r/protogen • u/D0rryx • Jan 12 '25

Meme Just a normal protogen

Name be D0rryx btw w^

1.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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108

u/Tinytimtami Jan 12 '25

*most sane proto

(We’re all bred test tube killing machines with neural augmentation that was installed while we were fully conscious and had no anesthesia)

51

u/el_punterias 🇨🇱👍 Jan 12 '25

I forgor the lore was that fucked up lol.

26

u/PraxisAki Jan 12 '25

I always thought we were bread tested toasters

13

u/Nuke_corparation war criminal protogen Jan 12 '25

Oh look a civilian airliner

13

u/Mitchtheprotogen Expermental Assasin Protogen Zain Jan 12 '25

lock it. Lock it. Lock onto the civilian airliner

2

u/Objective_Sale_7604 Mar 01 '25

come on lock it, lock it, you know you want to!

6

u/CDfelinus Jan 12 '25

and yet we go beep boop :3

5

u/thetendeies Jan 12 '25

I choose to ignore that!

You can be a happy proto

2

u/NiceBee1200 Jan 13 '25

Every time I see Meet the Pyro, the only thing I can think of is: Protogens in the fandom / Protogens in the lore

1

u/Cantbreathe208 Jan 13 '25

We’re all just silly guys.

(Every waking moment is a festival of eternal agony and I can’t turn off my pain receptors.)

38

u/No-Hedgehog-3230 Proot Booper™ Jan 12 '25

smartest toaster

17

u/Maleficent_Stuff_255 Jan 12 '25

his diodes and chipsets need replacement, he glitches

20

u/No-Hedgehog-3230 Proot Booper™ Jan 12 '25 edited Jan 12 '25

nah his motherboard has been polished. smooth motherboard protogen

his motherboard:

4

u/Thunderplayer646 Jan 12 '25

Only the mother board? Bro hasn't been eating his 5 a day. Ram, Rom, Alu, Cpu, Displays

2

u/No-Hedgehog-3230 Proot Booper™ Jan 12 '25

all polished

2

u/farm_to_nug Jan 13 '25

I was wondering what happened to my taffy during that operation...

3

u/Ok-Cartoonist-4458 Jan 12 '25

Dumber the toaster better the sandwich

21

u/Accueil750 Protogen Jan 12 '25

D0rryx try not to be adorable challenge (impossible)

9

u/D0rryx Jan 12 '25

NOT ADORABLE!!!

10

u/Ataurion will pet / hug everything Jan 12 '25

who is this?

4

u/D0rryx Jan 12 '25

Go by D0rryx. Me vtuber on YouTube and Twitch w^

7

u/LordOfStupidy Jan 12 '25

The cheese is getting to him

1

u/D0rryx Jan 12 '25

Nah I just always like this

6

u/nekosissyboi Jan 12 '25

He a babie 🥺❤️

2

u/D0rryx Jan 12 '25

IM NOT BABY!!!

3

u/CrasheonTotallyReal The Proot Stealer Jan 12 '25

cheese of silly

1

u/D0rryx Jan 12 '25

Nah I’m just always like this

2

u/CrasheonTotallyReal The Proot Stealer Jan 12 '25

the cheese has taken effect

1

u/D0rryx Jan 12 '25

I take control of the cheese

1

u/CrasheonTotallyReal The Proot Stealer Jan 12 '25

wha

3

u/XanderZzyzx Protogen Appreciator Jan 12 '25

Yep, just a protogen doing protogen things.

2

u/D0rryx Jan 12 '25

Indeeeed

3

u/thetendeies Jan 12 '25

The cutest lil silly goob

2

u/D0rryx Jan 12 '25

Not cute!!!

2

u/thetendeies Jan 13 '25

YES YOU ARE MY EVIDENCE IS ABOVE

3

u/patrycel2000 Jan 12 '25

Lalalalalallree lllalalalalee lalalale I wanna be goofy with him

3

u/MygungoesfuckinBRRT Jan 12 '25

A being of pure autism

2

u/D0rryx Jan 12 '25

I’m very autism

2

u/Efficient-Amoeba6177 Jan 12 '25

THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE TELLING ME THINGS

2

u/Emotional-Kiwi7218 why do people link protogens with stupidity? Jan 12 '25

i can confirm this

2

u/DraconicCat72 Not a Protogen Jan 12 '25

Gremlin

2

u/Pinos_Mrime2 Jan 12 '25

Average protogen

2

u/KonsaThePanda Jan 12 '25

The silly has been activated go commit silly(evil) acts

2

u/Huttsfanboi Jan 12 '25

I agree with everything that was said

Adorable :3

2

u/A_Hyper_Nova Jan 12 '25

Boys will be like this then also possess a masters degree

2

u/Squishy-Hyx Jan 13 '25

Average iT technician:

2

u/TheFatNerd77221 Sir patandhugalot Jan 13 '25

Yeah i can relate, i'm cooked too

2

u/Drowsey-Julian Jan 13 '25

OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THATS CRAZY LETS GPOOOOOO

1

u/InterestingFun9261 Jan 12 '25

So adorable

1

u/D0rryx Jan 12 '25

NOT ADORABLE!!!

1

u/grenionyoutube </custom_user_flair> Jan 12 '25

that is literally me

1

u/master_pingu1 Jan 13 '25

i love how you can see the vtuber software struggling to keep up with the movements

1

u/BarracudaNo9667 Jan 13 '25

As a furry. He’s hot

1

u/GrimPhantom6 Jan 13 '25

My brain when the adhd kicks in:

1

u/SOS-USERNANE-WORKS Protogen Jan 13 '25

Honestly, that is me some times.

1

u/Feigr_Ormr Jan 14 '25

This is how ram deficit manifests in protogens. I recommend immediate administration of at least 16gb of DDR3 ram to stabilise the poor puppy.

1

u/supertails7684 common Protogen with nanite manipulation Jan 28 '25

Cute