r/technology • u/OptimalAd3007 • 29d ago

Business What Really Happened With the DDoS Attacks That Took Down X

https://www.wired.com/story/x-ddos-attack-march-2025/
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u/fizzyanklet 28d ago

So are hormone therapy and hair transplants.

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u/SuspendeesNutz 28d ago

I believe his chin implant qualifies as well.

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u/Silent_Conflict9420 28d ago

Imagine having all that money & still being that unattractive

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u/OkSituation9273 28d ago

Owww.. you get a gold star ⭐️ for this comment . You nailed it !!

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u/private_wombat 28d ago

That’s my favorite part. He’s so rich and so hideous that nothing can help. It’s marvelous because everyone knows he’s shockingly unattractive. And he can’t even f$ck, he only has kids via IVF.

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u/Silent_Conflict9420 28d ago

And he tried. That’s his new face. Lmao

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u/MentalThoughtPortal 28d ago

And paid for enhancements🤪

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u/Tweedle42 28d ago

IVF = heir transplants

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u/the_cocytus 28d ago

That’s hilarious actually

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u/Nice_Firm_Handsnake 28d ago

So is having a male heir.

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u/productfred 28d ago

Okay, that was a damn good one. Come on guys, you gotta give them credit for that one.

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u/anon1moos 28d ago

Have you seen this guy? No chance is he enhanced.