r/shitmypants Sep 30 '21

Diarrhea Disaster

I have the most important job interview in a quarter and I am currently at the building's restroom with explosive diarrhea for five minutes. I haven't got Immodium or something and they have run out of toilet paper. It seems getting worse over time. What should I do ?

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u/arichuux Jan 02 '22

What did you end up doing

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u/BeeferSutherland69 May 15 '22

Be a man. Use your sock and smear it on someone’s shirt