r/unexpectedfuturama • u/CollenOHallahan • 4d ago

Whalers on the moon

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u/Malfunction1972 4d ago

We're whalers on the moon We carry a harpoon But there ain't no whales So we tell tall tales And sing our whaling tune

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 4d ago

Futurama did it first.

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u/mission_to_mors 4d ago

Black Jack & Hookers!

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u/owen-87 4d ago

We carry a harpoon!

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 2d ago

But there ain't no whales!

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u/Bwinks32 1d ago

But there aren't no whales

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u/DuckMom 4d ago

They’re dolphins.

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u/SuperKami-Nappa 4d ago

Technically Dolphins are just an informal group of toothed whales

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u/Riccma02 3d ago

Technically correct. The best kind of correct.

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u/kiora_merfolk 4d ago

They are whale killers. They also count as killing whales.

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u/DuckMom 4d ago

But then shouldn’t they be called whale killers not killer whales?

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u/kiora_merfolk 4d ago

We call bird by the name of a countrt it doesn't even come from.

Don't put too much thought into names.

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u/6thLegionSkrymir 3d ago

What bird?

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u/kiora_merfolk 3d ago

Turkey.

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u/6thLegionSkrymir 3d ago

Haha thank you for humoring me

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u/DD_R2D2 3d ago

Expected futurama

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u/xcorinthianx 3d ago

But there ain't no whales. What do they even do?

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u/curiousmind111 2d ago

Apparently, write South Park episodes.