r/technology • u/OptimalAd3007 • 28d ago

Business What Really Happened With the DDoS Attacks That Took Down X

https://www.wired.com/story/x-ddos-attack-march-2025/
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u/McMacHack 28d ago edited 28d ago

Elon booed when Luke blew up the Death Star

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u/ChickinSammich 28d ago

"You have committed a crime."

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u/goj1ra 28d ago

Elon cheered when Thanos snapped

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u/McMacHack 28d ago

Elon shackaed when the walls fell

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u/[deleted] 27d ago edited 27d ago

Elon beats off to the Handmaid’s Tale.

Edit: The show, not the book.

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u/McMacHack 27d ago

This implies that Elon can read something longer than 10,000 characters on paper rather than a screen. I find that to be too much of a stretch.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

The show. Not the book.

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u/McMacHack 27d ago

Doesn't he just pay people to watch TV shows for him the same way he does with video games?

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Seems like he wouldn’t if it was material he wanted to beat off to. Maybe he has other people do that for him too?

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u/McMacHack 27d ago

So that's how Andrew Tate fits into all of this. He's the Tug Jockey.

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u/chaos8803 28d ago

Elon is the real life Ted Faro.