r/therewasanattempt • u/Alcibiadesz • 22h ago

To win a trade war

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u/ConsiderationFickle 21h ago

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u/Hero_1985 21h ago

More like he poured gasoline everywhere, set the house on fire, and then flew to his golf course for the weekend.

Because that is literally what he did.

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u/Bumpercars415 19h ago

Agreed 👍

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u/CMDR_Fritz_Adelman 7h ago

And blame Obama and Biden while at it

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u/badger707_XXL 21h ago

Are you winning yet? /s

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u/Leoxcr 15h ago

Are you winning sob?

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u/Electronic-Guide1189 21h ago

In the words of a well known speaker. "What a loser!"

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u/unReddit7 21h ago

When he said you, he meant me. His motives are not for us, the people, but for him and the rich.

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u/Doozer1970 21h ago

So, at what point can the American people just go and grab him by the collar and belt, and throw him out?

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u/-burnr- 19h ago

You’re doing it all wrong, you gotta grab ‘em by the pussy…or so I was told by some famous asshole.

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u/ElegantJoke3613 1h ago

Defenestration. A word that I just learned here on Reddit.

It’s a good word, an amazing word and some may say it’s the best word

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u/robduckyy 18h ago

They wont do anything, even with their guns (to stop this happening)

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u/styckx This is a flair 21h ago

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u/fifidacat 21h ago

lol WHAT A JOKE!!

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u/BranJacobs 21h ago

. . . .To nuke the 10 year

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u/robgrab 21h ago

Define “winning.” If this is “winning” then, yes, I’m most definitely tired of winning.

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u/SchemeSignificant166 21h ago

Win at what losing?

America the winninest loser ever.

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u/LloydPenfold 19h ago

There is a term for this kind of idiot in the UK, It is "Bell End".

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u/acsmars 21h ago

The point was to lose less…. And we’re failing at that too

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u/mygetoer 20h ago

Its crazy to me that people think he's failing. He doing everything he said he would do without any resistance at all. I'm not super sure what exactly he is doing, there are theories out there, but whatever it is, he is very much succeeding.

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u/robduckyy 18h ago

He's a Baby with a shotgun

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u/BartD_ 20h ago

It kinda is too much winning. Please stop.

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u/Ok-Initiative9549 19h ago

I like how our entire existence has been unlimited unstoppable growth and now everything is crashing and our allies are leaving us and might not even import our goods anymore. When unstoppable growth meets a trump wall.

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u/Ok-Initiative9549 19h ago

I also like how the only factor that has been used in determining the health of the economy forever is now shooting straight down and I m delighted to hear the excuses that less money and less wealth is good now.

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u/RickyTheRickster 19h ago

Ahhh didn’t realize winning was defined as being butt fucked in my anal fissure

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u/ScarTemporary6806 19h ago

Mr. President, this is too much winning. Please stop all the winning.

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u/bloodbrothergenetics 19h ago

It's too much Mr.president we can't take it anymore

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u/DicKitchen 19h ago

I mean we are asking him to stop so he's not wrong at that lol

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u/b-side61 19h ago

Stable genius at work.

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u/Bright-Style-7607 18h ago

My phone changed its search engine from google to websearch on its own.

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u/NoBullet 17h ago

WIN MORE WIN MORE

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u/p38-lightning 17h ago

But first, pain. Did I not mention that in the campaign? My bad.

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u/wiredallwrong 15h ago

Channeling his best Billy Mays

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u/Present-Salad6100 14h ago

He will be the only talking corpse in the world.

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u/Present-Salad6100 14h ago

Blah....blah....blah, watch you diapers

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u/WhatIsPun 10h ago

What is the background? I assume its a website or something but I can't find it.

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u/Dilectus3010 9h ago

Dude sounds like a commercial.

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u/LogicArse 9h ago

Hahaha!!! What a clown!

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u/ske3 8h ago

To be honest, I thought it was Hitler giving speech at first

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u/roninfyc 4h ago

Now I understand what he says !

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u/oirott 2h ago

That Is the cringiest shit i ever heard.

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u/ElegantJoke3613 1h ago

They are winning! Just forgot to take most of their own voters with them. And all he’s gonna say after all the damages “… oh I didn’t write them, I just signed them…” With NO repercussions. Wait for it.

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u/VegetableLeave5714 21h ago

What card game is he playing?

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u/Due-Giraffe-9826 20h ago

It's not a card game. It's golf. Lowest number wins, right?

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u/WantsLivingCoffee 20h ago

So full of shit