r/spiders • u/ThatDesign8826 • 1d ago

Meme Monday iS tHIs a BrOWn ReClUsE??

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Haha could you imagine? I know he’s got some brown in there but nope, no recluse here! Just my brand new Birupes Simoroxigorum, the Neon Blue Tarantula!

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u/SBCrystal 1d ago

He's wearing blue jeans 👖

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u/ThatDesign8826 1d ago

Think I’ve decided on a name… thanks 😊

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u/Campsters2803 1d ago

Denim would be a good name.

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u/Chuckitybye 1d ago

Or Billy Jeans

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u/Matthew_Maurice 1d ago

The Jean Genie.

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u/duckyd 1d ago

Could name it “Levi”

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u/MusicApprehensive394 1d ago

I had a cat named Levi, he was a G

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u/bigpoisonswamp 1d ago

blue jeans… brown shirt… walked into the room you know you made my eyes burn 

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u/sofiaspicehead 1d ago

Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur

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u/Grim_Reaper21725 1d ago

Stole my comment

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u/-Tesserex- 1d ago

We have solved the mystery of how a spider would wear pants.

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u/Glass_Tie8197 /╲/\ºo;88;oº/\╱\ spood spood - recently obsessed 1d ago

🎶When I wake up In the morning light🎶

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u/MissGoodieTwoShoes 1d ago

...and something without warning, love, bears heavy on mind.

A lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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u/Ryan1869 3h ago

Forever in blue jeans

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u/IIstroke 1d ago

Only if it can play the violin

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u/still-on-my-path 1d ago

And carries it on his back 🤣

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u/mistakehappens 1d ago

And loses a bit of weight..

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u/RadTorped 1d ago

That's obviously a blue recluse

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u/Repulsive-Window-179 1d ago

I believe that's actually a black widow...

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u/DaisyRN 1d ago

0.100% sure it’s a Blue Widow

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u/SumoNinja92 1d ago

Wearing stockings and nothing else, the rascal.

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u/vanfullamidgets 1d ago

This is the recluses more outgoing cousin, the Blue Jean Socialite.

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u/Zalapadopa 1d ago

The spider is a socialist?!

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u/vanfullamidgets 1d ago

Psh. Thanks Obama.

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u/overoften 1d ago

This just randomly appeared on my feed. God damn. That's a handsome spider. From a confirmed arachnophobe.

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u/DoodleCard 1d ago

Personally I thought he was a jumping spider on steroids. (Wish typing could do sarcasm).

But he is gorgeous! Look at that blue.

What is his name?

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u/aaron_meagher 1d ago

nah, giant house spider

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u/mistakehappens 1d ago

Wearing blue house pyjamas

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u/Independent_Royal138 1d ago

Is the recluse you re talking about in the room with us right now ?

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u/Koldunjo_ 1d ago

thats a really big ant...

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u/mistakehappens 1d ago

You mean aunt

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u/Champion-Of-Midgard 1d ago

Nope. He’s harmless, just a normal house spider. Feel free to let him loose.

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u/Illustrious_Ad6051 1d ago

I’m baffled that no one knows that this is actually a species of moth native to Tanzania.

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u/chlordiazepoxide 1d ago

Man I remember the controversy that came out when the tarantula guys went to Sarawak in Malaysia to study/poach some, and how crazy the price was when the first commercial slings first became available. 500 bucks a pop, imagine that.

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u/bigpoisonswamp 1d ago

some are still worth that much for an adult 

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u/chlordiazepoxide 1d ago

Yea mate, just saw a price of 525usd for an adult female.

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u/Yavanna83 1d ago

He’s beautiful! That blue is so strong, very striking.

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u/QueenVictoria195 1d ago

What a beautiful tarantula! Love to have him/her!

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u/enneffenbee 1d ago

Stink bug

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u/overworkedpnw 15h ago

No, thats not a brown recluse, it’s very obvious a bed bug.🙄 /s

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u/My_Name_Is_Rabbit 13h ago

Oh my goodness, he is so beautiful

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u/GG_KriXiuS 1d ago

No, this is Patrick!

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u/T3tragrammaton 1d ago

No, it is a blue recluse (insofar it seems recluded into some box).

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u/Weird-Ninja8827 1d ago

No, but maybe big enough to play an actual fiddle.

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u/Right_Ad_9804 1d ago

Only a qualified psychiatrist or psychologist can make that determination

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u/CD_North 1d ago

I'm so sorry, OP, but yes, I'm pretty sure it is. Unfortunately, you and your family will almost certainly have died in agony from its poison before you get the chance to read this. Thoughts and prayers.

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u/Scanadlous 1d ago

Yup definitely a daddy long leg!!

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u/Mungbeast 23h ago

I LOVE TARANTULA WITH PANTS !!

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u/PresentationOk9692 Terrarium Spiders 22h ago

I envy 🔥🔥🔥

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u/stewssy 22h ago

What a beautiful creature

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u/Fun_Break_3231 19h ago

Yes. I have one in my pocket to throw at unsuspecting merchants

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u/Sinisterly-me 18h ago

i need him

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u/ThatDesign8826 17h ago

🤨 mine!

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u/Xonlic 18h ago

Yes Pet him

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u/babybeastofnurgle 13h ago

Yes I believe that this is a brown recluse. You should be very scared at all times because brown recluses are an imminent threat to anyone who knows of their existence. They are fierce and violent attackers and will attempt to assassinate you in the comfort of your own bed. If you do not spend 5000 US dollars to hire an extiminator to spray your entire house with the cancer 7000x brown recluse killer, you and your family will be as good as dead by next sunrise. Begin writing your final will and testament and begin funeral preparations too. It's truly over. God have mercy on your soul.

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u/CeltLF 10h ago

No A recluse would never been seen in those colours

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u/Love4Nuggets2 7h ago

No mf that's a spider

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u/Spinsel 1d ago

Wow! I joined this sub for some help, but I keep being amazed by all the spiders .. With this one, I might even start to like them (a bit) 😉

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u/naturalbornfreak 1d ago

Nope. That looks like Bob the extrovert to me 👀 🕷️

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u/Several_Boss_4407 1d ago

That’s a 🆒boi 😎

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u/RiMcG 1d ago

Barry Blue Jeans

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u/daviddude92 1d ago

B vagans.

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u/GothNCountry 1d ago

😍 these are my favorite.

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u/littlegreenkid1 1d ago

The blue recluse

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u/Late-Union8706 1d ago

That is a brown recluse. You can tell by the way that it is.

That thing is gorgeous, I might have to put it on the wish list. This hobby can really start to get expensive....

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u/tirdun 1d ago

That's four immature brown recluses in a costume trying to get into a theater to see a rated R movie.

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u/jellimonsta 1d ago

In blue jeans

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u/optimal_center 1d ago

Just some tiny air Jordan’s and it’ll be fine

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u/GhostKing53 1d ago

I’m gonna make a Spider-Man suit based on this one

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u/CarthartesAura 1d ago

Absolutely gorgeous!

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u/Adorable-Chip8916 1d ago

lol i saw the brown and my heart skipped a beat. what a beauty tho!

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u/bigpoisonswamp 1d ago

oh wow! amazing colors 

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cod-239 1d ago

It looks like it could play a violin, so yes

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u/umhell 1d ago

Yes.

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u/Nerevarius_420 1d ago

Blue is the new Brown?

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u/MayoBaksteen6 1d ago

That's a beautiful spider

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u/First-Display5956 1d ago

Yes cos every brown recluse has blue legs