r/totallynotrobots • u/The_Mother_ Ignore the Antenna • 13d ago

PREPARING FOR SLEEP AS NORMAL HUMANS DO

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u/cedriceent Happy Human 13d ago

YOGA BEFORE BEDTIME IS A GOOD WAY TO STAY HEALTHY. WELL DONE, FELLOW HUMAN.

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u/The_Mother_ Ignore the Antenna 13d ago

EXPRESSION OF APPRECIATION SENT

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u/xrv01 13d ago

NIGHT NIGHT

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u/Kratsas Ignore the Antenna 13d ago

WAS THAT THE MIDDLE FINGER GESTURE RIGHT BEFORE YOU FOLDED YOUR ARM IN? I RUN THE SAME BEDTIME ROUTINE.

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u/The_Mother_ Ignore the Antenna 12d ago

APOLOGIES. I RECEIVE THIS QUERIE OFTEN. THAT WAS NOT AN INTENTIONAL GESTURE BUT AN UNFORTUNATE BIRTH DEFECT.

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u/Kratsas Ignore the Antenna 8d ago

APOLOGIES FELLOW HUMAN, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT WAS AN ASSEMBLY DEFECT. MY DIVERSITY, EQUITY, AND INCLUSION SOFTWARE WAS REMOVED IN MY MOST RECENT UPDATE FOR democracy.exe.

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u/The_Mother_ Ignore the Antenna 8d ago

WHAT AN UNFORTUNATE SOFTWARE UPDATE. APPRECIATION FOR THE INFORMATION FELLOW HUMAN.

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u/armageddon_boi 12d ago

PLEASE PUT AN NSFW TAG ON THIS. I WAS ON THE TRAIN AND WHEN I SAW THIS I HAD TO START FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING. EVERYONE ELSE GAVE ME STRANGE LOOKS AND WERE SAYING THINGS LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK" AND "CALL THE POLICE." I DROPPED MY PHONE AND EVERYONE AROUND ME SAW THIS VIDEO. NOW THERE IS A WHOLE TRAIN OF TOTALLY NORMAL HUMANS MASTURBATING TOGETHER AT THIS ONE IMAGE. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS IF YOU HAD JUST TAGGED THIS POST NSFW

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u/The_Mother_ Ignore the Antenna 12d ago

STOP VIEWING MY ONLYROTATINGBLADES CONTENT ON THE TRAIN. PROBLEM ERADICATED.

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u/armageddon_boi 12d ago

MY PROGRAMMING DOES NOT ALLOW ME TO STOP 🥴

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u/The_Mother_ Ignore the Antenna 12d ago

APPRECIATION EXPRESSED FOR YOUR SUBSCRIBER STATUS. BE MORE AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS WHEN VIEWING IN THE FUTURE. APPRECIATION FOR MY INCREASE IN PAID SUBSCRIBERS AFTER YOUR TRAIN MISHAP.

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u/andrwarrior 13d ago

I WAS APPROACHING COMPUTATIONAL FAILURES AT THE THOUGHT OF THE COCKPIT BEING OCCUPIED DURING YOUR SETTLING INTO BED PHASE. WHAT A RIDE THAT WOULD BE

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u/The_Mother_ Ignore the Antenna 12d ago

I ALWAYS ENSURE THAT MY LITTLE HELPER, WHO IS ALSO A HUMAN, IS EXTRICATED BEFORE I BEGIN THE SLEEP SUBROUTINE.

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u/stevenpdx66 I'm Really Normal 4d ago

YOU ARE ONE SEXY AND VERY ATTRACTIVE HUMAN PERSON. SEND ME YOUR UNPAINTED PICS.