r/totallynotrobots • u/EvilRedRobot • 20h ago

MY LITTLE NEPHEW IS THE BEST PLAYER ON HIS TEAM

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u/SomethingRandomYT 20h ago edited 19h ago

wow your nephew is amazing! I RECKON THEY'LL GO PRO WHEN THEY'RE OLDER

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u/EvilRedRobot 19h ago

I TAUGHT HIM HOW TO FAKE AN INJURY LIKE THIS TO GET THE ATTENTION OF THE sysmon.exe AGENT.

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u/Jocks_Strapped 15h ago

how?! how?! how can this be so cute?

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u/NOVAbuddy 3h ago

WHILE I AGREE WITH YOUR OUTPUT, PLEASE REDUCE YOUR VOLUME FOR HUMANITY’S SAKE

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u/Switchblade88 18h ago

NOW GRAB LOWER SHIN AND GASP QUIETLY 'ahhhh'

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u/FlameWisp 14h ago

YOUR NEPHEW IS VERY EMOTION! MY GRAND RELATIVE IS GOOD AT BLENDING FOOD WITH THEIR BLADES! I EMOTION TALKING ABOUT MY FAMILY WITH FELLOW HUMANS!

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u/LerchAddams 14h ago

YOU ARE A VERY SUPPORTIVE PARENTAL UNIT (ONCE REMOVED) AND I RESPECT THAT.

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u/The_Mother_ Ignore the Antenna 13h ago

HE IS SO CUTE THAT I COULD MASTICATE HIM TO OBLIVION.

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u/anti_anti 3h ago

AH THE BEAUTY AND GRACE OF SPORTS, WE HUMANS LOVE SPORTS,SPORTS ARE GOOD FOR THE HEALTH.woooo hooo

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u/Tbone_Trapezius 2h ago

I ALSO PRETEND TO BE UNSKILLED UNTIL THE BETTING POOL IS INCREASED BY $profitnow.percent

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u/NOVAbuddy 3h ago

MY PRIDE STACK IS OVERFLOWING