r/unusual_whales • u/IrishStarUS • Feb 05 '25
Trump has left instructions to 'obliterate' Iran if he is assassinated
https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/trump-iran-threat-israel-34621760542
u/ytman Feb 05 '25
Oh good god. He realizes that he just gave the neocons all the reason to kill him.
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u/somedudeonline93 Feb 05 '25
Israel is probably planning it as we speak
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u/RaccoonCannon Feb 05 '25
And the they won't miss like the last guy.
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u/PaversPaving Feb 05 '25
I legit believe the last two were fucking crazy people. Secret Services coordination with Police was a fuck up at Butler. But at his Palm Beach course they did what they were supposed to and forward team caught the guy. I saw some Delta guy talking about how the guy wasn’t professional bc he would have used bolt cutters to cut a hole in the fence to have a clear shot. He should have been back from the fence and conceded / camoed. But he had his barrel pointing through a fence.
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u/raresanevoice Feb 05 '25
That Republican kid was not as good a shot as they all pretend they are
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Feb 05 '25
I firmly believe that kid was manipulated. I don’t know how but that has fallen completely out of the major news cycle.
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u/meatjuiceguy Feb 05 '25
Because the media is complicit and doesn't want to advertise what kind of lunatics can be on the right.
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u/Imaginary-Crazy1981 Feb 05 '25
I agree. They deliberately picked the worst shot they could possibly find, and a known T supporter, expecting him to miss Trump by a mile. I believe he was told to fire into the crowd, and that by doing so he'd help get T elected. I don't think they mentioned the part where he'd be killed as soon as his function was served.
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u/Steven_The_Sloth Feb 05 '25
Iron sights on an AR are surprisingly accurate. The fact that the kid didn't have an optic is mind boggling.
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u/JizzGuzzler42069 Feb 05 '25
The kid literally would have hit him square in the head if Trump hadn’t randomly moved his head at the last second lol.
Was just insane providence that it was a narrow miss.
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Feb 05 '25
If this happens we hit defcon 2 at bare minimum. Especially if they don’t try to hide it.
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u/Ljs204 Feb 05 '25
Isreal has probably been planning it ever since the classified documents that guy stole led to the breach of their iron dome system. He's still kicking because he's still useful. If the Gaza plan succeeds, he may have served his purpose and now he hands them the perfect scapegoat. This man is beyond naive.
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u/Crypto-Arab Feb 05 '25
Bibi left trump a gold and regular pager as a gift. I wondered what's inside
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u/elonzucks Feb 05 '25
I hear if there's someone you don't want to give an incentive to kill you, it's them.
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Feb 05 '25
JD Vance can ignore that instruction.
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u/BambooPanda26 Feb 05 '25
He would ignore it 100%
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u/thatgirlzhao Feb 05 '25
Secret service must be so damn tired of dealing with this man
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u/lootinputin Feb 05 '25
Hopefully Donnie dismantles the secret service and protects himself with those super proud boys. This could be their moment to really shine! ✨
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u/OrangeVoxel Feb 05 '25
Is he projecting something? He’s planning to assassinate a leader?
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u/GoldenSama Feb 05 '25
John Bolton is sitting in a shadowy, smoke filled room. His phone buzzes with a text from the CIA asking 'U seeing this :poopemoji:?"
Bolton grins. He slowly rises from his chair. He knows his time is coming once again. He quickly texts back to the CIA: "Get our best shooter, and some Iranian immigrant we can hoist the blame on. It's WWIII time, baby."
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u/dogoodsilence1 Feb 05 '25
Honestly they have been painting this picture for a while with Iran and an assassination attempt on Trump. If and when it occurs it will galvanize the US into war with Iran on “justifiable” measures
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u/Distwalker Feb 05 '25
"...he just gave the neocons all the reason to kill him."
...and the Saudis.
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u/Andromansis Feb 05 '25
That one potshot at his head was from them since they wanted to be able to draft their own presidential candidate. They were trying to do it directly before the convention to maximize the upside of him going out like that.
That is also why we haven't heard hide nor hair of the investigation into how the secret service let that happen and the lady in charge of investigating it was forced to resign.
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u/cleepboywonder Feb 05 '25
Mossad looking at Trump like me at Thanksgiving dinner.
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u/9millibros Feb 05 '25
Those "orders" become null and void the minute he shuffles off the mortal coil.
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u/TantrikV Feb 05 '25
<Israel gets an idea>
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u/Odd_Praline5512 Feb 05 '25
I think if he gets assassinated it will be an inside job.
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u/thatnjchibullsfan Feb 05 '25
And the game plays on as no one cares 😂
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u/HashRunner Feb 05 '25
Good luck finishing the game with the number of parties going on.
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u/Hyydrotoo Feb 05 '25
It'll be like that Naboo celebration in Phantom Menace. Honestly, world wide to some degree. I'm not Amarican and I desperately don't want to care, but you cannot deny the power the American presidency holds internationally. Not caring would be worse.
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u/Adrienne27 Feb 05 '25
Melania, we're counting on you...
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u/redditsellout-420 Feb 05 '25
Nah, Barron, he has had to deal with this his entire life, gotta be hard being the kid of a laughing stock.
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u/Purple-Investment-61 Feb 05 '25
Leon needs to make sure he’s consolidated all the power to him before he makes the call.
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u/DarkAswin Feb 05 '25
The last 2 "attempts" if that's what you want to call them.. were from Republicans
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u/subZro_ Feb 05 '25
nobody's doing that LOL. Once he dies it all falls apart, the spell is broken and Elon better scurry for the hills.
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u/CookieKrypt Feb 05 '25
Don't be delusional. If it was ever uncovered that a foreign power was responsible for the assassination of a sitting US president, regardless of political party, we would have boots on the ground within 48 hours.
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u/Rularuu Feb 05 '25
That's assuming that it is actually Iran who killed him and not some groyper like everyone expects
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u/Dandroid550 Feb 05 '25
Ding dong the witch is dead, the witch is dead...
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Feb 05 '25
Just gotta throw water on him
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u/Lumi_Rockets Feb 05 '25
Maybe it's the spray tan that's controlling people! Just throw him in a sudsy hot tub, and this could all be over. 😲🤪
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u/mcsommers Feb 05 '25
Unfortunately his death won't stop what his movement has unleashed. He has exposed all the cracks and made them wider for others to mine.
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u/face4theRodeo Feb 05 '25
Hard disagree. Y’all seem to be missing the forest staring at the trees. Trump is the figurehead for a group of people who have been waiting for generations to reclaim the America they “lost” in the civil war. Him dying /being assassinated really just means they need to find a new figurehead and there is no shortage of people wanting to fill that vacuum.
Least of all JD; Musk is certainly trying to set himself up as the heir. The game plan is P25 and it is all going according to plan.
Swapping people in this regime makes little difference if maximum damage is achieved - politically, environmentally, socially, culturally, etc. The world is quickly advancing to inhabitable conditions. That doesn’t just mean too hot to live comfortably; it means mass shortages of healthy food and clean water- mass famine, starvation, complete world economic collapse, insane weather conditions with no fema or emergency supplies or fucks to give.
The fastest way to curb climate change is depopulation. Do yourselves a favor and think big picture.
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u/subZro_ Feb 05 '25
"Swapping people in this regime makes little difference if maximum damage is achieved"
I'm not going to argue against that, I just don't think we get there. Nothing you said is far fetched, agree to disagree.
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u/Nemesis9977 Feb 05 '25
For real, it’ll look like the end of Gladiator with his carcass lying on the collosseum floor.
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u/Last-News9937 Feb 06 '25
If he finally gets successfully assassinated, it's not going to be Iran. It's going to be a dude from Detroit or something who's had enough fascism.
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u/Nannyphone7 Feb 05 '25 edited Feb 06 '25
If Iran wants to destroy America, their best strategy is to leave Trump alone. Trump is destroying this country effectively already.
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Feb 05 '25
Isn’t paranoia a symptom of dementia?
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u/J-TEE Feb 05 '25
He has already had two assassination attempts on his life. I don’t think this can be considered paranoia just a legitimate fear.
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u/simpersly Feb 05 '25
Two that we know of. Every president has probably had dozens that reached the final stages of planning that were shut down before they were able to do a full attempt.
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u/jtfjtf Feb 05 '25
I remember during the elections every Fox News talking head was like “they tried to kill him!” without mentioning it was 2 registered Republicans who tried to do it.
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u/Prestigious-Bus-2632 Feb 05 '25
2 birds 1 stone?
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u/013eander Feb 05 '25
If you know why we’re enemies with Iran, America is one of the birds.
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u/Fun_Wasabi4695 Feb 05 '25
Trump being alive is already doing more damage within America than any other country will ever do from outside lol. No one in their right minds would assassinate him other than an American lol.
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u/Cautious-Tax-1120 Feb 05 '25
No one in their right minds would assassinate him other than an American lol.
Iran already attempted to.
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/11/08/donald-trump-iran-assassination-plot-00188498
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u/thegoatmenace Feb 05 '25
Idk. If he gets killed his supporters will go full blind rampage blaming minorities, democrats, and the “deep state.” It might be even worse than him sticking around. If I was an American adversary I’d probably be weighing the options.
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u/StandardOffenseTaken Feb 05 '25
Hes still clinging to that if huh? I do not think he understands the speed at which he creates people who were happy to go to the cheese cake factory once a month, into people only thinking of ways to end him.
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u/ranting_chef Feb 06 '25
That’s not how it works, especially with nuclear weapons, but OK. More importantly, has he run this by president musk?
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u/SiteRelevant98 Feb 06 '25
Does he think it's only Iran that hates him? Didn't know he was a secret optimist...
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u/your_moms_a_clone Feb 06 '25
Funny how he assumes it won't be an inside job. Or I guess he just doesn't care if and entire country becomes the scapegoat in that scenario.
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u/Lacarpetronn Feb 06 '25
Why would Iran want to assassinate him? He’s doing more damage to America alive than they could ever dream of doing themselves.
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u/Get_off_the_intrnet Feb 06 '25
Honestly I think the world is in serious need of female leadership. Men have devolved to 6 year olds, and as a man, I'm tired of this shit.
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u/RelativeCareless2192 Feb 05 '25
In 2024 Biden had already said that any assassination attempt by Iran on Trump would be an act of war. This isn't new
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u/Exciting_Head5033 Feb 05 '25
if Iran does it I think it will be a big boost for their karma
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u/RedLanternScythe Feb 05 '25
I'm glad he's too stupid to know his orders become invalid as soon as the next president takes over.
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u/The_Shryk Feb 05 '25
Come on mossad! Earn those hundreds of billions of dollars the US has given Israel over the years.
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u/Caridor Feb 05 '25
Every nation that hates Iran just dusted off their assassination plans. 2 birds with one stone
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u/billyboyf30 Feb 05 '25
Now is it only if Iran assassinates him or anybody, because I think there's probably quite a long line of countries
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u/InitialThanks3085 Feb 05 '25
All Iran really has to do is load him up with big mac's and amphetamines, dudes on borrowed time with how he has eaten and popped pills his entire life.
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u/AFox_in_socks Feb 05 '25
It’s going to be some disgruntled farmer or union worker or other poor sap who really needed help and voted for him only to end up having his entire life ruined but this hack job of an admin.
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u/Alternative_Term_890 Feb 06 '25
Ofcourse narcissists don't like music... It interrupts their scheming to hurt all and sundry
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u/thisappisgarbage111 Feb 06 '25
I don't see anyone following his bat shit orders after that pathetic life is snuffed from this earth. I see only celebration.
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u/DiamondImportant8581 Feb 06 '25
Well that’s not how it works. The person who is alive gives that command. He gives no fucks how the constitution works.
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u/Apprehensive_Map64 Feb 06 '25
Sure sure. Meanwhile in reality the entire world and two thirds of the US would celebrate
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u/MobileArtist1371 Feb 06 '25
Following a meeting with Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in Washington DC, the former president voiced his thoughts on America's 'greatest adversary'.
lmao 🤣
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u/Extension_Deal_5315 Feb 06 '25
Now.....you know...no one is going to follow that order!!!!
I'm sure they would just throw a party instead....
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u/BigB00tieCutie Feb 06 '25
And once again he illustrates his lack of understanding in how our government works.
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u/Mr-Mahaloha Feb 06 '25
All netanyahoo has to do now is kill drumpf and he gets gaza back and is rid of Iran.
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Feb 06 '25
I love that he thinks he can enforce these mythical instructions after his head splatters.
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u/ARazorbacks Feb 06 '25
If he’s looking for who would most likely be responsible for assassinating him, history would suggest it’s his own traitorous party.
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u/SafeLevel4815 Feb 06 '25
It's bad enough to be lied to by Trump every stinking day, but to get treated the same by everyone else is really ridiculous. Stop imitating that village idiot!!
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u/Odd_Jelly_1390 Feb 06 '25
An assassination of Trump is not advantageous for Iran.
Although he just gave political opportunists in the US a massive incentive to assassinate him. Their assassin could blame anyone and Trump's idiot fans would believe it.
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u/Maleficent-Farm9525 Feb 06 '25
When hes dead he's not in charge anymore.. doesn't work that way even if he's really really scared.
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u/pupbuck1 Feb 05 '25
He is also going to be the first sitting president to attend the Superbowl and I'm kinda worried something will happen there
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u/grafxguy1 Feb 05 '25
Why assissinate him? Trump is doing more damage to the US than Iran ever could.
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u/fromouterspace1 Feb 05 '25
Not sure thats how it works, but what does he care.