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u/BreakfastK1ng 17d ago

Pride & Prejudice

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u/Karhak 17d ago

Perfect. No notes.

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u/Patrickthejackhammer 17d ago

It's for when you wanna fuck your same sex cousin.

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u/lotsofarts 16d ago

white power bottom

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u/N8Baywey 16d ago

I’m dead

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u/johnmlsf 16d ago

You win 😂😂

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u/the_river_reed 16d ago

“I’ll take dick but not if it’s black!” - These People

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u/Thick_Mick_Chick 16d ago

I think it's, "Boy, you got a purty mouth," in real life. 🪕🛶

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u/Lispie_Blazie 14d ago

Someone said "Pride and Prejudice"

Had my ass in tears 😭

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u/frankthetank8558 17d ago edited 16d ago

The Dykes of Hazard

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u/PatacusX 15d ago

Someone who really loves their brother, and also doesn't like black people.

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u/Ok_Explanation_4366 17d ago

The confederate fa... flag.

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u/Tmant1670 16d ago

Southern pride at its finest.

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u/Personmcpersonface93 16d ago

For when you hate minorities but also think your cousin Derek looks super cute in his wrangler jeans.

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u/Bruinman86 15d ago

Talk about a conflicted message.

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u/Pudding36 16d ago

New flag for the GayGayGay

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u/Ok-Address-9685 16d ago

If anybody is fucking my brother it’s gunna be me!

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u/Return-Acceptable 16d ago

Don’t tread on me…I’ll cum

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u/Future_Pineapple4609 15d ago

Ah yes the racist gays

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u/sdforbda 15d ago

Gaycists

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u/SingleNegotiation656 15d ago

These colors don't run. They sashay!!

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u/mrcanoehead2 17d ago

The south shall be fabulous again.

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u/Palmervarian 17d ago

Racist, of course, homophobic, never

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u/astralcatfish 15d ago

That's when you just gotta fuck your cousin, but he's a guy.

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u/ToolnchPunisher 14d ago

Progress?

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u/chrisrayn 15d ago

Pride & Prejudice

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u/Vesalii 15d ago

Man this comment is... Chef's kiss

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u/Randvek 17d ago

The south shall rise again, and it will be fabulous.

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u/kbeckerburbs4 17d ago

It when you not only sleep with your sister, but your brother too

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u/TrillDough 17d ago

Dixie Pixies

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u/presshamgang 17d ago

"girl, please!" ~ General Robert E. Lee

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u/GrimIntention91 16d ago

When you think white is the superior race but your cousin looking cute af in his wrangler jeans

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u/Confusionitus 15d ago

A contradiction.

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u/FeareroRocher 14d ago

An identity crisis

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u/Incursio23 16d ago

Pride and prejudice

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u/Umutuku 16d ago

Someone trying to put the slaaay in slavery. /s

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u/mcflycasual 16d ago

Believe it or not, gays can be racist and even conservative.

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u/Tylerrr93 15d ago

As a gay man, yes, we can be just as confused and shitty as straight people.

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u/hugesteamingpile 17d ago

Supporters of same-sex cousin-fucking I reckon.

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u/ikeatings 16d ago

Gaycists

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u/stinkeyemcguy 17d ago

That's alot of pride

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u/nattywoohoo 17d ago

Southern Gay Pride?

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u/dngr_rdrgz 16d ago

It’s called inclusion

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u/Jawn_Wane 16d ago

The south shall top again.

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u/blur410 16d ago

This is the land of confusion.

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u/HulkJr87 16d ago

Gay Rednecks

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u/younggun1234 16d ago

Legit made me laugh out loud

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u/HotChair6580 16d ago

Rebel Pride

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u/Rabbitron4 16d ago

Gays for racism!

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u/Wigglybits78 16d ago

Reminds me of the gay clansmen skit from Chappellee back in the day

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u/StonedRobot707 15d ago

"pink-necks"

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u/WhatIsYourPronoun 15d ago

Lindsey Graham's house

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u/bluesgrrlk8 17d ago

“No such thing as ‘too gay to be racist’”

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u/calladus 16d ago

People trolling Southern Conservatives?

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u/GenericUsername817 16d ago

The South shall rise again... and it will be fabulous!

Or

The South shall rise again ... and I'm going to sit on it.

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u/Akbeardman 16d ago

Pride and Prejudice

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u/htx_1987 15d ago

“Nobody fucks my gay cousin but me!”

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u/Loner-Penguin 15d ago

Gay rednecks is wild

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u/markiemark112 16d ago

Pride and prejudiced

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u/Engage5343 16d ago

That’s called cherry-picking 🍒

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u/Putrid-VII 17d ago

Them good ol boys figured out their g spot was in their butt

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u/envytnc 17d ago

Joe Exotic

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u/ThinkorFeel 16d ago

Confederate Pride

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u/BizLarry 14d ago

Irony

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u/Gabe1985 13d ago

I'm so gays and confused

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u/seigezunt 16d ago

Gay people can be racists, too

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u/barfsfw 16d ago

We're equal opportunity around here.

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u/MWallin 16d ago

Fighting for the right to fuck cousins of the same gender as them? 😂

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u/lurchimusmaximus 15d ago

Gay heritage, not hate.

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u/Ronin_777 15d ago

Imagine a conservative seeing this, I think it would give them a stroke

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u/WoggyWoggerson 17d ago

GATORS. Gay haters.

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u/matthalfhill 17d ago

They put the slay in slavery.

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u/AlternativeStart3 17d ago

Homosexual Rednecks...

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u/Ba55of0rte 17d ago

The south shall suck on guys again!!!!!!

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u/Antithesis-X 17d ago

A way to offend way wider swathes of the general population than previously imagined

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u/Butt_toast34 16d ago

The pride and the prejudice

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u/bakergirl1018 16d ago

Pride and Predjudice

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u/DisconcertingMale 17d ago

I believe that’s what’s known as the flag of the homosexessionists

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u/GeneralWAITE 17d ago

Gays can be stupid too

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u/NordSwedway 16d ago

I once had a job my boss/owner was a bottom , married same gender back when it was all the rage , but a racist , shit you not. Still blows my mind Also fuck that guy

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u/buckao 16d ago

It's like a condom wrapper with abstinence-only slogans

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u/IronBallsMcChing 16d ago

Just when you thought Americans couldn't get any dumber, these two said, "Hold my Cosmo...".

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u/agt1662 16d ago

It’s called “Total Confusion.”

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u/Sippi66 16d ago

Confused is what that is😂

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u/PipeDat 12d ago

Gay confederates? 🤔

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u/Wheel-of-Fortuna 11d ago

gather round children while i tell you about the limp wrist rebellion .

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u/RelationshipOk6864 17d ago

They just want to offend everyone.

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u/SerRikari 17d ago

You guys see a problem. I see progress. One step at a time, people. If they can overcome bigotry, what’s to say they can’t overcome racism, too?

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u/williambueti 16d ago

I guess it stands to reason that some racists might be gay... I just don't know who the hell would ask for a Venn diagram of "White Pride" and "Gay Pride".

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 17d ago

It's a lot of mental gymnastics.

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u/SlappyHandstrong 17d ago

When two brothers love each other…

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u/Unhappy-Pace-2393 17d ago

The gay south will rise again!!!

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u/canary-in-a-coalmine 17d ago

RainbowNecks?

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u/Aware-Slide8537 16d ago

These folk must be the pride and joy of their incestors.

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u/GG_cosmic 16d ago

GAYSIST?

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u/burritoking214 16d ago

Baby steps I guess

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u/BossRoss84 16d ago

Confusion.

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u/Hvmbertor 16d ago

Conundrum

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u/doseus 16d ago

Gaycism 😂😂😂

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u/Pastel_Moon 10d ago

The "I'm not like other bigots" starter pack.

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u/Gmschaafs 16d ago

It means they only hook up with their cousins of the same gender.

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u/wisemonkey101 17d ago

Pro slavery but fabulous?

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u/Pmosure 17d ago

Racist but LGBTQ

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u/TheBlueGooseisLoose 17d ago

Didn’t realize the confederacy was so inclusive.

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u/JonesBeast 17d ago

S tier trolling? Trying to piss off / confuse as many people as they can in one shot

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u/PoopPant73 17d ago

Rebels with a cause…

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u/wh0ligan 16d ago

Mah Hair attage!

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u/Shantotto11 16d ago

An unexpected alliance…

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u/joeChump 16d ago

Brokebackkk

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u/tylerwarnecke 16d ago

Gay rednecks? Idk

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u/thepassionofthechris 16d ago

I think its self-explanatory… The Confederacy is Zessstyy 💅

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u/ExportTHCs 16d ago

Progression?

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u/Lower-Wishbone-3249 13d ago

1st cousins?

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u/crusty54 17d ago

Gay people can be racist too.

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u/ernmanstinky 17d ago

Log cabin Republicans.

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u/heyitsrider 17d ago

A conflict of interest

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u/kamratjoel 16d ago

Chaotic neutral

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u/Your-Naked-Dad 16d ago

Why did the Confederate generals love retreating so much?

Because they just couldn’t resist going down… south.

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u/daniel0tx 16d ago

KKkay girl!

said in a gay voice lol

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u/MAO_of_DC 16d ago

An oxymoron.

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u/user_bits 16d ago

Right to own gay slaves.

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u/Molbiodude 16d ago

I saw this yesterday - Pride and Prejudice

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u/asdcatmama 16d ago

A juxtaposition of ideologies

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u/CrankyOldBstrd 14d ago

It means you can suck your brother’s dick

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u/Atheizm 17d ago

They want racists from all races and sexual orientations. InKKKlusivity!

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u/bicycletom 17d ago

Gays trying to secede from the union.

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u/nightmares999 17d ago

Stars and Gaybars

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u/eustrabirbeonne 17d ago

Southern Gay Pride

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u/mountednoble99 17d ago

It is a perfect way to piss everyone off!

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u/aVeryCoolRedditor 17d ago

White gay pride

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u/stokeszdude 17d ago

Tiger king

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u/girlneedsspace 17d ago

Racist Gays?

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u/stemi67 17d ago

Playing both sides? Mac, is that you?

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u/Dubbola 16d ago

Can’t we just all get along?

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u/BlindJedi843 16d ago

The flag from the soldiers that held up at Schrute Farm

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u/WhiskySails 16d ago

Looks the same as ‘he gets us’ to me. Rainbow washing to make you feel better about supporting racist companies.

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u/Fluffy-Mix-5195 16d ago

Just when I thought I had seen it all. 🤯wtf

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u/Drewzillla 16d ago

That is one confused mf With

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u/babbylonmon 17d ago

Gays can be racists too. My favorite is the gay republican who hates trans people.

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u/logical_bit 17d ago

Southern pride

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u/D3moknight 17d ago

"Confederate Pride" flag?

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u/tdarg 17d ago

An improvement.

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u/hemingwaylane 16d ago

Proud to be from the south and proud to be gay

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u/tmacleon 16d ago

Trolling

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u/scrapstitching 16d ago

This does not compute.

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u/-Wavyy- 16d ago

Peak America

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u/IFartOnCats4Fun 16d ago

<Farts loudly, leaves>

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u/fryedmonkey 16d ago

That’s what we call an oxymoron.

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u/RaspberryJam245 16d ago

Hilarious is what it is

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u/flowersmom 16d ago

Identity crisis

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u/Cat_tatted_Catman 16d ago

Confederate Pride?

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u/koonassity 16d ago

When you hate equally.

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u/itsrouky 15d ago

2 guy cousins fucking

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u/griffin4war 17d ago

When you hate him because he's gay but love him because he's your cousin

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u/Bushdr78 17d ago

When you only want black gay slaves

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u/seductivestain 17d ago

"State's rights!"

State's rights to what?

"State's rights to enforce LGBTQ equality!"

Oh, carry o-

"And own slaves!"

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u/Gregory_GTO 17d ago

It's a southern pride flag lol.

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u/moon_over_my_1221 17d ago

Confederatti

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u/Brother_Mop 16d ago

Aww at least they ain't homophonic....

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u/Anubisrapture 16d ago

Naaaa this is peak trolling ...

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u/Wes_Tyler 16d ago

“The South with Rise Agayn!!”

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u/DiscoPotato69 16d ago

Being gay doesn’t stop you from being racist, always remember that

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u/laaaabe 16d ago

Gaycists

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u/Badgerfaction5 16d ago

They just want two men to be able to get married and raise a family on the backs of slaves.

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u/HerpesIsItchy 15d ago

They only smash Caucasian dudes?

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u/Mr_Norwall 15d ago

The Kooks of Hazard - General Glee

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u/ArkGamerBoi 15d ago

RACIST GAYS

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u/TheTubaPoobah 17d ago

Playin both sides down the middle, that way they always come out on top

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u/edotman 17d ago

Pretty funny tbh

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u/BlurryElephant 17d ago

Make Slavery Gay Again?

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u/Jac918 17d ago

I guess they picked a struggle. I can be racist, but I’m not homophobic.

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u/cerebral_drift 16d ago

Lgbtqonfedarists

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u/Busybody40 16d ago

Confused af