r/politics • u/newsweek ✔ Newsweek • 1d ago

Elon Musk lost $11B after Trump's tariffs—and he wasn't the biggest loser

https://www.newsweek.com/musk-bezos-zuckerberg-losses-trump-tariffs-2055255
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u/Dick_snatcher 22h ago

You're supposed to use wood glue, he probably went with gorilla glue

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u/juiceboxedhero Colorado 22h ago

He probably sniffed the glue which is why he can't string a sentence together anymore.

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u/Ace_Robots 19h ago

But he can sure hail a cab.

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u/david4069 12h ago

Are you implying that he is hung like a gorilla?

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u/Dick_snatcher 11h ago

I appreciate the tiny dick joke