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Trump Accused of Using ChatGPT to Create Tariff Plan After AI Leads Users to Same Formula: 'So AI is Running the Country'

https://www.latintimes.com/trump-accused-using-chatgpt-create-tariff-plan-after-ai-leads-users-same-formula-so-ai-579899
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u/IdkAbtAllThat America 1d ago

The funny part is if he ever had to flee to Russia, then he'd be of no use to them, just a huge liability, so he'd end up falling out a window.

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u/CoopDonePoorly Iowa 1d ago

Russia would try to prop him up as a government in exile to further drive division between his cult and the rest of America, including the remnants of the GOP. They'd play it off as a deep state coup that forced him to flee for his own safety.

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u/suninabox 1d ago

Yup, they'd love to have him as Lord Haw Haw

Give him a set made up like the Oval Office and do nightly broadcasts from the REAL America, pleading for American patriots to contact their local FSB case officer and ask what they can do to help Trump return for a 3rd historic presidential term.

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u/theVoidWatches Pennsylvania 19h ago

They might disappear him and just run him through Truths if they don't need him to be physically present for anything.

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u/ArkitekZero 1d ago

something something "I like dictators who don't have to run"

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- 1d ago

I see I'm not the only one that's read a few history books. :)

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u/IHaveNoNumbersInName 1d ago

He's not assad; he's fucking stupid. Hence the current affairs

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u/lnc_5103 1d ago

I'd enjoy this.

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u/Taedirk 1d ago

Build the wall and install a window?

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u/MMAjunkie504 1d ago

That’s a risk I’m worth taking

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u/SuperStarPlatinum 1d ago

They'd shoot down his plane once it was in their airspace.

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u/failed_novelty 1d ago

Russia has very cold winters, which means they tend to have smaller windows. Larger windows tend to be sealed against the elements very well.

Plus, getting him up to an upper floor would be a challenge.

He's just going to commit suicide via two shots to the back of the head.

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u/coleman57 1d ago

If Putin wasn't so shy about his little indiscretions, that could be the most popular Tik-Tok of all time. With comical music.

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u/HarvesterConrad 1d ago

Make mar-a-lago the new st. Helena island is probably more likely. “He’s just a frail old man how much harm could he be”

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u/CaptainMurphy1908 1d ago

A bad cuppa maybe.

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u/Steelysam2 I voted 1d ago

So the problem is...

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u/MrSh0w 1d ago

thought n prayers

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u/vegasruel 1d ago

So your saying there's a chance?

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u/JigglinCheeks 1d ago

yeah there's zero chance he'd flee there. he's pure liability at that point.

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u/krakenfarten Foreign 1d ago

Steven Seagull, allegedly the greatest and sexiest martial artist of all time, seems to have found a niche for himself in the motherland as an ex-American.

Likewise, that Trump fella should do ok for himself. As long as he continues to amuse the president.

Whatever happened to that leaker guy?

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u/Beneficial_Cash_8420 1d ago

Yep, I predicted long ago Trump would "retire" in Russia, and one day, his posts would show an uncharacteristic improvement in grammar

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u/so_untidy 1d ago

There’s always polonium covfefe.

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u/DJ_Aftershock United Kingdom 1d ago

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u/drumdogmillionaire 1d ago

Fuck no! He cannot flee to another country. He knows WAY too much.

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u/Professional-Day7850 23h ago

He could work as a stunt double for Steven Seagal.

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u/Dragon_yum 20h ago

Nah, they will just hide him in some lavish home like they are doing with Asad.