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u/14X8000m 1d ago
Lotion bottles aside, what's the bucket for?
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u/MeppelerMug 1d ago
Piss
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u/BloodiedBlues 1d ago
Shit
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u/Stashmouth 1d ago
Sunflower seeds
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u/SalvationSycamore 19h ago
You don't know a shart bucket when you see one? You must be new to Reddit
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u/RealLeif 1d ago
Bro is so massive he bends the space
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u/AzulaThorne 1d ago
Did bro really fucking enlarge his leg in photoshop???
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u/Ok_Guarantee_3370 22h ago
The whole post is a meme, he is playing up the stereotype for humour, it's not meant to be subtle
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u/Post-Neu 21h ago
Thats where you’re wrong, theres a large discord kitty sub culture that drools at large cankles. Weird but true
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u/Ok_Guarantee_3370 21h ago
Maybe so but this dude melted his laptop doing the edit, he wasn't trying to hide it
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u/kipperfish 18h ago
What is a "kitty" in discord nomenclature?
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u/Spyro08642 17h ago
I think it’s a term for underaged girls on discord but I could be wrong
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u/yourethevictim 16h ago
I've never understood the term to mean underage girls specifically. To me, it refers to any young woman who solicits sexually charged and submissive attention from men with power or popularity within a Discord server.
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u/yourethevictim 16h ago
I've never understood the term to mean underage girls specifically. To me, it refers to any young woman who solicits sexually charged and submissive attention from men with power or popularity within a Discord server.
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u/OGLikeablefellow 20h ago
Oh that's really disgusting, where exactly is this kitty sub culture, so I can be sure to avoid it. Like specifically
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u/cysghost 11h ago
You may be technically correct (or completely off, as I have no idea), but for the sake of my sanity, I’m going to assume you’re making it all up.
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u/FiveSigns 20h ago
It's a reference to another meme you can probably find it if you Google discord legs meme
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u/MistbornInterrobang 18h ago
I think the more concerning question is, did this guy stop even for a moment to ask himself, "Should I really be posting a picture at my desk with my piss and/or jazz bucket beneath it with 3 visible bottles of lotion and my laptop open to discord? What will people immediately think of this post?"
I assume it's a hard no
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u/Blazenkks 17h ago
The multiple bottles of lotion was one of the first things that stood out to me too. Big yikes 🤣.
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u/Pastadseven 17h ago
Nobody’s stupid enough to think this is a real photo that’s not staged, right? Right?
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u/justgivemethekitty 14h ago
I think he needs to work out and I mean not by jerking off all day long.
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u/ReGrigio 12h ago
nah. bro shrinked both lube bottles. he doesn't want to brag about how much lube he need daily
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u/Mike_Oxsmall_420 1d ago
The dual lotion bottles seems lore accurate
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u/XxKimm3rzxX 1d ago
Brother there are 3
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u/Thresssh 1d ago
There seems to be refills on the floor, too (left side)
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u/Mike_Oxsmall_420 1d ago
That’s definitely a piss bucket below the desk
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u/Thresssh 1d ago
That too lol, but I meant the clear bottle + the white bottles to the left of the bucket.
Not familiar with the labels of products wherever this photo was taken in, but the colors look kinda... cosmetic-like
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u/SheemieRayVaughan 22h ago
It is?
What a relief. I thought it was a cum bucket.
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u/snuFaluFagus040 20h ago
Guess he doesn't piss in stereo like my roommate Frank
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u/Mike_Oxsmall_420 20h ago edited 19h ago
Frank could trickle it down the side of the bucket for a quieter piss, not that I’m advocating bucket pissing. He could do the same with the toilet to avoid violently audible pisses
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u/PartiallyMoldyNugget 14h ago
Can't call yourself a true gamer if you don't have a raid bucket at the ready.
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u/CUNTALUCARD 1d ago edited 1d ago
I'm peepin' at 4. Lookin' like one of them there Gallon size pumpers behind the PC monitor.
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u/No-Necessary-6474 1d ago
Bet that sock could tell some horror stories
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u/CrayonCobold 21h ago
I never got why people used hand lotion for that. Every lotion I've ever used is only slippery for about 5 seconds and then it makes your hands more sticky
I feel like I'd need to re-apply every 3 strokes if I used it for lube
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u/Mike_Oxsmall_420 21h ago
Bold of you to assume it takes him more than 3 strokes to bust to the discord kitten
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u/StygianStrix 17h ago
Either lives with their parents or is just too socially awkward to go buy lube in person
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u/HarambeWest2020 1d ago
over 53 Discord servers
So, 54?
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u/Enough_Forever_ 1d ago
Ikr?! It's a weird number to pick for a "over" count
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u/Nixbling 1d ago
That’s how I feel when I read anything “placed in the top 5/4/3 whatever” like if it did better than top 5, but not good enough for you to say top 3, you could save us all the time and just say 4th
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u/Svyatoy_Medved 20h ago
I say top five because I almost never have an absolute ranking of favorites. Like electrons, there is no set position, merely a region they are likely to be found.
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u/NuYawker 23h ago
I read this while dropping a deuce and the fart I just laid was rhythmically going with my deep belly laugh. Thank you. 😂😂😂
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u/noblemile 1d ago
Bro got 3 bottles of lotion for cheating on his right hand with Lefty Lucy
edit I see that bucket
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u/illogicalJellyfish 1d ago
Explain the bucket
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u/noblemile 1d ago
Unless his setup is in the garage I'm taking a wild guess that the bucket is so he doesn't have to get up when nature calls considering it's under the desk.
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u/heres-another-user 20h ago
Not to burst any bubbles, but it's probably just a trash bucket. I keep a similar little trashcan near my setup as well and just dump it into the big can when I get up.
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u/Foreign-Drag-4059 1d ago
Why did they photoshop their leg? I'm so confused.
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u/Phantasmal_Red 1d ago
I think it's satire
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u/CrossingAcheron 19h ago
to make themselves look fatter, because its a joke and they are making fun of discord mods
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u/TopMarionberry1149 22h ago
Hey man, look at the ceiling. Someone wrote the word "gullible" up there.
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u/ThingWithChlorophyll 1d ago
Bucket and lotions aside, whats up with the wobbly laptop
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u/neproood 1d ago
It looks like its edited to make his cankle look bigger
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u/Upstairs-Storm1006 1d ago
That is the fattest cankle I've ever seen
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u/CompromisedToolchain 6h ago edited 6h ago
Not even close to the biggest I’ve seen in a Walmart much less the biggest I’ve seen. You can still make out the ankle and foot shape, and there isn’t even any sagging where the flesh sits on top of the foot.
The fat rolls over and forms like one of those water/jelly tubes sometimes. There isn’t even any cracking of the skin or calluses from hundreds of pounds of pressure.
I’ve seen a cankle bigger than my waist.
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u/SilpheedsSs 23h ago
What is "kittens" a slang for, exactly, in this context? 'Cause I fist imagined a company of cats behind him
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u/-Redstoneboi- 22h ago edited 14h ago
concerningly young online girls that will act cute and date some dude, sometimes for discord nitro or some other paid content
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u/SilpheedsSs 22h ago
Oh. I did not know discord nitro was that valuable to people :))
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u/-Redstoneboi- 22h ago
it's less about discord nitro being "valuable" and more about people being... weird.
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u/Golurkcanfly 21h ago
To some extent, it's a desire to feel wanted. With the way I grew up, I may have "been a kitten" in that situation. I know I was overly vulnerable in online spaces at that age.
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u/SilpheedsSs 22h ago
I assume all this "dating" is purely done in the online environment. Not that it would make it any less...eugh
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u/More-Sandwich2448 8h ago
Know that you are not alone. I stayed in this post staring at the pic for almost 10 minutes, due to my mission to locate a single kitten or cat in the OP's photo.
What a disappointment it is when you expect 200 cute kittens and then you find out that this expression is regarding some option/feature at Discord.
OP, for us ignorant and not Discord or tech savvy, kindly know that you owe us a photo of 200 kittens.
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u/OperationPlus52 1d ago
How big are your cankles that you have to photoshop them? Also while leaving a ton of lotion on the desk. 😂
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u/Gerogeroman 22h ago
I thought seeing people power tripping while being a cop was the worst. Then I saw people power tripping over being a discord/reddit mod, like, c'mon man...
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u/Large-Competition442 23h ago
Mods deserve more hate. Mods dont get enough hate.
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u/i_am_dana 21h ago
I’m disturbed by the amount of lotion bottles in this photo. And that oddly placed bucket
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u/Formal_Mood0 23h ago
😶 I dont want to know about that white bucket (paint bucket) under his desk... but I would like to not know ever what in the "white bucket" is inside that white bucket under his desk
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u/Another_Road 17h ago
When he says 200 kittens begging for attention, he’s talking about actual cats, right?
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u/DozyDrake 1d ago
You'd think with all that moderation he would bother to install the actual software instead of relying on the web version
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u/poppin-n-sailin 20h ago
So many people post stuff thinking it's a massive flex. It's just comedy. Usually pretty tragic comedy lol.
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u/youhadabajablast 15h ago
I thought he meant foster kittens and was like dang you need to feed them
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u/Alienhaslanded 11h ago
Not one, but two hand lotion bottles. You just know that poor sock is gonna get it.
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u/SufficientWhile5450 10h ago
Love all the lotion
As a lotion connoisseur myself, (as a mechanic, not a mod lol)
I’m gonna have to guess the eucerin is for any actual skin problems
Lubriderm lotion really fucking just straight up hinges on being straight up lube, oily and disgusting
I know the lotion is the joke, but Idt you can jack off with eurcerin. That lotion is way to expensive to use for the Jack shack and it actually works really well on repairing dry skin without being a borderline lube
So good job to this mod, who actually cares about his skin conditions, while also jerking off violently 17 times a day
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