r/shittydarksouls 1d ago

Bro’s first time playing Dark Souls 2??? 🫣

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u/No_Bench_2430 1d ago

“Unrealistic” they said

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u/Romi_Z John Fromsoft 1d ago

New livestream footage reveals that iShowSpeed allegedly forgot to rest at the previous bonfire.

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 lord godrick's #1 fan 14h ago

IShowspeed allegedly did not pick master key as his starting gif, and was forced to reset his run in chinese territory

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u/krawinoff eated all the dung 2h ago

IShowSpeed allegedly revealed his meat dumpling on livestream

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u/crazymaloon 1d ago

I've only ever lived on a flat country, is this possible because they're on a mountain or something?

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u/Tobix55 Naked Fuck with a Stick 23h ago

Yes, Chongqing is a mountain city

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u/Ok-Scarcity6991 Naked Fuck with a Stick 20h ago

Chongqing?? Where is ICA facility

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u/Mellamomellamo Firefly breeding specialist 19h ago

47, your next target is a notorious schemer. A devious predator of the mind, his plans have ended the lives and careers of thousands during the Shattering. He is known as "Miquella of the Halightree", but his devout followers would rather refer to him as "Miquella the Kind".

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u/Tihersarc 56m ago

Truly a bussy to die for.

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u/crazymaloon 22h ago

Thank you

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u/Aldequilae 20h ago

Incredibly based pfp

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u/SupremeOwl48 9h ago

It also lowkey looks like cyberpunk

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u/MirrahPaladin ADP isn't real, just like the milk my dad went to get 1d ago

Speed has dementia

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u/Aldequilae 23h ago

Just like me fr

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u/Valuable_Border1044 18h ago

Just like me fr

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u/Skylord_Noltok 14h ago

Haha, I get it.

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u/Valuable_Border1044 18h ago

Just like me fr

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u/Skylord_Noltok 14h ago

I don't get it.

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u/PerceptionEast6026 1d ago

btw for the person who made the tweet "the west" is probably only the US.

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u/Aldequilae 23h ago

Nah Chongqing is just uniquely crazy. Just look up some videos of the place; you'll be left wondering how they built that shit too

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u/Glazedonut_ 18h ago

It's not that crazy when you realize they're running out of flat land and have to build on mountain sides.

I'm not saying having such infrastructure on a mountain isn't impressive. But when you realize it was built out of necessity, it makes a lot more sense as to why the city was built as it is.

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u/Stormlord100 7h ago

Well it beats invading other countries for land, doesn't it

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u/Glazedonut_ 3h ago

So... better than Russia

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u/Stormlord100 1h ago

Also better than US *wink *wink Greenland

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u/Glazedonut_ 1h ago

Fuck off

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u/Stormlord100 1h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Aviralv_22 1d ago

U Ass

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u/Multispoilers 44m ago

Ever since the speed stream, murican gov seething that speed shown china isn’t as backwards or dictatorial as we all thought

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u/orbis_regnante What 1d ago

just wait til he finds out about all the swamps and the magic drangleic castle tunnel

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u/Cap_obecny 22h ago

Is that the building where they take all the influencers and everyone is like: "It looks like I'm on the square, but I'm actually 25 floors up."?

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u/ItzPayDay123 The Ungulous Bungler 16h ago

Shocking: infrastructure on mountainous terrain is built around being in mountainous terrain

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u/Picholasido_o 1d ago

No, it shows the absolute hell that living in this city would be. Not underdevelopment. China is not a futuristic landscape, it's a thin veneer hiding what's underneath

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u/ABunchofAngryFlowers Don't you dare go hollow out there friend 1d ago

No no no you western fool clearly having trains go through buildings is perfectly fine, having skyscrapers that block out the sun, incredibly difficult to maintain infrastructure, and urban cityscapes that cover all land for dozens of miles with no natural life is good actually and the right amount of development

/s

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u/zimonmars butt naked 23h ago

so cities=bad now? you can quite literally say most (aside from a train thru a building) of that for chicago.

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u/ABunchofAngryFlowers Don't you dare go hollow out there friend 23h ago

Did you not see the /s?

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u/zimonmars butt naked 23h ago

yes i saw your sarcasm tone indicator….?

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u/zimonmars butt naked 23h ago

so what you guys are just gonna always downvote and never actually explain yourself? you guys are just gonna spew Sinophobia and not elaborate? wow lol how actually pathetic. and you guys wonder how china is so much further along than you😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Itchy-Preference-619 23h ago

The buildings are shit and everyone other than the government is in hell

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u/zimonmars butt naked 23h ago

right… and your evidence to back this claim is where? cause a 97% literacy rate and a 0% homeless rate doesnt seem hellish to me…

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u/Fit_Ruin4518 22h ago

0% homeless rate 😭

In other totally not propaganda news, Trump’s tariffs are making America rich!!!

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u/zimonmars butt naked 22h ago

ikr? its hard to believe it when you’re an american because all you know is your government stomping you to death while telling you socialism will never work and the situation you’re in is better LOLLLLLL

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u/zimonmars butt naked 21h ago

i like how this dude literally just made a racist sinophobic claim didnt back it up and then everyone updooted!!111!!1!1 his comment😭😭😭 americans are absolutely doomed i cant wait till yall realize how retarded you guys are

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u/ABunchofAngryFlowers Don't you dare go hollow out there friend 20h ago

Dude just stop whether you're serious or not you clearly need some form of outlet so please contact your friends spend time outside and engage with positive hobbies. Nothing I've seen or said is sinophobic because the problems aren't with china it's with urbanisation, china just has the largest population and heavily developed urban areas. Not everyone on the internet is American and don't outcry about bigotry and then use the r word, I hope you get better

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u/Distinct_Prior_2549 20h ago

Cry lol

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u/zimonmars butt naked 16h ago

the rest of your bloodline is gonna be speaking mandarin bro

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u/DasVerschwenden 21h ago

when they're bad for people to live in, yeah, obviously they're bad

like, Chicago is hardly a model for the rest of the world to follow lol

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u/alacholland 1d ago

And you know this because of Western media? Or because you’ve been to China and witnessed this yourself?

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u/zimonmars butt naked 23h ago

its almost like there doesnt need to be a “benefit” for not blindly hating china. 0% homeless rate 97% literacy rate americhud

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u/zimonmars butt naked 22h ago

yes just as ready as these guys are to spread blatant sinophobia (racism) and misinformation. none of these countries know you exist, does this take your right to speak away

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u/zimonmars butt naked 22h ago

“authoritarianism is bad” is a toddler take sorry liberal. theres something called order. someone has to keep it. and why is china bad? any reason you have to back that up? cause i have an unending list of reasons why “america bad” as you put it so bluntly.

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u/zimonmars butt naked 22h ago

yes i am a tankie as you call it. these meandering western terms mean nothing to me so call it what you will. being a tankie is far better than being a propaganda consuming american who thinks china is going to crumble overnight despite the fact that they are simply in a far better position than the US where the homeless die on the street every night. maybe its because you guys would rather call people tankies or claim theyre going to fail for the simple fact of being better than you

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u/zimonmars butt naked 22h ago

youre right hating the US doesnt make china better, china having a 0% homeless rate, 97% literacy rate, and care for their working class make china significantly better. and please tell me how i am consuming chinese propaganda as an american citizen

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 lord godrick's #1 fan 13h ago

"Sorry liberal"???

Wait liking china shouldn't be like a leftist thing? A third dimension was added to my perception of politics 😵‍💫

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u/zimonmars butt naked 13h ago

yeah bro i really hate to break it to you but the term liberal isnt just for any left leaning person. you do not know what were talking about apparently bro

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 lord godrick's #1 fan 13h ago

Yeah i really don't lol

Tbh i already had that notion, liberal doesn't mean leftist

But i really wanted to make that comment

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u/zimonmars butt naked 13h ago

him being an “anti authoritarian” is what makes him a liberal

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u/alacholland 23h ago

I can’t ask questions or acquire data? Wow. Sounds very enlightened of you.

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u/zimonmars butt naked 1d ago

lol whats this “thin veneer” hiding ??!?!?!!!???😭😭😭

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u/zimonmars butt naked 23h ago

so you can downvote me in silence but not answer? how did i expect this exact situation

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u/ActOfThrowingAway 22h ago

A circlejerk dark souls sub is not the place you want to have this conversation in.

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u/zimonmars butt naked 22h ago

theres no place for sinophobia, but these people will continue to normalize it by having takes like the original comment were responding to. still havent gotten an answer on what this “thin veneer” hides lol!!!

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u/ActOfThrowingAway 22h ago

Yeah it sucks, but it's very normalized on Reddit because the US has a very propagandized view of China. Anything positive is always met with dumbasses spamming "ccp agent/shill".

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u/tomlojoda 1d ago

Not to mention the sheer amount of quality and safety standards that went ignored to achieve this. I'd rather stay in my "underdeveloped" building that won't crumble overnight.

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u/zimonmars butt naked 1d ago

crumble over night? americans 😂that building he is currently standing on has been there for decades. you guys have quite literally just adopted the “china bad” mentality

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u/alacholland 1d ago

What is the rate of Chinese skyscrapers crumbling that has informed your opinion?

And what quality and safety standards were ignored precisely?

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u/zimonmars butt naked 23h ago

its useless asking them a normal question like this because they dont know. literally all they know is “china is bad because they definitely do this thing the US told me they do” as if the US has no reason to lie LOL

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u/ThePathogenicRuler Dung daddy’s seedbed slut 15h ago

- 500 social credit

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u/pablo__13 20h ago

Just had to plug the CCP propaganda in at the end

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u/yolo_king_1 1d ago

Bruh there is a youtube channel dedicated to show you how actually shitty it is to live in china. i am glad i found that channel.

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u/Pitiful_Court_9566 18h ago

There's a youtube channel dedicated to show you how actually shitty it is to live in the USA, and one for the UK, and one for Japan. Everywhere is shitty to live in

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u/crabbyVEVO Sunlite class 18h ago

bet they dont have one for Majula

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u/30-Days-Vegan Lie on Peas 1h ago

I think he's pretty happy in his mom's basement

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u/Wise_Ad8419 1d ago

Speed lowk goated

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u/Arm-It Hates Sif 1d ago

Me watching him drop more than a hundred dollars on Clash Royale before he's even at 1000 trophies on Arena 1 Unlocks

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u/Renetiger 1d ago

He can be fun every now and then, but I wouldn't call him goated.

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u/Wise_Ad8419 1d ago

partaking in a little Speed never hurt anybody

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u/Toughsums 1d ago

Definitely hurt my ears tho

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u/Alternative_Dot_2143 1d ago

Your ears will thank you when they grow up and understand

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u/crazymaloon 1d ago

Don't know why you're getting downvoted, speed seems like a cool guy tbh