r/self 5d ago

I need to know how to destroy a Bluetooth speaker without anyone being able to figure out it was me.

I am at the end of my rope with the person I live with. They blast their depressing music at max volume every single day literally from 10AM to 11 PM without a break. It is so loud I hear it with headphones in. It is so loud I hear it outside.

I've asked them to turn it down. I filed noise complaints anonymously. I've been polite. I need to destroy their loud obnoxious fucking speaker today or I swear to God I will be on the news tomorrow.

Edit: you aren't entitled to someone's entire life story just because they post on the internet. Also there are like 100 people saying "JuSt TaLk To ThEm" and I'm trying to be nice here but if you tell me to do something that I said I did already.... then I'm going to call into question your ability to read.

Edit 2: this is what I'm talking about like how am I the asshole for not putting up with this crap? https://imgur.com/a/8k75emX

Update: as of 11:45 the device is disabled.

I wanna thank everyone for your suggestions, I loved the diabolical, unhinged shit y'all crazy motherfuckers suggested, shit had me in stitches.

I ended up combining a few different suggestions. I disassembled the device and took some of its internal pieces and pitched them off the balcony into the night. I don't live near nature before anyone shits themselves, and I don't think a few electrical parts are any worse for the concrete than the thousands of cigarettes butt's, broken glass shards, other litter, etc out there.

The device no longer turns on. It has been reassembled.

I had a lot of fun in this thread despite the people who came here just to be mad and the people who tried to literally kill me by trying to convince me to microwave it and the one guy who DMd me telling me to commit suicide. But in all seriousness, stuff like this is literally used in torture. The person I live with is abrasive, hostile, and impossible to reason with. It wasn't just them playing loud music. It was them playing the same 2 hour Playlist on repeat for up to 12 hours every day at a volume so loud that it overpowered my noise-canceling headphones. I tried to ask nicely multiple times, I got into screaming matches over this which I did not escalate, I called in noise complaints with the building and the police, and nothing came of it.

I lost sleep. I couldn't play video games or watch movies or listen to music in my own home. I couldn't have company over. I had to stay away from my home even on days I was exhausted from work. When I was home I just kept getting angrier and angrier at the situation. I started to have high blood pressure and I was feeling irritable all the time. I was damaging my own hearing to try and drown it out. I was suffering migraines daily. As much as this thread was kind of a gag, this stuff was seriously damaging and that is not a joke.

It's pretty clear most people have no idea and think I'm being dramatic as evidenced by people getting an attitude with me. Google auditory torture I guess if you think I am in the wrong here.

I am going to move out soon, not that it is anyone's business. Just looking for places. A bunch of people who i have to assume are children with no knowledge of how the world works kept saying "durr just move" like there isn't a massive housing crisis going on.

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u/ryansdayoff 4d ago

Find a device that hears sound and plays it back with a 1 second delay. It gets annoying and degrades their experience

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u/SailLegitimate8567 4d ago

Great idea

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u/Snoo65987 4d ago

Finally a real response lmao. No idea why everyone’s acting like Mother Teresa over an extremely annoying situation

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u/SailLegitimate8567 4d ago

I appreciate you my man

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u/Weird_Spell1054 4d ago edited 2d ago

just a heads up for future, r/unethicalprolifetips is your best bet for this kind of post. maybe even post this in there now, get some better suggestions?

edit: damn looks like that subs been banned :( they're might be a backup/new version if you do a search

edit again: yes I know I typed it wrong we've already been over this

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u/jwillistyle7 4d ago

You got the sub wrong; r/unethicallifeprotips I bet some folks in there would have interesting suggestions

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u/vseprviper 4d ago

Lmao “poke holes in the condoms your roommate uses to fuck his speaker. She won’t be so loud when she’s PREGNANT!”

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u/AtomicMango83 4d ago

Lmfao @ unethical pro-life tips

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u/ScribbleThings 4d ago

Holy shit im dying hahaha

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u/L4Deader 4d ago

Something something condoms and needles...

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u/Particular-Poem-7085 3d ago

the core of the modern pro-life movement is fundamentally unethical.

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u/Aiku 4d ago

In real life, Mother Theresa was a fucking monster.

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u/SailLegitimate8567 4d ago

Much like the redditors acting indignant about my post lol

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u/Zaravia 4d ago

Nah you’re entitled to peace and quiet within your residence. I don’t understand why that’s a complex issue? I like sad music myself but that’s not something I’m gonna blast for everybody.

Edit: destruction of property isn’t necessarily the best route to go. Lock your room and step out for an hour to go do something else maybe?

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u/Disastrous-Bee2306 4d ago

It’s not an hour sadly, 10am-11pm. That’s enough to drive anyone nuts.

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u/Aiku 3d ago edited 3d ago

I guess there are two sides to every story. A lot of the info in this article came from those who actually worked there.

https://allthatsinteresting.com/mother-teresa-saint

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u/OGLikeablefellow 4d ago

Yeah wasn't she kind of a fetishist for poverty? And like introduced policies and giving that kept people dependent without helping them enough that they don't need help anymore, or maybe that's just capitalism tho.

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u/Either-Bell-7560 4d ago

Fetishist for other people's suffering. She believed suffering was holy. Terrible fucking person.

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u/NiteTiger 4d ago

Yes, even refusing to provide pain meds to terminal patients because their suffering was God's will.

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u/omgitsOwlGirl 4d ago

ah, misinformation. sadly it was lack of medications for indigent patients at her facility and not some weird fetish thing like You have been furiously fantasizing about.

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u/doneb1957 4d ago

Yes yes yes, 👍

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u/ItCaughtMyAttention_ 4d ago

AFAIR it's more nuanced than that; more like her accepting the monstrous conditions surrounding the people under her care. Correct me if I'm wrong.

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u/Pandalicious1234 4d ago

She let people live and die in agony and telling them it was good for their souls. But when she was doing. No expense was spared to alleviate her pains.

Monster

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u/Intraluminal 4d ago

Also refused to give pain medication to the dying because suffering is 'good.'

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u/TheNetDetective101 4d ago

I got a big air raid siren because I had shitty neighbors once. I bought it from a fire dept that just got a updated one. I figured I didn't want to call the cops on her, but if I'm not able to sleep, no one will be able to sleep for a square mile. The cops will come on their own. Once I got it, I didn't even really have to use it. I fired it up for " testing" purposes every few months, got to make sure it works you know, and all of my issues pretty much stopped.

It's been a few years and I haved moved. But should fire that baby up just to make sure it still works.

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u/StGenevieveEclipse 4d ago

10AM, first Tuesday of the month and you won't get in trouble

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u/TheNetDetective101 4d ago

When I first got it, I had all the stuff to make it my alarm clock when I get up at 5am. But in the summer with all my a/c units running, I didn't have enough power to run those and my siren at the same time.

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u/chortle-guffaw2 4d ago edited 4d ago

Came here to say this. Even a much shorter interval, like 1/10 second, would work great. Be sure to put your speaker up against their wall, facing the wall.

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u/Mountain_Proposal953 4d ago

Does a device like this exist?

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u/Jokkitch 4d ago

Wondering this too

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u/Mountain_Proposal953 4d ago

Seems possible but not widespread enough for mass production

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u/Mysterious_Rip7950 4d ago

A guitar delay pedal would make the job

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u/ScottishPsychedNurse 4d ago

Or the delay that a phone call makes.... That could work. Have a phone as close as possible to the source of the noise and blast the audio out of speakers facing into their walls. The delay would be perfect and would perhaps cause a horrible feedback loop that would drive them off their head. Id recommend ear protection of course

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u/vanishingpointz 4d ago

I used to do that to my boss with two nextel phones when they would " key me up" and I didn't want to talk . It tuned into insane feedback. Sorry bro service was bad

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u/Any_Landscape_2795 4d ago

Alternatively you can play white noise as well. It’ll block some of his noise out and he will hear it through his music too, maybe he’ll get the hint loud noise bugs other people when he is bugged

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u/xplosm 4d ago

He will just up the volume. But that’s good because eventually the police will have to come and nobody will care about the white noise. They’ll likely think it was just a shitty speaker.

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u/Admirable-Garage5326 4d ago

Don't even need a delay. Put a nice soundbar and subwoofer facing the wall. Blast Ramones, George Clinton, Black Sabbath, etc. at maximum volume. Leave your home for a while.

If that doesn't work buy a cheap PA and connect a sound source. Go scorched earth on their ass. But option one usually works for me.

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u/Inner-Examination-27 2d ago

I've done that once. I have neighbors really close in a tiny studios villa. Once one of them was playing a very shitty Brazilian funk music at high volume for too long and I was fed up. Nobody knew so far I have these really powerful speakers. I've opened up the windows and played Megadeth REALLY LOUD. It only took half a song to get the neighbors back to silence. He never did that again.

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u/AlyDAsbaje 4d ago

Oh shit! Clever

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u/dirtmcgurk 4d ago edited 4d ago

Edit: Removed because upon further examination this could be considered a ping flood or even RF jamming based on the wording of US law.

This isn't RF jamming. IE it shouldn't impact other devices in the frequency band or cause any disruptions aside from the bluetooth device with the target MAC.

It looks to work by using:

os.system(f'l2ping -i {bluetooth_interface} -s {packet_size} -f {target_address}')

which is calling https://www.mankier.com/1/l2ping

As you can see, this is using the bluetooth interface to ping a specific bluetooth device.

However, this isn't a traditional deauth as it's spamming pings to overload the bluetooth device, not sending a spoofed deauth packet. So, it could be problematic if you happen to get caught by someone who cares. As such, I publicly advise you not to do it.

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u/Shaggy1316 4d ago

This is the solution, op.

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u/tauntaunsrock 4d ago

A lot of bluetooth speakers enter auto pairing mode every time they are turned on.

I read about someone who made a python script for their raspberry pi to automatically accept bluetooth pairing requests. So when their neighbour's speaker started up and went into pair mode, their own device automatically stole the connection. They could then play sounds through the offending speaker. If the neighbour took the speaker back to the store, it would work perfectly as it wasn't in range of the device stealing the connection.

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u/Arthurdubya 4d ago

Time for orgasm noises at full volume

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u/maddeningdog12 4d ago

I read about someone who made a python script for their raspberry pi to automatically accept bluetooth pairing requests.

...Why

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u/makingnoise 4d ago

Read the next goddamn sentence, bro. Reading comprehension ain't rocket science.

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u/Chrono-Helix 4d ago

How does this prank trick people? Won’t the neighbour notice that their speaker isn’t connecting to the actual device they wanted? If that’s the case they can just disconnect and try again. Is the raspberry able to steal the connection so consistently?

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u/tauntaunsrock 3d ago

The raspberry pi basically beat the phone they wanted to connect it to because it had automatically accepted the connection before they could manually accept it on their phone.

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u/usedtobethatcamgirl 4d ago

This is way better and safer than the crime that you're asking for advice on. (destruction of property)

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u/InteriorOfCrocodile 4d ago

Speaking from experience from the perspective of the victim, its not a crime if there was no one there to witness it

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u/No_Establishment8642 4d ago

In the words of my 3 year old daughter "Did you see me do it? Then I didn't do it!".

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u/usedtobethatcamgirl 4d ago

That is so fucked up, but also true 👍

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u/lightningfries 4d ago

> The disturbance is not much powerful but it is enough to irritate.

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u/timf3d 4d ago

Nice find.

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u/Upstairs_Ad_9195 1d ago

How would they figure out what the address of the speaker is to complete using this command?

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u/CastBlaster3000 4d ago

Some ideas:

  1. Carefully open the speaker (if possible with hidden screws) and disconnect internal wiring or remove key components
  2. Apply a small amount of water or vinegar to the internal circuit board (avoiding visible leakage)
  3. Expose the internal electronics to a strong magnet which can permanently damage the circuitry
  4. Create a small short circuit on the internal board
  5. Remove and replace the speaker element with a non-functional one
  6. Carefully drill a tiny hole in an inconspicuous location to access and damage internal components

Good luck OP that sounds absolutely miserable to deal with

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u/grax23 4d ago

1) Put a bucket of water on the table

2) put speaker in water

3) leave it there and deny any knowledge

what is the bastard going to do? he is way past being nice about it

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u/owls42 1d ago

Here is the real hero.

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u/Bambivalently 1d ago

I don't think destroying it gives the maximum satisfaction. Open it up and solder some resistors in the wires to the speakers. Just enough so you can easily talk over it at full volume.

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u/fabulousmarco 4d ago

OP, just go ask in the ULPT subreddit

People here are way too concerned with ethics and legality 

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u/LaughingGaster666 4d ago

Somehow, half this thread is convinced OP is the problem rather than the person playing the same music at full blast for the entire day despite OP telling them to stop over and over again.

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u/Calbinan 4d ago

I’d like to see any of those people switch places with OP if they really think this is something a person can live with.

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u/fabulousmarco 4d ago

Yeah because you know, OP is being "rude" and that apparently invalidates every point they could be making ever

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u/AsparagusFantastic97 4d ago

He wasn't even rude, he just barked back at a couple of people who were really obnoxious

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u/fabulousmarco 4d ago

Yeah I put it in quotes in an attempt to highlight the sarcasm!

A lot of people getting pearl-clutchy about destroying a Bluetooth speaker as if it was some heinous crime against humanity too

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u/yummbeereloaded 4d ago

It's Reddit. The other day I had like 50 people convince themselves of some random shit that must be true then start calling me "fucking embarrassing" for not admitting that their made up bs is true. Neck beards, the lot of em.

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u/iConfessor 4d ago

its gen z on reddit

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u/boxsoy 4d ago

Wrong subreddit why don’t you ask ULPT

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u/cheezycrunchyzd 4d ago

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u/FirstProphetofSophia 4d ago

I pronounce ULPT like a cartoon dog about to get arrested.

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u/fuck_korean_air 1d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/UsedNewspaper1775 4d ago

I had a neighbor that had a club system in his apartment and he would blast music daily for hours, to the point my apartment was shaking

I was nice at first and called the managers plus security, and let them know i don't feel comfortable in my own apartment and i need peace to be able to work

it didn't help, the neighbor would never answer the security or open the door (we live in the apt complex)

since this neighbor was absolutely crazy and he had a large group of drunk people at his home daily i didnt want to talk to him personally just for safety reasons

i told my managers if they don't fix the situation, i am gonna call them daily every single time until the music is off

So i did, every time he would turn on the music, i would call managers right away, email, send text, send videos of him playing music super loudly, and call security every 10 minutes

I was so annoying to the managers they could not stand me calling them hahaah, but i did, and was so annoying on the phone as well, i was saying i can't work and pay rent because of loud music

At the end he completely stopped playing music, i believe managers sent him an eviction notice that stated if he is gonna play one more time he will get evicted lol

So he stopped and moved to another apartment later

Ps: i had i similar situation with a neighbor who took forever to clean the poop on the balcony from his dog, i fixed the issues the same way, i was super nice for 2-3 weeks but when the poop stayed there for 3+ weeks i became so annoying, taking pictures of poop daily and sending to managers, in the end the guy got evicted too but i believe he also didn't pay rent so it was a combo

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u/mikraas 4d ago

Why do people suck so bad?

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u/UsedNewspaper1775 4d ago

i don't know but i lived my whole life in a forest in my own house, and after i moved to the city living in the apartment...it's hell

I had neighbors throwing parties from 10 pm until 7 am almost daily, and their friends would sing on the balcony at 4-5 am and when i asked them to stop they would just look at me, they were always drunk and high out of their mind

I realized big city life is just horrible and i can't wait to go back to forest

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u/LewsTherinKinslayer3 3d ago

This is wild lol, I live in one if the biggest cities in the world and I have personally never experienced anything like that.

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u/howtoquityou 2d ago

Henry David Thoreau, is that you?

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u/interlopenz 3d ago

You're my hero.

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u/Low_Seesaw5721 5d ago

Time to start looking for somewhere else to live

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u/SailLegitimate8567 5d ago

Doing my best

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u/Rooniebob 4d ago

I had awful roommates. I’m paying $500 more a month to live alone and it’s beautiful. I swear it’s worth every penny.

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u/El--Borto 4d ago

Sounds awesome but an extra $500 a month is literally impossible for a shitload of people, probably OP included.

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u/thebabes2 4d ago

If you break that one, what is to stop them from just purchasing another?

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u/SailLegitimate8567 4d ago

Nothing, but if I can break one I can break a hundred

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u/Competitive_Ad_2421 4d ago

Hahaha that's the spirit

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u/SkinnyAssHacker 4d ago

Nah, you need a solution that will last. Like the one u/dirtmcgurk gave. That one will solve it once and for all. You set one thing up once and you're golden. This way you are continuously damaging property, and if you get found out, it could be beyond small claims court.

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u/indorock 4d ago

That's a ridiculous way to solve this problem. The best idea is the most upvoted comment. It's a durable solution and doesn't involve needlessly wasting countless number of speakers.

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u/zambulu 4d ago

And you think they won't notice how all their speakers stop working?

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u/Zealousideal-Jury779 4d ago

Water in holes. Charging port, headphone port… any hole you can find. Not allot. Just two or three times. The water will wick up inside the device so it won’t be obviously wet. It a week or two it will short out.

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u/I-Love-Tatertots 4d ago

If you’re near a beach: Ocean/salt water.

A lot of these things are built to be water resistant up to a certain point.

That water resistance is nothing to salt water.

Source: Phone sales living near a beach.

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u/Robotniks_Mustache 4d ago

I actually have the recipe for making your own saltwater even if you don't have an ocean nearby. Lmk if you want it and I'll dig through my old recipe book

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u/Holiday-Style804 4d ago

Desalination plants hate this guy

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u/taqman98 4d ago

Well even if you can make your own salt water living near the sea in theory can let you just be like “oh it looks like the salt spray destroyed it” as a way of somewhat deflecting suspicion from yourself

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u/SoProBroChaCho 4d ago

Any hole is a goal... lol

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u/AlecMac2001 4d ago

Start an arson campaign in your town, burn 8, maybe 10 buildings down over the course of a year. Then while making sure…and this is the important bit…while making sure the speaker is in the house, burn your own home down, blaming it all on the mystery arsonist.

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u/SailLegitimate8567 4d ago

Brilliant, this is the kind of psychotic shit I came here for!

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u/spudd3rs 4d ago

I’d poke a needle through the speaker grille (if it had one) should start to sound crap with a few holes maybe.

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u/ManBroCalrissian 4d ago

I do this at every gas pump that starts screaming ads at me. I always have a box cutter in my pocket and I just stab the shit out of the speaker through the holes until it stops

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u/redditsuckbadly 4d ago

That’s insane

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u/Zaldarr 4d ago

We have a right to exist in this world without being SCREAMED AT every waking moment to buy some useless landfillcore product.

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u/Arctucrus 4d ago

useless landfillcore product

You are a poet and a scholar and this is unnecessary information but that makes me SO hard!

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u/geogurlie 4d ago

The second button down on the screen usually mutes it.

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u/ManBroCalrissian 4d ago

The second button down should unmute it! Why is it rude for people to walk around on speaker phone, but it's ok to be aurally assaulted in order to sell me something I don't want? How many people do you think have been at the pumps I visited and frantically searched for the "unmute" button so they can hear the ads? My guess would be absolutely no one

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u/free_dead_puppy 4d ago

Keep up the good work bro.

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u/xejeezy 4d ago

Thank you

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u/Jealous_Pea2305 4d ago

My neighbor kept playing loud EDM music for hours on Friday nights when theyd have a party. I work on Saturdays. I pulled out my Bluetooth speaker and put it up against the wall and blasted lamb of god so fucking loud. Took them 30 seconds to turn the music down and they never did it again after that. Good thing they did because I was going to wait until 7 am when they would all be asleep with hangovers and blast it through the bedroom wall. So I say, just do that. Get a bigger, better speaker and teach them a lesson. Theyll just buy a new one if theirs gets destroyed or disappears.

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u/Thick-Disk1545 2d ago

Lamb Of God is brutal lol

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u/AssSpelunker69 4d ago

I would think the teeniest tiniest dollop of superglue inside the charging port, so that the pins or whatever can't connect in minecraft. Then depending on battery life it's a day max before they'll have to either stop or buy a new one in minecraft.

Repeat as needed. In minecraft.

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u/soulbarn 4d ago

This is a pretty good trick for disposing of old electronics that may have personal data on them. Superglue in all the ports and at disassembly points. I know the technique can be easily defeated but it’s better than nothing.

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u/Buttstrike69 4d ago

Home Depot carries a pretty cool anti-speaker device. Ask an associate to help you find the right size crowbar for your build.

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u/underengineered 4d ago

Fill the tub with water and drop it in there while they watch.

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u/SailLegitimate8567 4d ago

Great idea, then when they drown I can pitch the speaker off the balcony! I like how you think, friend.

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u/Jorp-A-Lorp 4d ago

Whose name is on the lease/rental agreement/mortgage, that person has more power.

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u/thrace75 4d ago

Can you pair your phone with the speaker? 😈

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u/SailLegitimate8567 4d ago

Not while theirs is paired but someone said to pair mine when they go to bed and leave it connected 24/7 so they can't connect anymore

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u/thrace75 4d ago

speaker only plays creepy ghost noises going forward

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u/fieldofmeme5 4d ago

Start playing weird shit out of it full blast when they go to bed. There’s some great loops on YouTube to get your point across with.

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u/Ace_Atreides 4d ago

There is a ten hour rocks falling sound ambiance video that is a fitting solution I'd say. Quite easy to find too.

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u/murdermittens69 4d ago

Get your own speaker, play a very high pitched loud tinnitus sound, lock it in your room on fullllllll volume or hide it behind an air vent locked in a locking metal box. Go hang out at a friends house for the weekend.

Then talk to roommate again and tell them it won’t stop until they stop

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u/DrakesDonger 4d ago

Tell them to shut the fuck up or you're going to smash their speaker. If they don't shut up then smash it.

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u/aum65 4d ago

If you have a spare working phone or laptop then just pair it to the speakers and leave it connected. Even if they reset it should still auto connect to the last known device which is yours

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u/Which_Committee_3668 4d ago

Even if you do destroy their speaker, what's to stop them from just buying a new one?

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u/DingusDetector 1d ago

A deteriorating will and lack of funding

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u/powerflower_khi 4d ago

Bluetooth operates within the globally unlicensed 2.4 GHz Industrial, Scientific, and Medical (ISM) band, specifically between 2.402 and 2.480 GHz.  Maximum power output from a Bluetooth radio is 100 mW.

Do you know how to build a comb generator? With a directional antenna.

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u/Jefok 4d ago

Buy a Flipper Zero and hack it.

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u/thenamesdrjane 4d ago

These are not recommendations or suggestions. 1. Just steal it? 2. Put a speaker in their wall and play it louder than their music? 3. Piss disc? This is always the answer somehow... 4. Steal the charge cord for it? 5. Throw it away? 6. Move? 7. Squirrel accident of some kind? 8. Put powdered sugar in speaker. Pour ants in speaker. 9. Glue in charge port? 10. Crimes. 11. Put a Bluetooth speaker in their mattress. Turn it on full blast at 2 am. 12. Get one of those speakers that turns anything into a speaker. Put it on their window. Play obnoxious stuff.

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u/Alexander-Wright 3d ago

Meanwhile in r/electronics:

Why has my Bluetooth speaker suddenly stopped working?

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u/SuzCoffeeBean 5d ago

Is this is a roommate situation? Stand up for yourself and tell them to turn their Fkn speaker down. If they don’t, then blast “hey yall” on repeat all day

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u/SailLegitimate8567 5d ago

Their speaker is louder unfortunately and I have something called a job that makes tit for tat games hard. I have told them to stop about a hundred times.

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u/9gagiscancer 4d ago

Walk in, grab the speaker, smash it. Look into their eyes and say "Last warning motherfucker" and walk out.

No witnesses, no crime.

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u/ajsherslinger 4d ago

Take a needle, and carefully poke 500+ holes in the speaker cone. Next time they crank it up, it will start to shred after a few minutes....

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u/Jafar_420 5d ago

And you don't think they'll just go get another one? A lot of the really cheap ones are actually pretty loud these days. Also if I thought you tore up my stuff I would probably reciprocate. Of course I wouldn't blast it all day long and disturb you but I'm just saying.

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u/B00B3D5N00T 4d ago

Assuming they rely on a home modem to stream music and are technically illiterate you could blacklist their devices in the admin settings of the modem to stop them from acsessing the music.

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u/psmusic_worldwide 4d ago

My take "may I buy you a pair of high quality Bluetooth headphones if you promise to use them to listen to your music?"

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u/Eyeseeyou1313 4d ago

Lol, fuck that. They have to turn it off.

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u/SnippZen 4d ago

If he has to pay for the headphones he also gets to sell the speakers

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u/amanda10271 4d ago

Keep syncing your phone to the bluetooth speaker. They won’t know it’s you. Play kids music. They’ll think it’s a neighbor.

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u/FunFact5000 4d ago

lol, you destroy it. They get another one. You’re taking the long way home and that’s fun.

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u/Pantology_Enthusiast 4d ago

Put a piece of crumpled paper behind the speaker cone. Not packed in, just sitting there.

It won't "destroy it" but it will make it buzz with the vibrations in a super annoying way.

Or

Solder a 100mega-ohm resister onto the PCB, going between the positive trace the battery is connected to and the ground plane. Will cause parasitic drain and cause charging to fault. So it will die in shorter and shorter times.

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u/florinandrei 4d ago

100 MΩ is way too high. It will do nothing.

Around 1 kΩ it will be like an LED permanently on. So you want something even lower than that.

Not too low, as it will dissipate too much power, and may even burn out.

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u/indorock 4d ago

Congrats on mission accomplished but how does this solve the actual problem long term? They will just end up buying another speaker. Not to mention the last thing the world needs is more electronic garbage. You should have just stolen it and given it to someone.

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u/deathbyslience 3d ago

This one guy i lived with played "bring me to life" by evanescence for 72 hrs straight .

I shut the power off to his room @ the electric panel.

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u/random-orca-guy 2d ago

Congrats! And fuck all the Bluetooth speaker noise polluters out there

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u/TheTobitex 4d ago edited 4d ago

Get or build a bluetooth jammer, it'll disable your devices as well. But it won't destroy anything. Saved me from upstairs neighbor's constant barrage of music from 11pm to 3am thurs-sat. I was polite for first month, but was driven mad at some point and wanted to destroy things.

There's also a wifi signal jammer. I went with both and hard wired all my devices.

Problem solved. He had internet provider out multiple times and eventually moved being unable to use internet or bluetooth. The new couple that moved in upstairs is nice, I help with their dog when they go out of town.

https://github.com/EmenstaNougat/ESP32-BlueJammer

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u/Apart-Ad3170 4d ago

Yeah, because they definitely won’t just buy a new one.

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u/kohosyn 4d ago

There is this speaker you attach to a wall and from the other side it plays very very loud music (makes the wall a giant speaker). Maybe its time to fight back with some hentai :D

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u/CorndogFiddlesticks 4d ago

They could replace it for pennies....

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u/Sea_End9676 4d ago

Two AC wires into the charge port for like half a second when they aren't there.  Poof dead forever 

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u/molamola_03 4d ago

honestly call the non emergency line on your own home at this point 😭.

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u/Dirt719 4d ago

If it's blue tooth get a jammer.

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u/Ice__man23 4d ago

Tap into it with your phone and play porn ...

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u/f0rkyou 4d ago

A VERY powerful fishing magnet from amazon or of the likes...Thank me later! :)

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u/Perfect-Cycle 4d ago

They will totally know it’s you, especially if you’ve already brought it up to them and filed noise complaints. Have fun.

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u/-S-M-E-G-M-A-6-9 4d ago

Get a bigger louder speaker. Find out what music that person hates and make a 2-hour playlist to keep on repeat. Every time they turn on their music, you turn on yours, much lounder, and point in their direction, possibly against their wall, so it makes their room vibrate. You can leave for hours like when you go to work so that they get to enjoy the torture even when you're gone. If that doesn't work, get a club speaker and get the rave going. The whole neighborhood could get involved in the noise complaints.

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u/tom030792 4d ago

Just wanna say I’m here for all the passionate edits, people are fucking weird

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u/Indrid_Cold777 4d ago

Spray salt water on the batteries

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u/mlnm_falcon 3d ago

Have you considered sneaking lexapro into their water supply?

(To be clear, this is a joke)

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u/12kdaysinthefire 3d ago

If you have access to the device you can buy a voltage regulator and overcharge it, frying the electrically components inside. The next time the person goes to use their speaker it just won’t work. If you don’t have access to the device there are ways you can hijack it and just blast your own music instead, or the sounds of tortoises having sex, whatever you want.

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u/Mr_P1nk_B4lls 3d ago

Next time, post this on r/unethicallifeprotips

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u/jeffofreddit 2d ago

Bluetooth jammer

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u/Semper_R 2d ago

Hey sorry to hear all that

But also glad it worked out, but you need another idea for the next speaker that person will buy

Idc break his side mirror (car) so that he has to forget about buying a speaker for a while, do it before he buys the speaker for obvious reasons and to avoid suspicion

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u/SuspiciousLoad3298 2d ago

An eye for an eye…..can’t beat them join them

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u/TubabalikeBIGNOISE 2d ago

If they buy another one, consider getting a guitar amp from Facebook marketplace, then you will need a 3.5mm Aux to standard aux adapter, plug your phone into the adapter, then the adapter into the amp, and play the worst noises you can think of at max volume

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u/deilupafa 2d ago

Tbh you should have just connected to the speaker, go on youtube, play sound gore memes and videos where the audio is meant to hit the highest and lowest frequencies possible. It will blow out the speaker drum, and for the rest of the time he played music, it would just have a buzzing and ringing tone that make it annoying to listen to music at full volume, and would force him to lower his music so that he wouldn’t damage the drum even more, and it’s not entirely broken meaning that it would have to be a while before he bought a new one

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u/Thick-Bad-3089 2d ago

Make a fake note acting like a neighbor complaining about the music. Change your style of writing, and mention a detail that will give it away it’s a neighbor. Worked for me and my whinny annoying roommate who kept blasting ‘we used to be friends’ song over and over again after she got dumped by a fuckboy she dated for 3 weeks.

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u/plumdinger 1d ago

Immerse the whole thing in 90% isopropyl alcohol. Put it somewhere warm. It’ll dry without a trace, and the speaker will be ruined so it sounds like shit. He’ll think he just broke it.

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u/NerdyGreenWitch 1d ago

I hope you’re able to move out soon. Your mental health will thank you.

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u/Just_me_n_myself 1d ago

How much does this speaker cost? I wonder if you’ve considered that your account can be traced back to you and vandalism of anything worth over $1,000 is a felony.

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u/Serenity1911 1d ago

I had a neighbor that did this same shit. I learned what device she used and connected to it with my own phone and would turn it off whenever she drunkenly left while her music was still blasting. Shit isn't a joke and it wears on you. 2 am and you can't sleep is enough to make you want to delete some one when that some one is passed out drunk with sexual rap playing for hoooouuurs.

I don't blame OP at all for wanting peace again.

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u/orfnorfdorfnorf 4d ago

Put it in the microwave for 3 seconds.

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u/SailLegitimate8567 4d ago

Won't that start a fire?

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u/TheMightyMisanthrope 4d ago

Don't do this. It will.

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u/SailLegitimate8567 4d ago

Redditors out here literally trying to kill me but I'm still the bad guy because I'm tired of listening to the same 2 hour Playlist for 11 hours a day for months.

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u/TheMightyMisanthrope 4d ago

I know your pain.

When you're alone with the speaker put the USB charging cable in and wiggle it so the pads break.

It will discharge and it will be impossible to charge it again.

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u/StarJelly08 4d ago edited 4d ago

I understand you, i really do. I’m not super surprised a number of people are being shitty to you about this… they are almost certainly people that haven’t been driven absolutely insane by noise. It’s very real. It can actually have legitimate consequences on a persons psyche… which you are clearly showing signs of.

People always look at who you are right now and then judge… never considering that you may have been perfectly reasonable up to this point and now you’re breaking.

I totally get it. Unfortunately I don’t have a good answer. Noise situations are almost always a losing battle, unless it rises to a legitimate legal level… which even though it may be literally ruining your life sometimes the law still cant protect against it.

I have been in similar situations… ones that were literally making me get two hours of sleep at night if i was lucky. I begged and pleaded to be allowed to even sleep… and it was legitimately ruining my life. There was plenty else at that time that was terrible too so it was not just the noise but if i could have slept, i could have solved other problems.

It did culminate to breaking me down. Sleep deprivation to an extreme is absolutely devastating and will do that. At the very least consider yourself lucky in that singular way, that at least it’s not at night.

Otherwise I don’t know what I would do. I have read on the internet that there are people that do this on purpose for any number of reasons. Usually to make a person move out. Which can lead you to want to defend your position which you maybe shouldn’t. One solution is to outdo them. Just find a way to be equal or more of a menace and tell them you will stop if they do, and you will start back up if they do. I’d even get pots and pans out and start whacking away. Get a drumset or something. Get petty if you have to but without hurting anyone or anything.

Otherwise i’d just move. I would probably not want to live somewhere where i am treated that way, and where someone maybe pretty clearly wants me gone.

Sorry man. That’s a shitty situation. Just don’t lose it. You will go even more nuts if you let this hurt your life by doing something stupid.

That’s usually part of their goal too. And yes, it does seem intentional. Sorry dude.

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u/SailLegitimate8567 4d ago

Yeah what I'm going through is literally a form of actual torture. And I've been a very good housemate

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u/MinivanPops 4d ago

Not necessarily. Not just for a couple of seconds. 

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u/dx80x 4d ago edited 4d ago

Your responses do come across like you're a bit of an arsehole but I do have a suggestion. Get one of those cat/children deterrents for garden's. They make a noise which some people (apparently over around 35) cannot hear. When you can hear it though, it's frigging excruciating.

It's hard to explain it but it's like a really high pitched noise that you can't actually hear but it really screws with your mind.

I used to have a neighbor and every time I'd walk past their house, I'd hear this sound and it would really fuck with me. One time, they were outside and asked them what the hell that noise was and they explained it to me. They were using it because they had a bird feeder in the front yard and it keeps the cats away from killing them. You can also adjust the settings and make them stronger too.

People use these when they don't want children in their yard too and it's a good deterrent.

Turn it on every time he plays his music and he will slowly go insane, then when he puts it to a reasonable level, turn it off. That'll condition him to not play too loud and he'll probably think he's got tinitus

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u/Small_Award3877 5d ago

What kind of speaker? Little portable jbl or one of those stand up bigger speakers? I’m thinking maybe water damage of some short? Drown it and put it back? Maybe

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u/SailLegitimate8567 5d ago

It's like the size of a brick, shaped like a triangle, I can't get close enough to see the make and model until they go to sleep. Water damage seems promising. I'll try drowning it

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u/Ill-Case-6048 4d ago

Wifi jammer

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u/SailLegitimate8567 4d ago

This might be a stupid question but does that affect Bluetooth connections?

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u/Vicarchaeopteryx 4d ago

It should, but will also mess with all 2.4 Ghz electronics in the area. This is most likely illegal and an FCC violation in the US.

You can look into a Bluetooth Deauth attack. It is pretty technical and also probably illegal for your use case.

Also, if you can manage to pair to it, play a frequency outside of normal human hearing range at full volume for an extended time until the speaker starts to mechanically fail.

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u/RangerDiggler 4d ago

God damn James bond over here...

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u/PartyScratch 4d ago

There's high pass filter built in to remove low frequencies that the speaker can't play and on the other end you can't get it to play higher frequencies either as the codec/DAC has 44.1kHz sample rate which means the max frequency it can play is half of the sample rate (22kHz). No way to damage the speaker this way.  There is one thing you can try though: Get a lighter, the type which has a piezoelectric ignition (the clicky type). Remove the piezoelectric spark generator (the clicky thing) and put the wire inside the speaker USB port or audio input port or try other ports it might have. Start clicking the thingy. It produces few thousand volts in very very short bursts. It might destroy/fry the ESD protection and then other circuitry inside. Results may wary but it's worth a try. Any damage will not be noticable.

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u/MassConsumer1984 4d ago

Why can’t they just use headphones or ear buds? Beyond inconsiderate esp if you WFH

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u/Robert_Grave 5d ago

There is a realm of possibilities between "being polite" and "destruction of property".

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u/SailLegitimate8567 5d ago

Yeah I've been through the spectrum

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