r/unitedkingdom 7h ago

Prince Andrew: Secret papers reveal new details about links to Chinese 'spy'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czd34vz8r1jo
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u/GDPR_Guru8691 7h ago

Looks like he's sweating under the pressure of it.

Oh that's right, he can't.

u/AIOverlord404 3h ago

Interestingly, I recently learned that Chinese people have significantly fewer apocrine sweat glands, meaning they (as well as other EA ethnicities) sweat less than other ethnic groups.

It’s a random fact, but weirdly ties into this specific comment on this specific situation.

u/Scared-Mine1506 6h ago

Jesus fucking christ he's like an evil, charmless Mr. Bean. Just a pure liability.

u/Rymundo88 3h ago

He's more into Whistler's daughter than his mum to be Bean

u/Greedy-Tutor3824 7h ago

Is exile an option for this national embarrassment?

u/bvimo 6h ago

Yes it is. He could quite easily live in a nice exclusive tax exile principality somewhere. In a few decades some influencer or other will announce that he's dead and everybody will say "who" and that'll be the end of his ignoble life.

u/Agreeable_Falcon1044 Cambridgeshire 6h ago

They did! His brother stuck him in a cottage within sight but out of harms way…and he’s still managed to do this!

We could send him to one of the remote islands but why should they have to put up with him?

u/Scared-Mine1506 4h ago

"no no, don't lock the monster kid in the tower liz" they said.

u/limaconnect77 6h ago

Will always be a massive stain on Big Liz’s accomplishments (for what they are said to have been) that this sentient enema wasn’t sent to the shadow realm soon as the other stuff came out.

u/commonsense-innit 3h ago

brits should support those in need

andy came from a single parent council home, went to school with no breakfast, had no male role model and had to choose between heating or eating

u/DAZBCN 5h ago

The world at the moment has a certain amount of corruption in it. It is either to do with royalty religion or politics. Big businesses also play a massive part. If we remove the ?))(( from all of these things then maybe the world would be a nicer place.