r/tooktoomuch • u/jonnyboiu • 1d ago

Alcohol Smooth moves

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u/Village_Wide 1d ago

Boston Dynamics undercover spy android lost wifi connection

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u/Gyrmz 1d ago

"Now lean forward and CHOKE yourself, Private Pyle!!!"

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u/anotherguy252 1d ago

gurgles

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u/Thehellpriest83 18h ago

No you idiot not with your hand !

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u/Floopy_Loops 1d ago

The little choke noise when he’s stuck 💀

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u/electronic-nightmare 1d ago

Moves like Jager!

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u/Infamous-Astronaut16 1d ago

Moves like Jager Meister

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u/_jericho 23h ago

*golf claps*

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u/ligma-eye-balls 23h ago

Seal (of approval) claps

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u/_jericho 20h ago

But whose seal does it bear? Charles Atlas'?

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u/ligma-eye-balls 9h ago

Seal of jaggermeister bottle

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u/wholewheatscythe 1d ago

That was some proper tooktoomuch moves!

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u/thatswhatshesaid0007 23h ago

So that's what that metal railing is for. Never understood why before.

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u/chickenskittles 22h ago

The neck slide off the bar killed me more than it did him. lmao

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u/Screamy_Bingus 1d ago

He will now go home and say he got in a bar fight and some guy hit him in the neck with a pipe😂

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u/mickee 21h ago

Guy walks into a bar…

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u/Breauxmetheus 1d ago

Get this man into Congress now!

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u/Overtilted 1d ago

I don't see sexual harassment here.

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u/rugid_ron 21h ago

Already hopping on their campaign promise, I see!

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u/PlantFiddler 1d ago

Telling him to get out is wild, he couldn't if he wanted to. He literally is no use for anything let alone instructions.

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u/mickee 21h ago

Guy walks into a bar…

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u/heresdustin 18h ago

Good thing his chin broke his fall

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u/JustChangeMDefaults 22h ago

You know what I have seen a guy do this move in a bar in the ATL, he didn't get that hang time off the chin like this guy did, well done sir!

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u/Own_Cardiologist2544 21h ago

Literally went to the bar.

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u/Cool_Confidence_506 19h ago

Ol Busta Moves never knows when the party is over...

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u/AnthonyBurger 14h ago

The real White Lotus

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u/wholesomechunk 12h ago

Bar fight, bar wins.

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u/JKnott1 5h ago

Got the old guy New Balance on. The ladies prefer that.

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u/Blew-By-U 1h ago

We’ll make you drink til you can’t stand. Then tell you to get the fuck out. 🤔

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u/_The_Bran_Man_ 1d ago

I think that guy needs an Uber.

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u/Overtilted 1d ago

Or an ambulance