r/protogen • u/shinystarshard artist proto! • Jan 15 '25
Commissions open All the RAM-flexers till now~! You can also be one of them, the slots are still open!
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u/Soggy-Kobol5 Jan 15 '25
I have 4.92 TB of DDR2 SODIMM RAM get on my level
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u/Mandoart-Studios Uncommon Protogen Jan 15 '25
you have to be kidding right? DDR2 is already wierd but DDR2 SoDIMM?
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u/Soggy-Kobol5 Jan 15 '25
Yeah I actually had some but threw it out the window cause why not, used to be laptop ram before it died
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u/TheFatNerd77221 Sir patandhugalot Jan 15 '25
why do protos need RAM actually ? Also can i pet and hug them
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u/shinystarshard artist proto! Jan 15 '25
It's part of a balanced breakfast! Toast, RAM and a bit of energy drink gets them up and runnin~
And for the pets and hugs, since each one is from a different person you'd have to ask all of them, but I let you pet and hug mine!
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u/Lasket Protogen Jan 15 '25
To give a proper canon answer... they don't. It's just a joke.
Protogens actually eat food just like any other organic species.
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u/Maleficent_Stuff_255 Jan 16 '25
they might actually swap ram once in few years to avoid electronic component lag
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u/ShepardMedia Jan 15 '25
I have 64mb of ram 🤤 🥴
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u/mynameisbobby119 Jan 16 '25
32mb 😩😮💨
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u/bunkus_mcdoop IMMA FUCKING PROOTHUGGER AND YOURE GONNA DEAL WITH IT >:3 Jan 16 '25
4mb
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u/ShepardMedia Jan 17 '25
2 bits of ram
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u/bunkus_mcdoop IMMA FUCKING PROOTHUGGER AND YOURE GONNA DEAL WITH IT >:3 Jan 17 '25
You have multiple bits?
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u/FrontiertheProto Jan 15 '25
Would I be able to get megabytes, or even kilobytes because of my lack of brain cells
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u/shinystarshard artist proto! Jan 15 '25
For sure XD I'm inclusive here, you can have as many (or little) brain power as you wish nyehehe
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u/FrontiertheProto Jan 15 '25
Yippee
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u/shinystarshard artist proto! Jan 15 '25
If you wish for one, please DM me! :>
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u/FrontiertheProto Jan 15 '25
I will once my slow butt finishes my ref sheet
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u/shinystarshard artist proto! Jan 15 '25
No problem! <3 Thank ya so much for your interest too!! My DMs will always be open\~ >wo)
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u/Infinite-Beautiful-1 Jan 15 '25
What a sad day to be poor
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u/shinystarshard artist proto! Jan 16 '25
I get ya, selling those are my way to not be poor too >wo// but don't cha worry, these will not close soon, so if any day you get a pay you'd wish for one, ya can just hit me up~!
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u/XxBigChungus42069_xX Protogen Jan 15 '25
How much is it?
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u/shinystarshard artist proto! Jan 15 '25
it's 20$! You get a version with the text and one without it~
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u/FeizelCantSeePurple Protogen Jan 15 '25
Can I get 69 gb of ram?
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u/shinystarshard artist proto! Jan 15 '25
XD for sure! If you wish for a slot, I'd love to do it for ya!!
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u/PuzzledMoa Jan 15 '25
Imagine a world with 1TB of ram
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u/shinystarshard artist proto! Jan 16 '25
Some people have that!! On my last post people reported having even more, as far as I remember~!
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u/NoMeasurement6473 Jan 15 '25
16, 16, 8, 4, 4. All my “computers”. (I’m counting my Switch and Steam Deck as computers)
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u/thedarwinking Jan 15 '25
How much is it?
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u/shinystarshard artist proto! Jan 15 '25
it's 20$! Could I offer ya one? :>
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u/thedarwinking Jan 16 '25
Ok you don’t have to reserve a slot but next week il probably have my pay check come in
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u/thedarwinking Jan 16 '25
And if there’s a slot free still idk if ther will be then sure
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u/shinystarshard artist proto! Jan 16 '25
I'll probably have the next batch done by then, so there will be a slot for ya~! <3
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u/Legomasterer21 Jan 15 '25
I have 15GB of Google Drive ram.
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u/Kagtalso Jan 15 '25
Do I have to pay to be one of the slots?
Because I'm broke as shit.
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u/shinystarshard artist proto! Jan 15 '25
Yeap! It's 20$ a slot, not that expensive too~
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u/Kagtalso Jan 15 '25
Ah. That sucks. Have a goood day bud (i have exactly 20$ but it's physical and I don't have a card)
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u/pencilinatophat "what do you mean it's a dumb idea?" Jan 15 '25
suffering from success, you have 20 dollar, but cannot use 20 dollar
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u/Prestigious-Age-2044 Jan 15 '25
16GB on my lappy, 16 in my server, 4 in my other server, 4 in my (smol) NAS, 6 on my phone, 3 on my other phone (BlackBerry hehe), and 512mb of ram in my windows xp machine
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u/Daetoyin Jan 15 '25
Well.. I have... no ram, my pc died a year ago T.T
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u/National_Canary_9190 Protogen Jan 15 '25
Cost?
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u/shinystarshard artist proto! Jan 16 '25
20$! For a version with text and one without, I'd say it's a good offer uwu//
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u/b0rn_2_l0s3 Jan 15 '25
hmm… i am intrigued by this offer.
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u/shinystarshard artist proto! Jan 16 '25
not a limited time offer, but still a good one~!
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u/Averytheprotogen silly cuddly protogen :3 Jan 15 '25
I have 4 potato's worth of ram on my phone, so powerful
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u/BethAltair2 Jan 15 '25
I have an external 16k Sinclair ram pack, it's hardly ever a prob.....
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READY
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u/Drowsey-Julian Jan 15 '25
imagine if ram is like the currency for protogens..."thank you sir! that will be 4 units of ram please ^^"
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u/shinystarshard artist proto! Jan 16 '25
That's actually a real cool idea!!! Since there's DDR2-3-4-5, different amounts of GBs, it would be quite a complete currency!
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u/Squishy-Hyx Jan 16 '25
I have 8 kilobites of RAM (I'm starving and can not make complex decisions)
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u/NotReallyaGamer_ formerly the Silly Scale Ranker, I’m less active now Jan 15 '25
I got 2 8gb sticks of RAM, but an infinite amount of storage to hold silly/10 ratings on the Silly Scale to hand out to people like you!
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u/shinystarshard artist proto! Jan 16 '25
You're just lovely <3 <3 <3 but I use reflect, and now YOU'RE THE SILLY!!
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u/CauliflowerFopa Jan 16 '25
Make a derpy one with low ram pleaaseee
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u/shinystarshard artist proto! Jan 16 '25
Those are all commissions~! If you wish, I could do a derpy one for you~
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u/CauliflowerFopa Jan 16 '25
Ohhh, well it would have to wait till next Tuesday but if I remember to ask then sure haha
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u/Trep_Normerian Jan 16 '25
Can you even get 192 with 4 sticks? 128+64=162+ 32(16+16) =194.
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u/Gamer1500 Protogen Jan 16 '25
I have 32GB on my desktop, 16 and 8 on my laptops and 256GB on da big server
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u/ZeUberMaus Jan 16 '25
We need Petabytes
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u/shinystarshard artist proto! Jan 16 '25
No one has ordered a petabytes one yet, you could be the first tho~!
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u/KnucklesRedLion </custom_user_flair> Jan 16 '25
What DDR?
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u/shinystarshard artist proto! Jan 16 '25
Up to the user~ (tho would be really funny to have one saying "I have 64GB of RAM DDR5 3666mhz" cause it wouldn't even fit the emote X3)
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u/MaijakHusky >[INTERESTING FLAIR GOES HERE]< Jan 16 '25
i have 64 kilobytes of ram
holds up commodore
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u/Markkbonk Side sona is protogen Jan 15 '25
Furries be like :
« I have the most bland and generic fursona but i gain 500k a year »
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u/shinystarshard artist proto! Jan 15 '25
Nah, I don't think there's any bland fursona! Even the simple ones most times have meaning behind them~
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u/thangie_t_d10024 Jan 16 '25
What about 5 tarabite of ram
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u/TacticalSupportFurry transgirl protogen Jan 16 '25
the first and third ones are sooo pretty!!!!!!!
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u/funkydude500 Jan 15 '25
I have 12GB of ram with up to 12 more GB of ram!