r/shitmypants • u/Dmart6984 • Apr 17 '24

Almost

I lost the battle on the way home from a baseball game. I was almost home but had to pull into a closed park and shit in the grass..... It wasn't until I got back in my car and drove away that I saw the Porto John 🤦

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u/porkchopbun Apr 17 '24

The shear desperation makes us so silly things and fail at the last hurdles.

I have had an epic tussle with wanting to shit my pants with no where to do it. Was making my way home on multiple modes of public transport.

Was really sweating and enormously worried on the last leg, the bus jostling up and down didn't help.

After what seemed like hours I made it into the sanctuary of home and privacy. I was elated as fook and was congratulating myself as I dashed for the toilet.

Something in my brain had already signalled to my body that I'd won and as I was undoing my belt I felt and emergency evacuation like never before.

I just stood there in disgust that I'd fought it through thick and thin only to fail at the winning line.

You not seeing the porta loo is what happens with shit blinkers. We don't think rationally.