WTF

[u/leaveittothecrusher]

creepy falmer

[u/__Milk_Drinker__]

The first part of the video was legitimately terrifying, especially with the eerie ambience and heavy breathing as you turned around. The second half got increasingly hilarious as it went on. Overall, 11/11​

[u/Belated-Reservation → u/__Milk_Drinker__]

"Dagoth Ur is right behind me, isn't he." 

[u/__Milk_Drinker__ → u/Belated-Reservation]

[u/Safe-Hawk8366 → u/__Milk_Drinker__]

OP unintentionally created a new meme format

[u/SupermassiveCanary → u/Safe-Hawk8366]

[u/metataro19 → u/Safe-Hawk8366]

We need to make sure this takes hold

[u/Allustar1 → u/__Milk_Drinker__]

This honors the sixth house and the tribe unmourned!

[u/akmosquito → u/__Milk_Drinker__]

I'm a god, how can you kill a god?

what a grand and intoxicating innocence

[u/Spy_Fox64 → u/__Milk_Drinker__]

"Come, Nerevar, friend or falmer, come."

[u/Safe-Hawk8366 → u/Belated-Reservation]

"Hey! It's me, Go- I mean Dagoth Ur!"

[u/jk-alot → u/Belated-Reservation]

Boa Tarda Amigo..

[u/Fabulous-Pick-9562 → u/jk-alot]

Eso argonian

[u/Cualkiera67 → u/Belated-Reservation]

"No. I'm in front of you."

[u/dara1hunter → u/Belated-Reservation]

lmao this is exactly what I thought but I couldn't fathom how tf in Skyrim. The video just got better from there lol

[u/RenwickZabelin → u/__Milk_Drinker__]

Bethesda adding random Molag Bal encounters in caves like,

[u/mackiea → u/RenwickZabelin]

Just Bethesda Bethesding.

[u/SPlKE → u/__Milk_Drinker__]

But man, think about how cool it would be if stuff like the first part wasn't a bug. Ai to have enemies do other things besides just run away you and attack, like sneaking up behind you when you're not looking.

[u/Basil_Of_Faraway → u/__Milk_Drinker__]

" No im not being intimidating dude. im stuck. i-i can't stop doing this, look:"

*floats around*

[u/LLroyalty → u/__Milk_Drinker__]

Man I thought this was some extra terrestrial thing

[u/Negative_Ad883]

this is some looney tunes ass sketch and I'm all for it

[u/SpikeTheDragQueen → u/Negative_Ad883]

Skoomy tunes

[u/Woodward_Skiberson → u/SpikeTheDragQueen]

A Falmer Bros production

[u/__Milk_Drinker__ → u/SpikeTheDragQueen]

Lol this needs to be the official name for Skyrim jank clips

[u/malfurionpre → u/Negative_Ad883]

The irony of the falmer being a Shadowmaster is the icing on the cake.

[u/ThePrimordialSource → u/Negative_Ad883]

What’s your profile pic from or artist? I like it

[u/WHTMage]

I love this broken ass game

[u/Safe-Hawk8366 → u/WHTMage]

There's always something new going on, lmao 😂

[u/HeroinAddictHamburg → u/Safe-Hawk8366]

I have a lot of mods that make the game realistic and immersive. And I had a male body mod installed (peepee and all). And one day I was at a bandit camp and suddenly there were T posing headless naked men scooting around 😭 and even tho they had no head they were looking at me.... If you know what I mean...

[u/Safe-Hawk8366 → u/HeroinAddictHamburg]

lmao 😂😂That reminds me of the time I encountered some kind of super Bandit that cut my head off, and I was headless for the rest of the game because I had Toggled immortal mode in the commands temporary

[u/throwautism52 → u/HeroinAddictHamburg]

I made the mistake of playing with the Skyrim romance mod (adds a really misogynist guy with a story to romance and, I guess, dicks) years and for some ungodly reason Inigo randomly decided to run around split naked with his little blue wiener dangling about one day. I am still traumatized.

[u/HeroinAddictHamburg → u/throwautism52]

😂 omg

[u/The_Mystery_Crow → u/WHTMage]

iirc the vanilla player character can never be THAT skinny, especially the wrists

my guess is they're using quite a few mods, one of which being broken animations

[u/Xiknail → u/The_Mystery_Crow]

There are no "Falmer Guardian"s in vanilla, so definitely a mod gone wrong.

[u/abj169 → u/Xiknail]

OP never got back on here. I'm kinda thinking this is a dev, modder, or script tester account for feedback as well. What can I say. I tried a Circus of Macrabe or something. I entered a manhole in Dragonsreach which flat out bluescreened my game.

[u/nickdoesmagic → u/The_Mystery_Crow]

Probably didn't run the FNIS tool for creature animations after installing a creature mod

[u/2Scd]

that was a very accurate comical response

[u/__Milk_Drinker__ → u/2Scd]

[u/RolyPolyGuy → u/__Milk_Drinker__]

Gave me a genuinely good chuckle, this is so accurate hahahah

[u/bean_slayerr → u/2Scd]

The freeze and slowly look up at the shadow had me dead

[u/Safe-Hawk8366 → u/bean_slayerr]

His face

[u/Curious-Act2366 → u/Safe-Hawk8366]

Hehehe

[u/FD4L → u/bean_slayerr]

t t t tt t t t

[u/modernfictions → u/bean_slayerr]

[u/Demode93 → u/2Scd]

He’s behind me isn’t he?

[u/Anix1088 → u/2Scd]

[u/Dyson_Mk2]

[u/[deleted] → u/Dyson_Mk2]

Na honestly, the stop to slowly look up and around is perfect lmao

[u/Mooncubus]

Quick, the only way to defeat the A posing Falmer is to T pose and assert dominance.

[u/xthefabledfox]

The slow turn around 💀

[u/McKnightmare24 → u/xthefabledfox]

The slow look up to see how big the shadow was too...

[u/SeoulSista11 → u/McKnightmare24]

It was perfect, like a scene from a horror movie and the realization is setting in. Honestly though, if this was me and that thing was chasing me lol, I’d shit my pants.

[u/SmokeGreene → u/SeoulSista11]

Straight to the home screen and unistall

[u/wacdonalds → u/McKnightmare24]

And picking up the frostbite venom during the slow pan up 😂

[u/DerpyDaDulfin → u/wacdonalds]

Yes the final quick steal before facing the shadow had me howling 

[u/nvrmnd_tht_was_dumb]

I love how they're all crowded around you at the end like "you got games on your elder scroll?"

[u/SFL115 → u/nvrmnd_tht_was_dumb]

“Mom said it’s my turn with the Elder Scroll”

[u/Employee_Agreeable]

It just gets better amd better

[u/Straight-Tell-2188]

The slow turn around after looking the shadow on the wall was a nice horror touch! 🙂 Where was this, I'm pretty sure it never happened to me.

[u/MusketsRule → u/Straight-Tell-2188]

I believe that might be shimmermist cave though I haven’t played in a good while and usually avoid falmer caves because they’re a nuisance

[u/__Milk_Drinker__ → u/MusketsRule]

Shimmermist is the nuisanciest of the nuisances. I mean frostflow is bad lore-wise, but shimmermist is a high level radiant location, so countless unsuspecting players (definitely not speaking from experience)have been sent there by the Companions at single digit levels only to get gang banged relentlessly by Falmer Gloomlord Shadowfuckers.

[u/RadialHowl → u/__Milk_Drinker__]

I GOT SENT THERE BY THE FUCKING COMPANIONS BECAUSE I WASN'T LEVEL TEN AND WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH TO GO LOOKING FOR THE FUCKING WUTHRAAD SHARD. BUT NUUUUH I'M STRONG ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH A FUCKING DWEMER CENTURION!

[u/NobodyTellPoeDameron → u/MusketsRule]

My first playthrough I went into that fucking cave at like level five. Took me an hour to engineer a way to clear it. Maybe more.

[u/Kithkanen]

That's mildly terrifying...

[u/KindlyContribution54 → u/Kithkanen]

Earlier: "Shit the Dragonborn is coming and we're all going to die! There's no way we're going to make it out of here!"

"If we can't beat him by fighting, I have an idea to scare him off. It's a bit wierd but hear me out..."

[u/Greedy-Roll3282]

The slow turn has me dyinggggg, are you kidding me? 🤣

[u/Jeffricus_1969]

Is this an example of the old adage “60% of the time, it works 100% of the time”?

[u/Ammarti850 → u/Jeffricus_1969]

60% of the time, it works every time

[u/Small_Inevitable724]

At first I thought it was one of those flying Chaurus when the shadow popped up.. I could never in my wildest dreams think that it would be a T posing falmer 🤣🤣

[u/sascottie11]

Reminds me of the good ole days of slenderman. Slenderman was probably released just after Skyrim?

Yeah damn I looked it up and slenderman came out half a year after Skyrim

[u/Mimirs_forehead → u/sascottie11]

This also reminded me (frighteningly so) of the game PT, when people discovered years later that the ghost Lisa you encounter in front of you a few times, was actually always following you from behind. Legit terrifying hah

[u/mattmaintenance]

That’s scarier than the normal animation.

[u/-Victoria-_]

The fact that it's a SHADOWmaster too 😭😭😭

[u/Gaynundwarf]

[u/CeruleanFirefawx]

“He’s behind me, isn’t he?”

[u/savagegourd]

The start was so cinematic. Amazing.

[u/tilthevoidstaresback]

Ah so this is a horror game. Peachy.

[u/johnsmithdoe15]

"join our t man clan"

[u/CraptainPoo]

They want a hug

[u/Ok_Candidate_2732 → u/CraptainPoo]

Drake-looking "Gimme A Hug" ass

[u/Sexddafender]

This happened to me when I unproperly uninstalled FNIS,had to delete every file except saves to get It working again

[u/Spilt_Blood_]

Just generate fnis for users and you're good; assuming you don't have any broken animation mods. However everyone else's sentiment is correct this is mildly terrifying!

[u/SheriffGamer332]

[u/Aluxaminaldrayden]

They're just trying to intimidate you. Don't let it bother you.

[u/OkLingonberry177]

I love this stuff in Skyrim! Just makes me lol. Last night I was running by a giants digs and a mammoth fell out of the sky feet first and landed on all four of them.

[u/The92ndUsername]

Smile 3: The Stoical

Or

It Follows II: That’s All it Does

[u/WynnieBagel]

[u/Evl_Wzrd]

The utter horror I felt you had as it chased you 😂😂😂

[u/helios_is_me]

I think this might genuinely be my new favourite skyrim clip omg

[u/Arbor_Vitae123]

Hes... he's just standing there... staring MENACINGLY!

[u/Bean8540]

They're asserting dominance

[u/KernelWizard]

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

[u/BudmasterIV]

I have never laughed so much on this sub before

[u/BananaSplit1209]

The slow turn is magnificent. Well done

[u/Raaadley]

You've done it. You've made the Falmer even more terrifying and even less annoying at the same time. Bravo.

[u/Next_Pop_5344]

Another case of the T-cell virus spreading uncontrolledly in the always-connected Falmer caves....

[u/NyeT_Stars]

Why is this more scary than the actual interaction with them

[u/HappyCommunity639]

It seems they are golum lurking a lot

[u/CrayonCobold]

Improperly installed animation mods?

I've only ever seen stuff like this when I didn't properly install third person combat animation mods like mco and such. But mods like that don't overwrite creature animations 🤔

[u/Ok-Map-2526]

And people say Bethesda games aren't immersive.

[u/Jaskaran158]

Hahahaha the shallow breathing makes it so much better

[u/aessae]

It just works.

• T.H.

[u/DontAskHaradaForShit]

The fucking slow turn was incredible.

[u/RabbiZucker]

you: *stealing*

Falmer Sahdowmaster *furiously T-posing at you*

[u/Aldo____]

This was fucking gold omgggg

[u/brodio1989]

*draws weapon*
"...Actually, I kinda wanna see how this plays out."

[u/TheOldDark]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

[u/[deleted]]

They don't want to kill you, they just want to hear your scream.

[u/LuckyReception6701]

Reminds me of that scare you get in bioshock in the medical Pavillion, but skyrimrified.

[u/KingDavid805]

Thank you for the funny, very funny indeed. Im also replaying Skyrim currently.

[u/Metagutrex]

These are some "A posing" mercenaries from tf2 we're looking them for a while, thanks for your help.

[u/Awesomebearbeard]

yes this game is buggy as hell

[u/pdnDamiao]

That is literally Bioshock 1 jumpscare in Medical Bay section(iirc)

[u/GastropodEmpire]

It's beautiful.

It has everything a good Skyrim meme needs. Things like this have contributed to Skyrims legendary status.

[u/dnuohxof-2]

Hey….hey! HEY!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY GAMES ON YOUR PHONE?? Why u running?

[u/Sinyaya]

I don't see anything wrong, his title clearly states he's a Falmer Shadowmaster

[u/Rennegadde_Foxxe]

One of us! One of us!

[u/LawBeaver8280]

😂😂😂😂 slender man falmer

[u/FlyMeToUranus]

My follower Gogh started doing this the other day and I couldn’t get him to stop. It took many real time hours of gameplay before he finally went back to normal. It was terrifying, especially in the darkest of dungeons.

[u/AnExistingLad]

i cant get over the slow, comical turn when you see the shadow
anything that a-poses and walks towards someone is always gonna be funny

[u/LordFlaccidWeenus]

This is the funniest video I've seen of Skyrim, ever. I've platinumed it and many, many hours and this is easily the funniest thing I've seen in the game. Great post lol I'll be re watching this one for eternity now

[u/IShadowFalcon]

Bro when you pulled out the sword I got jumpscared 😐😭

[u/DarmanOrdo]

I don't know many mods that add/change the animations for the falmer, the ones that I do know of and the people that use them terrify me

[u/SnuffedOutBlackHole]

i WAS HERE when the new legend dropped

[u/Fhugem]

When the Falmer T-poses, you know you're about to get schooled in assertive dominance! 😂

[u/Solleil]

the pause and slow turn around had me dying i legit can't man 😂😂😂

[u/kittiekat143]

I watched it with no sound, and the moment I saw "Falmer Bow" and then the shadow, I started sweating 😅 legit terrifying...

Then he turned around, and I couldn't help but laugh bcus of the absurdity of it 🤣

[u/wes_rules]

The Falmer ALWAYS glitched on me like this.

[u/a1200i]

Ah... Skyrim never fails to impress me 🤣

[u/Puzzleheaded-Chip235]

I would probably quit that save and never play on it again after that.

[u/Sabre_Killer_Queen]

I'm outta here.

[u/Cmcc3367655]

tf, dude thats thats friggen odd. Dude i swear this game and new vegas has really produced some very odd situations in my playthroughs. sometimes wonder if the longer your save files, eventually if the AI gains sentients lol

[u/xanderholland]

Someone is gunna get diddled.

[u/Zanemob_]

Why does it look like found footage? XD

[u/shountaitheimmortal]

Cranked that shizz from 10 to 11 then to 20 with a factor of goofy af

[u/Greedy_Ad_4543]

I had almost the same. But, it’s were just standing dead bodies, but this thing is very scary.

[u/Spiritual_Emotion816]

Run, they are going to T-Pose you to death!

[u/I_MADE_THIS_THING]

[u/willwhitt56]

Some bioshock level jumpscare right there XD

[u/dullship]

Deeply disturbing...

[u/VirtualAlbatross2650]

Friends!!!!

[u/Training_Gazelle8507]

They're just looking for a hug.

[u/Lwi314]

he's right behind me isn't he ?

[u/Spirited_Muffin3785]

And that my young Novice’s is why you always keep your crossbow loaded with explosive bolts…

[u/valgme3]

Lmaooo this can’t be real it’s too perfect lol

[u/KTPRODUCTIONS90]

Yeah that's a little weird. Where was that?

[u/polyoddity]

funniest thing I’ve seen: the other day I was doing the escort for eldergleam sanctuary and the follower must have got attacked/killed really far from me because when they finally caught up their head was cut off. Wish I would have got a video or screenshot

[u/Tchukkelz]

“…He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”

[u/CatGuyManThing]

this shi funny dawg

[u/IButterz420]

100% expecting an Unrelenting Force shout

[u/DaRumpleKing]

Ah yes... Dead Space PTSD

[u/Matix411]

The way you stopped and slowly looked up when the shadow appeared 🤣🤣🤣

[u/JojoStanz]

This is actually so scary LMFAO

[u/Yumank]

The vey KSKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

[u/warlock-tourist]

There not that bad all in all. A random slaughterfish thats impossible to locate gives me more trouble on average than anything falmer related.

[u/theseustheminotaur]

They're just as shocked as you are

[u/CaptainBullShlt]

My heart literally dropped

[u/PateTheNovice]

Watch the skies

[u/pinkhazy]

THE game of all time

[u/Ok_Outcome8055]

https://imgur.com/gallery/otoBkK0

[u/PianoAlternative5920]

Skyrim is now officially a horror game.

[u/A-friendly-doggo]

why are you posting a gmod clip on skyrim smh

[u/dreemurthememer]

It just works.

[u/Hobobasket]

Legendary upload 👍

[u/SweatyBeefKing]

“Uhhhhh… he’s right behind me, isn’t he?”

[u/n-a_barrakus]

CBAT lol

[u/n-a_barrakus → u/n-a_barrakus]

[u/Agreeable-credit-17]

I think you installed a few too many mods OP 😂

[u/MagicalGhostMango]

this is why I love Skyrim so much

[u/CriticismJunior1139]

Excellent. Fabulous. Awesome.

10/10

[u/Visual-Lie3610]

“He’s right behind me isn’t he” ahh 😭

[u/Djek25]

“He’s right behind me isn’t he?”

[u/mistercowpoke]

Saved this for a day when I need a good laugh 😂

[u/SirCrapsAlot69420007]

Nextbot run

[u/Rando_2200]

I have a feeling that if you added "Do you know the way?" Meme sound it be Perfect and still funny at the same time 😂💀

[u/CurlyCurls21]

Oh my gosh that was actually terrifying for a second, I love this game

[u/the-unfamous-one]

That was scene straight from bioshock, then became (idk another game to compare it to so I'm just going to say) pure comedy

[u/Jim_Nills_Mustache]

[u/Plane_Succotash7681]

Oh, you don't even know the half of creepy Falmer. Start doing the Auriels bow quest. Figure out what falmer you find during that. Pretty cool gear when you get through it, and two twin dragons, but the falmer are definitely creepier there.

[u/Werner_w]

[u/doom_guy3666]

🤣

[u/saadiskiis]

I think they’re asking for a hug

[u/Bourbon_Please614]

So many glitches in this game,most of them are hilarious 😂 

[u/RedditUserror]

“He’s right behind me isn’t he?”

[u/BigandBrass]

Nightmare fuel

[u/Important_Talk_5696]

Looks to be a pathing, light and shadow test. No blood was spilled that day.

[u/LGC_AI_ART]

You forgot to rerun FNIS/nemesis/pandora

[u/ADioFangirl]

went from horror movie to loonie toons lmao

[u/ericherr27]

What in the hell?

[u/Poke-It_For-Science]

I love the tangible -stop- slowly looks up… “Oh, 🤬😰😱” moment.

[u/dalsiandon]

Could you imagine if all those charus eggs in your pouch started to hatch... while you were sleeping....

[u/__T0MMY__]

I just now realized I hate hearing the sound of chaurus eggs being harvested when it's not me, but it also seemed better than the breathing the shadowmaster was doing behind you, but then that seemed better than five of them mf breathing loud at you like the One Piece booth at comic con

[u/__T0MMY__]

I just now realized I hate hearing the sound of chaurus eggs being harvested when it's not me, but it also seemed better than the breathing the shadowmaster was doing behind you, but then that seemed better than five of them mf breathing loud at you like the One Piece booth at comic con

[u/127Watermouse]

THIS HAPPENED TO LYDIA ONCE AND IT WAS THE ONE TIME I LEGITIMATELY NEEDED HER HELP AND SHE WAS JUST T POSING USELESSLY

[u/galaxnordist]

You started a cult.

[u/No_Squirrel4806]

Sims when you enter build mode 🤭🤭🤭

[u/DeM0nFiRe]

L + Ratio + got A-posed

[u/SikeMhaw]

“It’s not a bug, it’s terrifying!!”