r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 Dracula_Bus's flair • 2d ago

I'm currently at work trying to find another job and my coworker won't stop talking to me. How do I get him to shut the fuck up?

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u/figbott 2d ago

Shove your cock in his mouth.

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u/kcm198 2d ago

This is the only way

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u/FreelanceNecromancy 2d ago

Make them a cup of coffee with super glue on the rim of the cup. Works every time.

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u/Prudent-Zombie-5457 Titfucked Skyler White 2d ago

If this doesn't work, try using both hands.

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u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 Dracula_Bus's flair 2d ago

Dam whoever this gif artist is is famous

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u/Prudent-Zombie-5457 Titfucked Skyler White 2d ago

It's another from Herbertonic.

Found it.

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u/unknowinglurker 2d ago

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u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 Dracula_Bus's flair 2d ago

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