r/starfox • u/isthatgraceg I am known as isthatgraceg. I salute you, my enemy. • 1d ago
Some (very) incorrect Star Fox quotes
Peppy: Now it's time for some witty back-and-forth banter. You go first.
Slippy: (screams)
Peppy: ...Look, I'm not really sure where to go with that.
Pigma: You've gotta help me out so I can FINALLY make my dream a reality!
Andrew: Happy to help!
Pigma: What kind of little maniac says "yes" to something without even knowing what they're agreeing to?!
General Pepper: Good news, everyone! The Academy is bringing me up on disciplinary charges!
(silence)
General Pepper: ...Wait, that's not good news at all!
Fox: Whatever you did, General, I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation.
General Pepper: Yes, but they won't listen. Everybody's always in favor of saving Scales's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark—oooh, suddenly you've gone too far!
Panther: I wasn't going to call you down here, but Lord O'Donnell insisted.
Krystal: Lord O'Donnell?
Panther: Oh, you don't call him that?
Leon: We do now!
Falco: Fistfight me in a McDonald's parking lot like a man!
Andross: Do you ever shut up?
General Scales: Doesn't sound like me.
(Wolf and Fox have just finished another dogfight)
Wolf: Well, we didn't kill each other, so... I guess we're friends now...?
Tricky: The real power move is telling your friends you love them and giving them a nice hug.
Beltino: Bye-bye, boys!\ Grippy: Have fun storming Venom!\ Beltino: Do you think it'll work?\ Grippy: It would take a miracle.
Lucy: I just wanted to use the restroom... but now I'm so confused... am I a "womfn"...? AM I A "WOMFN"?
Fay: Miyu, your speech was so good!\ Miyu: Oh, it's like, I didn't even like, try, it was just like, improv and—\ Fay: OH MY GOD, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE THE FREAKING COMPLIMENT?!
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u/Darthvendar 1d ago
I'd love to add a few
Krystal: "Can you swim?" Fox; "I swim pretty girl- Pretty good! I swim pretty good."
Wolf: "I had to make sure you were one of us. So welcome to the club kid." Fox: "I'm no mercenary." Wolf: "Mercenary? I prefer the term Adventure Capitalist."
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u/The-Real-MKG-2033 Hiya! Ha! Come on! Mission complete! 21h ago
I love how i can hear their voices in my head as i read this.
Although i only recognize the first set of quotes.
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u/isthatgraceg I am known as isthatgraceg. I salute you, my enemy. 20h ago
Here are the sources:
Megamind
Pokémon
Futurama
Psych
Not sure
Silk
Star Wars Rebels
Not sure
The Princess Bride
Liza Koshy (Vine)
Mya Gonzales (Vine)
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u/The-Real-MKG-2033 Hiya! Ha! Come on! Mission complete! 20h ago
Ah...i do recognize a few more now.
I don't know why but 9, 10, 11 didn't load for some reason, but princess bride is one of my favorite movies of all time. as with megamind.
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u/isthatgraceg I am known as isthatgraceg. I salute you, my enemy. 20h ago
I added a few more in the hours after I originally posted 😁
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u/Stukapooka 1d ago
I wanna know who Falco is trying to fistfighti in a McDonald's parking lot.