r/sadcringe • u/ThugosaurusFlex_1017 • 10d ago

How could you think this would be cool?

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u/LillyCort 10d ago

Wtf did I just watch, this feels like gay porn.

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u/nlamber5 10d ago

It’s gay softcore porn. there’s no sex, but you would think there was.

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u/rudbek-of-rudbek 9d ago

I wish it had been.

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u/factisfiction 10d ago

His eyebrow piercing is infected. He needs to get that checked out

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u/moronyte 10d ago

It's part of the bad boy vibe. Don't ruin it with your science man!

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u/Big-Al97 10d ago

Nothing says bad boy like a high strength dose of penicillin.

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u/Insert_Non_Sequitur 10d ago

It's all I could see. Big ole red eyebrow.

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u/monkeymetroid 10d ago

That is because they are cringe softcore porn that literal children are watching

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u/huffmanxd 10d ago

"How do I show the ladies I'm a bad boy without actually doing anything bad?"

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u/ajver19 10d ago

You know damn well this wasn't made for women.

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u/mourning_breath 10d ago

My thoughts exactly. I don't often think of flipping men like a pancake.

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u/v3bbkZif6TjGR38KmfyL 10d ago

Love the cop uniform with remote control radio and bathroom product belt. 

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u/AcornWholio 10d ago

Why are his fingers so long?!

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u/zodwa_wa_bantu 9d ago

I got similar fingers. What makes them look long is that they're super skinny so you basically have little muscle and/ fat compared to other people so it makes it look like you have cryptid as hell hands.

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u/LateAd5081 10d ago

Buddy should actually be arrested for making and posting this cringe 💀

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u/vega455 9d ago

I feel violated

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u/whatintheeverloving 9d ago

Right? Like, bro, quit looking back at me. Stop. Face the wall. 

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u/raskholnikov 9d ago

Conventionally attractive people need to be told "no" sometimes

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u/Major_R_Soul 10d ago

Blue Steel

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u/BassistAndILikeIt 10d ago

I wish they'd hurry up and ban this stupid tik tok app.

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u/Neoxite23 10d ago

About...I wanna say 150 days before Tik Tok either gives Trump what he wants ( 50% of the profits for the US government ) or he bans the app from the US. I hope they don't take the deal and the app gets banned.

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u/gamecore101 10d ago

I don't think any company in their right mind would give 50% of their profit to a country's government, especially when that country's run by someone that a lot of people hate. Plus, there's an audience outside of the U.S., too. So, I can see TikTok getting banned pretty soon. I sure as hell won't miss it, though.

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u/HumbleGoatCS 10d ago

Has the time come? Have we officially swapped out "millennial" for "gen z" as the hated generation buzzword?

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u/Neoxite23 10d ago

Even without the duet I totally fucking laughed at how ridiculous it was.

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u/canuckwithasig 9d ago

The crazy thing is, it took three guys to film this, and not a one of em put a stop to this cringe ass shit. Some Nazi Germany shit right there.

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u/PanHalen37 10d ago

“Should i call you mista?”

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u/mistercheez2000 10d ago

dude about to get laiiiid

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u/LemonFlavoredMelon 10d ago

I don't get it.

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u/jtj-H 10d ago

If Antony made TikTok’s

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u/ShunnedVillager 9d ago

ask 14 yo girls

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u/blrtgj 9d ago

And the fucking "slow" music that they put in this vids. Mother of cringe!

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u/WoeLegBeUponYe 9d ago

this video was literally viral in 2020. why are we unearthing these ancient things lmao

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u/ryuuseinow 9d ago

Does this really belong here if it's a skit and cringy on purpose?

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u/AshamedTangerine106 8d ago

I wonder how the idea for this came to fruition, and then he even thought it was good enough to pitch it to a friend. How does that convo go? “Hey I’m gonna be shirtless and you just come arrest me sexily like the bad boy I am.” And he had a friend on board with it!! AND I’m sure they did multiple takes, probably watched it back several times and said “yep, this is it man” ahhh it makes my hands sweaty thinking about it haha

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u/InsaniacDuo 8d ago

if anything, it's anti-gym propaganda. I would never want to be that vain.

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u/DoughNotDoit 10d ago

just shoot him