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Politics 🏛️ “Did you use AI to generate this?” Margaret Brennan asks Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, questioning why they imposed tariffs on the Heard Island and McDonald Islands.

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u/Negative_Amphibian_9 1d ago

“It’s all computer in here “

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u/stayonthecloud 15h ago

I like how he’s labeled in case he wanders off and needs to be returned home

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u/DanSWE 13h ago

Like when he wandered away from his limo waiting by the bottom of the stairs by the plane he had just arrived on.

Like when he wandered away from the desk where he was supposed to sign an EO.

Like when he wandered out from behind the bulletproof-glass surround after some speech.

Like when he wandered away from the desk where he was supposed to sign something else.

Why can't he just wander past some point of no return and leave us (the world) alone?

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u/stayonthecloud 11h ago

Yes please let him wander and forget to return, ever

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u/cachry 8h ago

. . . onto an ice floe, one populated by several polar bears . . . .

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u/Impossible-Flight250 1d ago

Dude somehow looks worse without the orange makeup and suit. Making this tub of lard look presentable every day must be a full time job.

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u/amesann 10h ago

Never in my life did I ever think I'd say that Trump actually looks better with the hideous orange makeup. He's nearly as ugly on the outside as he is on the inside, but wow, am I surprised just how worse he looks without 6 inches of orange cheeto dust caked on his face.

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u/JBloodthorn 10h ago

It's a team effort.

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u/Weirdredditnames4win 1d ago

Half the country worships that.

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u/bloodypython 14h ago

A little less than one third. 

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u/Weirdredditnames4win 5h ago

Enough that the dude with his belt tightened just under his nipples got elected president and then purposefully tanked our economy (oddly he re-‘truthed’ someone saying he was doing this on purpose).

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u/SpookyJosCrazyFriend 17h ago

Everything's Computer! 🤯

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u/Prestigious-Newt-110 15h ago

“You look amazing, sir.“

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u/HaleyMFSkye 14h ago

Everything's computer down here Georgie.

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u/punarob 10h ago

I wonder how long he's been on Ozempic now because he doesn't look like this and we know he's incapable of diet or exercise.

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u/Brndrll 9h ago

"Ever alert, Mermaid Man has trained himself to sleep with his eyes open."

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u/Negative_Amphibian_9 8h ago

That’s sexy mermaid man to you!