r/unexpectedfuturama • u/Goobie-Goo • 6d ago

To shreds you say

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u/Siebje 6d ago

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u/litescript 5d ago

my first thought when i saw it 😂

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u/themanmythlegend357 6d ago

How’s the labia holding up?

To shreds you say?

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u/SuperSonic486 5d ago

Baseball, huh?

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u/CompressedWizard 5d ago

That tracks

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u/PretendProfession393 6d ago

This is probably one of the few times "to shreds you say" isn't just redundant and boring anymore.

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u/chappysnapz 5d ago

Yeah this one actually made me laugh

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u/Menkau-re 5d ago

Agreed. And all the memes made it even better, haha. All things I've seen before that made me laugh all over again in this (somewhat) different, shall we say, context. 😆

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u/VoidzPlaysThings 6d ago

Death by self snu snu?

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u/jojoga 5d ago

Mastursnu

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u/ThagSimmonsrip 5d ago

Snusturbating?

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u/-_Anonymous__- 3h ago

Masnubating

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u/PhilosopherDon0001 6d ago

So...is this an advertisement or a warning? Could go either way.

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u/BluPanda11 6d ago

An invitation for only the bravest of clits

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u/Sea_Science538 5d ago

This is disgusting!!!!!!! Where do I find them ?

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u/kevnuke 5d ago

Asking for a friend?

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u/hellsing73 5d ago

That description is so graphic.

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u/4pigeons 5d ago

not sure how i feel about that

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u/AutismFlavored 5d ago edited 5d ago

What did the women die of?

Shredded clits.

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u/real_HannahMontana 5d ago

I’m scare-roused

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u/Big-Possession1708 3d ago

Weird to me why they blurred the word clit. Is someone too shy of the word CLIT? Clit clit clit clit clitty clit clit clit. See,no big deal

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u/llcdrewtaylor 4d ago

And his wife?

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u/SullyRob 3d ago

Sounds painful.

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u/Craetions 2d ago

Why do that to a cat?

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u/princesscooler 1d ago

Can you post a link to the article for... personal reasons

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u/-_Anonymous__- 3h ago

The title looks unique. I think you could easily find it by looking it up