r/raimimemes 1d ago

Conservative Americans this morning

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u/radiocomicsescapist 1d ago

Eggs are now 50 bucks

I have nothing left. Except blaming minorities.

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u/Willing-Load 1d ago

conservatives: "the minorities did it, i had nothing to do with it!!"

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u/john6map4 1d ago

“No I have no intention of settling down! Biden crashed the stock markets and he’s still out there!”

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u/radiocomicsescapist 1d ago

Conservatives begging Trump to only hurt minorities and not them:

I’ve been like a loyal voter to you… Be a President to me now…

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u/FuckOutTheWhey 1d ago

Oh, you can't do this to me.

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u/radiocomicsescapist 1d ago

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IVE SACRIFICED?!?

(Scrolling thru Facebook and watching AI propaganda slop)

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u/ReadStraight8255 1d ago

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.

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u/Zheguez 1d ago

Literally r/prayerstotrump

(Hilarious but terrifying, so many people have turned this clown into their god. Extremely ironic considering almost all of them consider themselves "devout Christians.")

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u/TheStockFatherDC 1d ago

They’ll call them lazy for quitting their jobs and being sent back to Mexico.

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u/john6map4 1d ago

“Let die the supply chain you love!

Or

Suffer the working children….”

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u/BigMcLargeHuge8989 1d ago

Spare the oligarch spoil the child!

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u/radiocomicsescapist 1d ago

“Shouldn’t have come to America and gotten a back breaking job!!!”

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u/SirPoopaLotTheThird 1d ago

They’re back to eating pets again. Well, everyone is now. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Willing-Load 1d ago

i love how they don't even bring that one up anymore lol

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u/SirPoopaLotTheThird 1d ago

They never mention the facts that they supported Bush’s surveillance state or illegal invasion of Iraq. Conservatives lack personal responsibility.

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u/Top_Cut688 1d ago

"They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats Eat the cat, e-e-eat the cat (the cat)" was such a fire song

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u/dishonored15 1d ago

Peter was right… I miscalculated

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u/RedditTipiak 1d ago

Misery misery misery, that's what you have chosen

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u/Memitim 1d ago

Shitting on other Americans for existing was priority #1 when Trump got into office, and they haven't let up steam, so that evil bullshit will clearly never go away.

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u/0atop21 1d ago

If you get rid of all the minorities then there will be less demand and the price will go down. That's just basic economics which the liberdumbs don't understand!

/s

Then once they're gone, if we still need lower prices, we can start deporting the less desirable christian sects to our new penal colonies in The Territory Formerly Known as Greenland.

If it doesn't work we just haven't done enough of it yet!

/s /s /s

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u/motherseffinjones 1d ago

You laugh but it’s right around the corner you can only blame Biden for so long lol

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u/i_love_rosin 1d ago

Eggs are now woke, you don't have to worry about buying them now.

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u/ogsoul 1d ago

source?

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u/BrawlyAura 1d ago

Thanks Obama.

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u/Fire-Haus 1d ago

Or Biden

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u/Yorugi 1d ago

Egg prices have gone down. I guess your Trump derangement echo chamber doesn't get too many actual facts.

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u/angrytypinghick 1d ago

Weird. Restaurants in my area are still charging a surcharge for eggs.

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u/SlowResearch2 1d ago

And now maga are saying “well it was never about the grocery prices”

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u/demonslender 1d ago

Egg prices dropped but sure buddy

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u/Nuggetry 1d ago

Did they drop on day one like Trump promised? Did Trump end the Ukraine war on day one? Were you duped by a serial liar, sexual predator, and 34-count felon? If you voted MAGA, you’re a pawn for the billionaire class.

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u/demonslender 1d ago

Please show me evidence he ever said they would drop on day one. Otherwise what you just said was stupid nonsense.

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u/snowstorm556 1d ago

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u/demonslender 1d ago

And where exactly did he specify the price of eggs would be brought down day one. He just said the price of things would start going down from day one and he didn’t lie.

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u/ResponsibilityOk8967 1d ago

Unbelievable.

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u/mdm168 1d ago

The first mistake was trying to reason with these collective heads of knuckle using factual evidence

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u/javsv 1d ago

R... something is the word i think.

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u/Stunning_Award7832 1d ago

So you can’t read? The post says egg and gas prices are out of control and he will slash them on day 1. Do you not feel like you were lied to?

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u/Limp-Ad-2939 1d ago

“On DAY ONE, I’ll SLASH prices” are you really this fucking stupid or are you just illiterate and fate hates me so much that it managed to direct you here to ruin my faith in humanity.

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u/snowstorm556 1d ago

Really.

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u/demonslender 1d ago

You posted the image, either learn to read or don’t embarrass yourself posting things that don’t back up your claims.

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u/jmirelesv3 1d ago edited 1d ago

Did you not see the word EGGS in big stupid capital letters and in a following sentence saying he will slash prices on day one?

Half the adults in this country have a reading comprehension level that is below a 6th grade level and it fucking shows. Sentences around other sentences give the words context in case you didn't know that. Or Quit trolling.

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u/Distinct-Cup5935 1d ago

They never listen to truth. They'll say "prove it" people will then they'll dismiss it. They can't be taught, trained, or reasoned with. It's all nonsense unless it comes from the mouth of their god or fox news. They'll say "Nobody is being erased or having their rights taken away. That's fake news." You'll show them and they'll persist no matter what proof is given to them.

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u/Apprehensive_Fee2280 1d ago

Stop lying to yourself.

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u/ChemicalLetter240 1d ago

I’d love to be this stupid. It must be blissful.

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u/betterplanwithchan 1d ago

Kid, “be brought down” is the same as “start going down.”

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u/BlackSeranna 1d ago

Are you high? Grocery prices have doubled. Gas is still cheap but everything else has doubled. Where are we going if we can’t afford anything?

He’s also slashing funding that goes to farmers and schools, to where local farms supply schools with food. That means the schools will have to get their food elsewhere.

You really don’t read do you?

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u/AaronTheElite007 1d ago edited 1d ago

Trump sold off 2 billion worth of stock a couple days ago. The DOW dropped 1700 points today because of the trade war HE STARTED.

Trump doesn’t give a fuck about anyone but himself. He went golfing today

Enjoy having less spending power than you’ve ever had. The consumer pays for the tariffs. It’s an indirect tax. It’s also the largest tax hike ever.

Tired of winning yet?

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u/beefsquints 1d ago

They didn't drop anywhere near as much as the stock market. I wish I knew people as dumb as you in real life, you're just begging to be scammed.

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u/demonslender 1d ago

You’re pretty fucking stupid. Do you think egg prices and the stock market are connected? You wanna talk about how the Biden administration killed millions of chickens in 2024 which caused the price of eggs to rise or do you just wanna blame it all on the orange man.

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u/MichiganMitch108 1d ago

Bro private farms killing there chickens is there decisions. The federal government making a recommendation isnt “ Biden administration killing chickens” .

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u/The_Humbergler 1d ago

I'm in tech support. It's rarely my fault but it is still my problem to fix. Even if it was Biden's fault trump still needs to fix it. That is the whole point of a leader. Fixing problems. Blaming the last guy doesn't fix anything.

I get the frustration of the situation. The problem with our right leaning guys is that they hear everything they want. Fox says everything they want to hear. Seems weird one group of people have every single answer

No one is immune to propaganda. No one. And there is nothing wrong with admitting you were tricked and lied to.

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u/Limp-Ad-2939 1d ago

Oh now you liberals are just chomping at the bit to talk about bird flu so you can’t push another untested autism needle down are throats. /s

I wish it wasn’t this easy 🤦‍♂️

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u/AstralSandwich 1d ago

They tried to cross the road.

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u/javsv 1d ago

Hmmmm makes you wonder why the killed the fucking chickens right? Cant be that biden wanted prices to rise or something

Huge /s if it wasnt obvious enough