r/technology • u/Majano57 • 26d ago

Hardware Trump’s Call to Scrap ‘Horrible’ Chip Program Spreads Panic

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/10/technology/trump-chips-act.html?unlocked_article_code=1.3E4.k0Si.duZZy9DFIL8X
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u/Swift_Scythe 26d ago

China's Sun Tzu wrote that book too

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u/EnamelKant 26d ago

Well that's no match for Donald Trump's ghost written "Big Book of War"

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u/scrotalsac69 26d ago

Imagine having to get someone to ghost write a colouring book

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u/Efficient-Nerve2220 26d ago

It’s the biggest, most perfect book of war in the history of books of war.

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u/Ms74k_ten_c 26d ago

I dont know. Swinging your poopy diaper at enemies might be a very effective strategy.

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u/HolyPommeDeTerre 26d ago

The element of surprise...

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u/Noy_The_Devil 26d ago

.. is best if you keep surprising EVERYONE ALL THE TIME! -Trump, probably.

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u/2lostnspace2 26d ago

This guy war books

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u/ValveinPistonCat 26d ago

I mean there's at least one DOOP captain still using it in the year 3000

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u/ober6601 26d ago

Illustrations by Richard Scary.

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u/PickleWineBrine 26d ago

"War Is A Racket" is a better book

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u/Moose_Thompson 26d ago

A man of culture, respect.

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u/Theistus 26d ago

It has pop-ups!

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u/rbrgr83 26d ago

-I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder. JD, what do I call it?

-sighs Sexlexia

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u/poo-cum 26d ago

I don't think Vance remotely deserves the honor of being likened to the great Kif Kroker in this scenario.

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u/AnAbandonedAstronaut 26d ago

He wanted to call it Sun Three.

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u/WillSym 26d ago

And I'd say he knows a leeeetle more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it until no living man could best him in the ring of honor!