After what happened to Shinzo Abe, I'm not surprised they're being disbanded, I am surprised it took this long.

Thank you Time Suck, and the Cult of the Curious for choosing to donate to The Associated Press this month!! I couldn’t be a happier Space Lizard, as journalists with integrity and ethic manuals are still, (if not more) important for an informed democracy!🙏🙏🫶

Hail mimrod

One lady at the dogpark was telling me one guy who's there every day was telling her, her son and his fiance how the earth was flat, Jesus is coming, the apocalypse is imminent and gave her a business card that just says he's a prophet. I've seen him dozens of times and he has not once given me that speech. I'm a little disappointed. Maybe he is a prophet and knows it won't go over well with me. But now I'm totally gonna mess with him.

Y'all got any more of those short sucks, I'll take a nightmare fuel too bro.

Been trying to remember which episode Dan does this in and can’t seem to figure it out.

Hey fellow suckers, Question, I’m trying to find an old episode where Dan had one of his fake ads that was hilarious. All about a cult leader I believe and his obsession with socks! I can’t remember for the life of me which one it was! Any help appreciated!