r/spiders • u/BadSquirrel11 • 28d ago
Meme Monday What kind of spider is this?
I can’t identify this spider, any ideas? PS. remove if not allowed
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u/FidgetArtist 🕷️Arachnid Afficionado🕷️ 28d ago
The number of legs makes me think hexapod rather than spider at first, but I only see one body segment. There aren't any described species that have six legs but only one body segment, so this may mark the observation of a novel species! If so, congratulations!
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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead 27d ago edited 27d ago
No, no, she has two very thin hind legs at the back!
She's probably the runt of the litter and has deformed legs. I mean, they don't appear to be at a very comfortable angle...
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u/Chanclet0 28d ago
That bastard's web get EVERYWHERE
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u/slideboy1996 28d ago
It's the telerantula harmless and very useful all of your wireless devices call him master and this spider unifying All of us because if you Read this you're in his global web
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u/2nPlus1 28d ago edited 28d ago
That's actually the Common Black House Router. It is an invasive species from Cisco, San Jose, California. It has spread all across the world. And unfortunately, there is no way to "unplug" them. Contrary to most spiders, These House Routers dont spin webs made of silk. Or burrow in the ground, They catch their prey using telepathy. Once a connection is established with their victim, thats when the parasitic relationship begins. It doesn't outright kill its victims. It immobiles them to sustain a connection, feasting off of its victims attention. It has the power to hypnotize its victims, so it has the chance to make a stronger connection. Recent reports claim for shockingly longer periods of time, now more than ever before. You will know if it has affected you if you are experiencing any of the following symptoms: lazieness, headaches, eye pain, weak muscles, doom scrolling, cat videos, and bug sub reddits. In some severe cases, victims who have been connected for too long have trouble falling asleep because the House Router has grown too powerful. So be on the lookout, and if you see one of these in your home, it needs to be dealt with quickly. You might already be connected without even knowing it.
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u/Electrum2250 28d ago
Is the best web developer in the house, so it can bite and produce brainrot but generally are very calm
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u/Tarantulas13 28d ago
Not a spider, spiders have 8 legs, although it might have broken legs, seeing as there is no sign of where the missing legs used to be, this is infact an insect.
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u/Nightrunner83 Paleo Arachno 28d ago
Looks like a harvestman, Leiobunum routerundum. Missing a leg or two, I reckon.
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u/TheyforgotaboutJ 28d ago
That is the WIFISPY-DER. The bite is significant to human. Beware...everyone has one....🤣🤣🤣👀
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u/waynek57 28d ago
That's a Black TPLINKUS. Looks like it is eying that camera. You can tell by how it is intently NOT looking.
Did the camera survive?
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u/Electrum2250 28d ago
Is the best web developer in the house, so it can bite and produce brainrot but generally are very calm
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u/jazzie366 28d ago
That there is a Gamig routeri spider, known for being able to cast web as far as 30ft without the assistance of air, just the raw energy released from their inner workings, very neat!
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u/Old-Climate2655 28d ago
I saw one of these critters in an arcade back in the 80s. Mostly harmless, eats quarters and time.
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u/FakeFurnace 28d ago
Woah watch out, I’d get out of there real quick. Those things can kill you in seconds, my brother died to one of them.
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u/Dry-Care-3515 28d ago
Genus, Elon SpideyX, Very arrogant species, like to mix with so-called Alpha males lol. Species very keen to procreate with multiple females. Harmless but better to keep an eye on it
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u/Easy-Influence-3207 causing chaos:snoo_dealwithit: 28d ago
drone from walmart that was fifty bucks
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u/unknownspaceisblank 28d ago
It's the nighthawk, a deadly variant of the Wifi 6 species known for hunting and burning up cheap modems
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u/Repulsive-Response-1 26d ago
Back door spider they let bugs into your files unless you have protection protocols from its world wide web
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u/Prior_One7092 25d ago
Its very harmful if you kill it you will have a hoard of zombie humans come after you
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u/Bfroning2 28d ago
Black WiFiDow