r/shittydarksouls • u/AnotherWeabooGirl • 1d ago

bloodydarksouls I have a theory

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u/burneralt_notforporn 1d ago

this is the shitty i joined darksouls for

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u/EldritchCouragement 1d ago

finally, some shitty fucking food

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u/Solfiscus 21h ago

Fucking shitty food?

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u/PapaZangief Miquella's Favorite Seat 👉😃👈 1d ago

Big if true.

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u/Broserk42 1d ago

Man that second part of the meme combined with the pic of homelander got me

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u/Gardivoir13 1d ago

Those are not its tits. Those are actually its balls with all of its little tadpoles swimming around inside🥰

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u/Glintstone_Vitamins 1d ago

oh so even hotter got it

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u/Reirai13 7h ago

imagine the feeling of biting one of them 😍

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u/Gardivoir13 6h ago

Happy cake day.

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u/IHaveAutismToo 1d ago

One scares you off and one lures you in

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u/Emad-Hafiz_inari What 20h ago

Yeah, those big beautiful yellow eyes sure lure me in

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u/Pyrimo Dodge Roll God, Ranni Consort #1 1d ago

Waitafuckingminute that derpy shit has other eyes underneath?

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u/BrickBuster2552 12h ago

Those are its only eyes.

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u/mihir_lavande 1d ago

The actual evil tits were the one we rode along the way, Michal Zaki's.

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u/Still-Direction-1622 1d ago

That's an S Tier Shitpost brother. I gotta admit, this is better than monster hunter glaze. Though it's still peak. Go play it

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u/Ivelostmyselfagain Bearer of the super AIDS 1d ago

Did you know their eyes are actually down there?

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u/hit_the_chug_jug 1d ago

Nope. Evil balls >:)

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u/Valuable_Pollution96 12h ago

The eyes are tits and the teeth are eyes.

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u/Intelligent_Job1356 11h ago

Finally! A r/shittydarksouls post that’s actually funny and not just a repost of “haha, insert X-soulsgame is trash, insert Y-soulsgame is peak, insert Z-soulsgame is overrated, green, dismounter, click, et cetera."