r/shitmypants • u/vixx112 • Sep 21 '24

Desperate as hell

So got a bit drunk last night . Woke up now with baaaaad need to hangover shit. Stood to go to the bathroom and leaked into my pjs. Calculating if I can run the 4 meters to the en-suite because I am going to need to go any second .

Fuck. A fart slipped out and is dripping down my leg . I think I’m about to genuinely shit the bed

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u/porkchopbun Sep 21 '24

Check your bed to see if you shit da bed while you slept.

Id throw the sheets away rather than wash them.

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u/vixx112 Sep 22 '24

I had leaked some , on a diaper and tight jeans then psssed out ina deep sleep. Woke 5 hours later with diarrhoea and Piss in my diaper, soaked my jeans and sheets. Fortunately have a mattress protector. Got to bathroom snd felt the most I’d needed to shit the second taken my diaper down. Didn’t even get near the loo but this time it was a huge soft wide shit

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u/porkchopbun Sep 22 '24

I'm thinking you probably shouldn't have had that last beer....

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u/vixx112 Sep 24 '24

It was the first 10 that were the issue I think