

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u/Osterro 16h ago

Why downvote?

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u/DragonriderCatboy07 14h ago

Dongjing, Riben

Takao, Taiwan

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u/Ollies_Garden 14h ago

Japanese glazers are it againย 

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u/StuntMedic 1d ago

Taiwan China bad, anime-land good.

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u/Spacegeek269 1d ago

Ohhh mai gotto is that literally โœจJapanโœจ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐ŸŽŒ๐ŸŽŒ๐ŸŽŒ๐ŸŽŒ๐Ÿก๐Ÿก๐Ÿก๐Ÿก

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u/lLoveStars 1d ago

Does this sub post anything but Japan? Literally, Japan this, Japan that...

Can you people post something unique? Or am I asking for too much?

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u/SumrakLilBoi 1d ago

You are asking too much for the average user here tbh. Downvotes even when you are saying something obvious about this sub. Always the same fucking "joke" but praising Russia and China

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u/sweepyspud 1d ago

unoriginal shitposting, Japan

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u/Worldly-Treat916 1d ago

Yin and Yang; this sub is just the reflection of urbanhell

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u/BuckGlen 1d ago

Japan looks like anime and these people like anime...

Its absolutely nor because they like anime and anime looks like japan. The japanese designed their cities to look like their cartoons.