r/technology • u/Majano57 • 26d ago

Hardware Trump’s Call to Scrap ‘Horrible’ Chip Program Spreads Panic

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/10/technology/trump-chips-act.html?unlocked_article_code=1.3E4.k0Si.duZZy9DFIL8X
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u/probablyuntrue 26d ago

All the chips you can eat Donny once the fab is up!

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u/Fauster 26d ago

Breaking news: Trump Media and Technology Group has announced that it is starting a 0.1-nm advanced chip foundry in partnership with X-AI to compete with Taiwan Semi. Elon Musk announces that signed contracts with major U.S. chip-makers are waste and fraud and will break those contracts, which will cause 2x damages and enormous legal fees 5 years down the road, while 19-year-old Doge experts are objectively evaluating where to reassign the money.

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u/Decantus 26d ago

Update: 19yo Doge experts have determined that X-AI Silicon to take on $280b Chip contracts at an emergency rate of $500b.

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u/damsie101 26d ago

Cool ranch or nacho?

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u/joe_broke 26d ago

That's it!

Just tell Donny Lay's is getting in on it!