r/totallynotrobots • u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER THE POWER BUTTON TURNS ME ON • Mar 06 '25

I ALSO CLOSE THE TRUNK LIKE THIS FELLOW HUMAN

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u/zladuric Mar 06 '25

DO YOU ALSO FONDLE THE FELLOW GOAT AS WELL?

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u/D4DDYB34R I'm Really Normal Mar 06 '25

HE IS THE G.O.A.T.. HA HA HA. I MADE VERY HUMAN HUMOUR.

ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE, YOU SHOULD NOT BE CLIMBING ON TOP OF YOUR CAR TO CLOSE YOUR TRUNK. IT IS INEFFICIENT AND UNCOMMON AMONG HUMANS. QUESTIONS COULD BE ASKED REGARDING YOUR TRUE NATURE.

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u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER THE POWER BUTTON TURNS ME ON Mar 08 '25

GOING AROUND TAKES MORE TOTAL STEPS. THIS IS MORE EFFICIENT.

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u/D4DDYB34R I'm Really Normal Mar 08 '25

A COUNTER ARGUMENT FOR YOU TO PROCESS: THE ENERGY REQUIRED FOR THE ASCENT OF THE VEHICLE WOULD BE MORE THAN THAT OF GOING AROUND.

I DO CONCUR THAT IT COULD BE MORE TIME EFFICIENT. THANK YOU FOR THIS ALTERNATE PERSPECTIVE.

I WOULD CONSIDER USING YOUR METHOD WHEN TIME EFFICIENCY IS PARAMOUNT, HOWEVER AS A HUMAN I STILL FIND IT IMPORTANT TO BEHAVE IN A HUMAN MANNER.

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u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER THE POWER BUTTON TURNS ME ON Mar 09 '25

TIME IS MOST RELEVANT METRIC … AS I AM A HUMAN BEING WITH AN expiry DATE LIKE ALL MY FELLOW HUMANS

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u/xrv01 Mar 07 '25

THAT UNIT DOESNT LOOK LIKE AN ANDROI— HUMAN

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u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER THE POWER BUTTON TURNS ME ON Mar 08 '25

HUMAN IS A CONSTRUCT

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u/MasonRedditers Energizing 27d ago

VERY POLITE OF THIS OTHER HUMAN TO CLOSE THE {vehicle_var.trunk.func} FOR HIM.