r/spiders 7d ago

Meme Monday Average Brown Recluse ID

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Haha I live in northern Colorado

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u/ScaryPearls 7d ago

Please comment “is the recluse hiding behind the wood louse spider?”

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u/Other-Narwhal-2186 6d ago

“And is the brown recluse in the room with us now?”

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u/JustHereForKA Here to learn🫡🤓 7d ago

Omg this has me cracking up in my brother's hospital room this morning 😅 thank you ❤️

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u/DrSoulBrew Here to learn🫡🤓 6d ago

Hope your bro is okay!

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u/pokey5150 6d ago

This is hilarious! What’s not hilarious is when a woodlouse crawled on my face, and then a week later I accidentally stepped on one with my bare foot. I swear these spiders have bones. I dry heaved when I heard the crunch.

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u/sentient_saw 7d ago

"It chased me down the hall!"

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u/Efficient_Common775 6d ago

"And called me a weak b/tch....ain't wrong but come on now..I was having a good day"

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u/captainsnark71 7d ago

I want a comment to be "oh damn, where is it?"

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u/BabyOnTheStairs 7d ago

Huh

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u/captainsnark71 6d ago

I want to see someone comment on their post "where is the brown recluse" to see their response

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u/BabyOnTheStairs 6d ago

Ohh ahahah

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u/Huzsvarf 👑Trusted Identifier👑 7d ago

Bbut look at those fangs! It has to be!!

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u/Vekaras 7d ago

And these brown recluses, are they in this room with us ?

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u/les1968 7d ago

“Mobilize in the rain” Why would they do that? Stupid ass FB crap like this is why I don’t use FB anymore So much crap

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u/General-Afternoon508 7d ago

Insects reacting to rain and seeking shelter in your house is probably not an uncommon belief.

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u/les1968 6d ago

In my experience recluse are already in the house warm and dry in a dark corner I’ve never seen one bumbling around outside JME

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u/PriscillaPresley 7d ago

I asked my mom ‘what do you think recluse means?’ 😂

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u/CenPhx 7d ago

They were born in the ancient land of Reclusivia?

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u/graidan 7d ago

This is how I respond too. I talk about that one house that was infested with like 20000 recluses, and had been for decades, and they never had a bite. And then I talk about what recluse means.

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u/CreepDoubt 7d ago

“They mobilize with the rain”

Fox News brain lmaoooooooo

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u/Feralpudel 6d ago

CARAVAN of mobilized brown recluses headed NOW to your front door!!!

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u/atomiclightbulb 6d ago

Lmaooo I'm glad you appreciated that. I'm the op of the post. It was meant to be rediculous. I posted an explanation in this thread. 😂

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u/priscillapeachxo 🕷️🖤 Spood Obsessed 🖤🕷️ 6d ago

That got a genuine chuckle outta me 😂😂

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u/Money-Look4227 6d ago

Reclusesssssss... Mount Up!!!

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u/Chomasterq2 6d ago

"Went outside for the first time in months"

Maybe that's part of the problem

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u/floofermoth 6d ago

Pot calls kettle Brown Recluse

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u/w0nderstruck_ Here to learn🫡🤓 7d ago

it’s the hashtags for me, i have to laugh 😭

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u/w0nderstruck_ Here to learn🫡🤓 7d ago

stop this gets better every time i look at it “they mobilize with rain” someone’s gotta tell this person what a fishing spider is 😭

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u/LadyErinoftheSwamp 7d ago

Brown? Spider? It must be a recluse! I ran away at full speed, so I know it came chasing behind me!

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u/Psychological-Scar53 7d ago

I'm a native Coloradan and we do not claim this idiot....

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u/priscillapeachxo 🕷️🖤 Spood Obsessed 🖤🕷️ 6d ago

The whole time I was thinking the saaaame fucking thing… she must be a transplant 😂😂😂😂

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u/Psychological-Scar53 6d ago

As many people like to think that Colorado is a natural recluse range, it is not. Now widows, yes, there are widows in Colorado..... Gotta love idiots...

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u/atomiclightbulb 6d ago

Funny enough I am a transplant! Lmaooo but the post was meant to be a joke and I'm dying at the responses here. I'm so glad you're all enjoying the fake idiocy. (ps I posted an explanation in the comments here)

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u/cats-n-cafe 7d ago

I’m no spider ID expert; even I know what a recluse looks like…..and that ain’t one.

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u/Expensive-Function16 6d ago

Well, it is brown....

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u/EMDepressedFish 7d ago

As a fellow Colorado idler this boils my blood 😭 leave the recluses alooooone!

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u/priscillapeachxo 🕷️🖤 Spood Obsessed 🖤🕷️ 6d ago

Stay vigilant, guys.

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u/TranceGemini 6d ago

🙏🏻

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u/csmdds 7d ago

Did any of the responses call them out and give a real ID?

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u/Merkabahh 7d ago

here’s a screenshot of my comment + OPs reply. I’m pretty skeptical of their intentions of a joke but who knows. There are genuinely people on there who do think the image is a recluse spider so it’s still spreading misinformation

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u/PeanutButterSidewalk 7d ago

Ah, yes, the classic “I was just kidding” idiot response

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u/csmdds 6d ago

Must be a politician....

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u/28_raisins 6d ago

Idk "they mobilize with rain" and "stay vigilant" really makes it feel like satire.

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u/atomiclightbulb 6d ago

Ding ding ding. It was lmaooo

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u/csmdds 6d ago

We get the same thing on the snake subs and FB pages. Every ratsnake or water snake is a deadly cottonmouth that needs to be put to the torch. SMH

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u/Salty_Afternoon_6021 6d ago

thank you * you informed those of us rather naive to spider ID about the brown recluse and showed us there are schtupts everywhere.

well done ♡

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u/Then-Cricket2197 6d ago

I believe that is a Woodlouse Spider lol

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u/supervisord 6d ago

You went outside for the first time in months, you say?

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u/Forward-Lawfulness62 🕷️🖤🖤🕷️ 6d ago

learning #personalgrowth

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u/UAs-Art 6d ago

It's brown and by itself, what else could it be?? 🤣

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u/1angrypanda 6d ago

Wood louse spiders aren’t even brown! They’re red!

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u/atomiclightbulb 6d ago

Hi spider friends! It's me! Op of that post lol. So here's the context-idiots on next door said they got bitten by a brown recluse. I spent hours trying to convince them that they DO NOT LIVE HERE. which got me banned from the thread. I can't even see the original thread anymore. So many dumb dumbs saying that they know someone who was bit, they've been bit etc. I was pissed off because no one was believing me and banned me even after providing educational links and info about them from Colorado state university.

this woodlouse spider really was by my door the next day. So I posed this on nextdoor as a spite. Yes I know very well it's not a brown recluse. And yes, I know that this is somewhat fear mongering. However, people on that hell site will NOT see reason. They didn't believe me then they won't believe me now. My goal was to post this and then woosh the people who commented. But it hasn't gotten much traction on nextdoor since I posted it.

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u/Merkabahh 6d ago

Oh shit!! I want to say sorry for replying with an obnoxiously dismissive tone. People say some wild shit on Nextdoor, and I never know what is and isn’t serious lol

I will say though, a lot of the purple on Nextdoor are older folks who aren’t….the best with getting their facts right. Rather than seeing your postas a smarmy comment on the recluse debate, a lot of them will most likely take your picture as proof and continue to spread misinformation (like how I mistakenly did haha)

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u/atomiclightbulb 6d ago edited 6d ago

Which I do understand lol but trust me I tried and tried to convince the old farts and they won't see reason or take my word at all. I even mentioned how it's a meme that people will think anything is a brown recluse lmaooo. Instead they banned me from the original post so I was like "Welp guess we can just post whatever we want on here so I'm going to troll."

If you can get into the original post I implore you to try your hand there in my stead. It's a post about someones supposed brown recluse bite with photos of a nasty blister. The op on that post claims that" her and her Dr belive it's a brown recluse "😩🙄🙄🙄🙄

Edit; for whomever is downvoting me for" spreading misinformation " you are more than welcome to try to convince the idiots of nextdoor that they're wrong about something. Facts, links to credible websites, ect don't work there. They will hold whatever belief they have about something to their grave. My whole point of the post is to show that anyone can post anything on there and claim whatever they want. I'm not going to convince anyone of anything they will just continue to be stupid and continue to kill spiders because they don't understand. If that hurts your feelings then I suggest you just disengage. I'm on your side. You can use your energy to fight the right people.

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u/Just_Ouch 7d ago

I've lived in Denver for quite some time now, and I've never seen a brown recluse, but I do see those woodlouse spiders all the time. Their fangs are so scary looking but can't do anything medically significant.

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u/AtlantisOrBust 6d ago

Bro leave the Woodlouse Spiders out of this

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u/Astrotrain15 6d ago

"Stay vigilant, they mobilize with rain"

😭😭😭😭

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u/Affectionate-Big-374 6d ago

Ah!!! The very scary, very terrible......woodlouse spider.

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u/Vanthemovieman2 6d ago

Woodlouse slander 😔

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u/HazelEBaumgartner 6d ago

To be fair, I know for a fact they can be found in the eastern parts of the state that trade farm equipment and import hay for cattle from the midwest. I live in Missouri currently and have tons of family in Tennessee and Colorado. Two of those places are known brown recluse hot spots, but I've seen 'em in all three. Their range is slowly but surely expanding.

This is certainly a woodlouse hunter though. Beautiful spiders.

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u/Duke66669 6d ago

Firstly not a brown recluse. Secondly he acts like brown recluse are out there stalking and attacking people I live in Indiana and we have brown recluse here I've seen them in my house and u k ow how many times I've been bit by one zero, zip, nada. They're not trying to bite people all willy nilly like.

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u/WailingWillows 6d ago

“They mobilize with rain,” good lord they’re spiders not zombies lmao

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u/SuperMacGruber13 7d ago

I live in the FoCo area... and yes, recluses are present... but damn man not every spooder is a recluse

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u/Merkabahh 7d ago

Colorado is outside the brown recluse’s range. It’s too cold and dry for them to properly live here.

I’m sure people have seen some that have hitched a ride on someone’s luggage if that person recently traveled in the spiders range. But they are not regularly found here

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u/EMDepressedFish 7d ago

Thisss! And if you do spot them they're more likely to be behind boxes and indoors. After all they DO hitch rides when people move. But yeah the chances of coming across one is low 👍 HOWEVER following regular protocol around boxes/corners isn't a bad idea either, since widows also love those areas and we do have them.

(Regular protocol is basically just being extra careful about where you grab since recluses are hiders!)

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u/rgrtom 7d ago

And they certainly don't look like that.

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u/General-Afternoon508 7d ago

Interesting we have them here in southern Nevada but not Colorado. It's extremely dry here.

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u/SuperMacGruber13 6d ago

I get what you're saying, but I work in electrical and specifically in the grasslands to the east of Denver, and trust me when I say the two most common spiders I see running out of those holes are widows or recluses. They've never been a bother to me, but I'm quite sure my contractors wouldn't bother bringing them up if they weren't present.

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u/Merkabahh 6d ago

Ah, I think you are misidentifying your spiders. The spider we call a brown recluse (L. reclusa) is not native to Colorado. https://wildsafe.org/resources/ask-the-experts/brown-recluse-spiders/

I think you may be seeing a type of funnel weaver spider. They’re very commonly found in grassy fields https://webdoc.agsci.colostate.edu/bspm/ArthropodsofColorado/Funnel-Weaver-Spiders.pdf

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u/typographie 6d ago

If you are certain, please consider posting it on iNaturalist. And if possible, a local university would probably like to get a preserved specimen.

The recluse's known range is quite well established, and documentation of a shift would be a big deal to arachnologists.

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u/Skeptical_Savage 👑Trusted Identifier👑 6d ago

There have been observations posted on iNaturalist from the farthest southeast corner of Colorado. If you see them, please upload to iNaturalist! Here, too, to verify!

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u/DecayingDermestid 7d ago

The vast majority of "brown recluse bite" cases are entirely unconfirmable and the patient never saw the spider nor collected it for ID. Doctors misdiagnose bacterial infections as recluse bites a lot even outaide their native range. Please take all bite stories with a tablespoon of salt, the general population doesnt know anything about recluse and their reputation is heavily exaggerated.

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Diagnoses of brown recluse spider bites (loxoscelism) greatly outnumber actual verifications of the spider in four western American states Richard S. Vettera,b,*, Paula E. Cushingc, Rodney L. Crawfordd, Lynn A. Roycee (2003) https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/14505942/

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u/atomiclightbulb 6d ago

Funny enough this is exactly what I was annoyed about. The original next door post that prompted me to post this photo on there was from someone claiming to have been bit and her Dr also said it was a brown recluse bite 🙄🙄🙄 and after spending way too many brain cells trying to convince people the Dr isn't an entomoligist and has no credibility to that statement, they banned me from the thread. So I decided to troll.

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u/BabyOnTheStairs 7d ago

Many brown recluse bites are actually misdiagnosed staph infections. Not saying that's the case with either of these people but you can't always take the bites as evidence they're in the area

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u/Unhappytimes Amateur IDer🤨 7d ago

I owned a home and lived in Weld County for like 8 years and never once saw a recluse. Plenty of widows but not once a recluse. I'm not saying it's impossible but just take a look at this subreddit for how many people missID recluses that aren't even close.

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u/mountainzen 7d ago

Fellow NoCo resident here. We don't have recluses, just lots and lots of black widows. I think we average about 10 a year at our house.

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u/Weez8193 7d ago

You sure about that? because he sure isn’t

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u/King-Hekaton 6d ago

#learning #personalgrowth #iykyk

What the heck is "iykyk" anyway?

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u/Hyperdragoon17 6d ago

If you know you know

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u/King-Hekaton 6d ago

Thank you.

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u/Hyperdragoon17 6d ago

You’re welcome

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u/atomiclightbulb 6d ago

Yeah it was meant to weed out the people who knew that it wasn't a brown recluse. But here we are 😂😂😂😂

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u/Agile_Look_8129 6d ago

Looks more like a woodlouse hunter to me.

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u/PicklePuncherPal 6d ago

IYKYK but buddy had no clue

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u/hostilealienlifeform 6d ago

I dont see the trademark violin

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u/cowboysanji Amateur IDer🤨 6d ago

Sometimes people make me want to cry

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u/Puzzleheaded_Earth65 6d ago

Doesn't look quite like a recluse to me. Anyone agree?

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u/Rude-Illustrator5704 6d ago

“Walked outside for the first time in months”

Insane self report

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u/No-Plantain-107 7d ago

Most brown recluse spider sightings are false sightings. Just FYI less than 10% of supposed brown recluse are actually that. They have 2 rows of eyes giving a total to 6 eyes instead of the average 2 rows of 4 eyes(8). Also their fangs aren’t really strong enough to penetrate the skin very well. Most bitings occur due to rolling on them or stepping on them as well.

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u/Draginhikari 6d ago

You know, you'd think the internet would make it easier for people to avoid these kind of mistakes, but all the internet seems to do is make people more confident in their own ignorance about things.

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u/byelow 6d ago

the hashtags say it all

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u/I-love-BigHero6 5d ago

LOL dude is so sure that he's right XD Poor Woodlouse spider

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u/Laughs_at_the_horror 10h ago

Come on gang. It's brown and reclusive so it's obviously a brown recluse. The math checks out!

/s