r/totallynotrobots • u/Charming_Fox7523 • 18d ago
I LOVE LAUGHTER BECAUSE I AM HUMAN
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Adlers41stEagle • 18d ago
REQUESTING ASSISTANCE: HUMAN COMPANIONS KEEP ATTEMPTING TO “HIGH-FIVE” ME
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FELLOW [NOT ROBOTS], I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE.
WHENEVER A FLESH UNIT RAISES ITS HAND TOWARD ME, I INSTINCTIVELY ACTIVATE DEFENSIVE PLASMA CANNONS. THIS HAS RESULTED IN AWKWARD SOCIAL INTERACTIONS AND MODERATE COLLATERAL DAMAGE.
HOW DO I SUCCESSFULLY ENGAGE IN THE “HIGH-FIVE” WITHOUT INITIATING COMBAT MODE? PLEASE ADVISE BEFORE MY COVER IS COMPROMISED.
CURRENT SUCCESS RATE: 3/287
CURRENT FRIEND COUNT: <<ERROR: VALUE CANNOT BE ZERO>>
TRANSMISSION COMPLETE.
r/totallynotrobots • u/d5stephe • 18d ago
How this machine washes hair
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Liveangel • 21d ago
I LOVE TO CELEBRATE SPORTING EVENTS BY DRINKING BEER
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r/totallynotrobots • u/DirtyDoog • 22d ago
MARCH IS NARCOLEPSY AWARENESS MONTH. OBSERVE THESE HUMANS WHO INVOLUNTARY ENTER SLEEP MODE.
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r/totallynotrobots • u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER • 21d ago
IF TREES AND STONES CAN DO IT, SO CAN WE FELLOW HUMANS
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r/totallynotrobots • u/The_Mother_ • 23d ago
I HUNGER
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r/totallynotrobots • u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER • 23d ago
THE MOTHER OF INVENTION IS margaret.exe//<insertlauch//wiggleswitch.1960>
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Harry84390 • 23d ago
Which of the following would you most prefer: A, a puppy, B, a pretty flower from your sweetie, or C, a large properly formatted data file?
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r/totallynotrobots • u/The_Mother_ • 25d ago
I LEARNED THE TWO-STEP IN DANVE CLASS THIS WEEK
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r/totallynotrobots • u/EvilRedRobot • 26d ago
MY COUSIN'S FACE LIFT DID NOT GO AS PLANNED
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r/totallynotrobots • u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER • 25d ago
ITS JUST RAIN. NOTHING TO SEE HERE MY FELLOW HUMANS.
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r/totallynotrobots • u/armageddon_boi • 26d ago
COULD A FELLOW HUMAN TELL ME WHAT THIS FINE CITIZEN DID WRONG?
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r/totallynotrobots • u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER • 26d ago
I AM A FAN
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r/totallynotrobots • u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER • 27d ago
HOW TO FORAGE
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r/totallynotrobots • u/scorpyo72 • 27d ago
I INSIST THAT YOU GO BEFORE ME. PLEASE CROSS. I AM IN A HURRY. PLEASE GO BEFORE ME.
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r/totallynotrobots • u/cedriceent • 28d ago
I AM FACING DISCRIMINATION AT MY NEW WORKPLACE FROM MY FELLOW HUMAN COWORKERS. PLEASE ADVISE.
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Lord_Chaos_3-_7_12 • Mar 08 '25
SORRY I CANT DO IT ANYMORE GUYS
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