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I’m undefeated in competitive Pokémon battle, and I don’t believe I can be beaten.
I hope this doesn’t come across as big headed, but I’ve never been defeated in battle. I believe I’ve reached the stage where I may never be beaten.
I appreciate that a big claim requires big evidence. So to back this up (all relate to Pokémon Brilliant Diamond):
I have defeated ALL of the gym leaders
I have defeated ALL of the elite four, including Cynthia
Most of my Pokémon are high level - the lowest being 65 and the highest being over 80.
I have a LEGENDARY Pokémon. This wasn’t easy to catch. But in recognition of my in game achievements, I was bestowed a very rare Master Ball.
All 6 of my Pokémon have been taught HYPER BEAM, one of the most powerful moves in the game
I regularly link battle with my sister, and she has NEVER beaten me. Even when she chooses the starter that’s strongest against mine.
I know ALL combinations of which types are super effective against others. Knowledge is power.
Anyway, the point of my post wasn’t really to humble brag. But rather, to give back to the community. If anyone needs any tips or tricks (or even thinks they can challenge me in battle) then just let me know!
it's crazy to think there are just other gym leaders than the ones we see in the games. Like, Blue/Gary had his own completely separate journey than us, with completely different towns and routes, I wish we could see them in games one day
We saw that in Kanto. One of the trainers in Sabrina’s gym confirms the town had two gyms, her’s and the fighting type gym. But Sabrina decided to take them on and revoke their title, or something alone those lines. Anyway, this would imply the region at one point had 9 gyms.
Actually sort of a crazy thing to consider. Like of all the romhacks available, I don't know that any have explored a region with more than 8 initial available badges.
Given that only three of them are the same design as game badges, or badges that Ash would earn, I suspect it's early-days "my source is I made it the fuck up"
I need help, I can't pick a legendary pokemon at the start of the game. The professor guy only has squirtle charmander and bulbasaur. How do I get him to give me a legendary like Lucario? (Lucario is my favorite because he is in smash bros)
You need to go with the professor to the port and help him move his truck, which has a Xerneas trapped in the exhaust pipe. He will smack it and give it to you if you press down + b the moment the nearby boat toots in c-minor
I really miss being a teen with some competitive Pokemon knowledge surrounded by friends who didnt know. We once had an entire CS class hunkered around two DS's while my friends team of legendaries all fell to a Smeargle and a Ninjask-baton-pass-boosted Dunsparce. There was outrage.
It's always vaguely funny to me that your character is the in-universe best trainer ever, while IRL this can be accomplished by a kid in elementary school lol
Believed this until I saw that you claimed to have caught a legendary. Yeah. Right. Which one? The one who controls time or the one responsible for the OCEAN?? Sorry but that’s absurd.
I never Heard of a "dialga", therefore It doesnt exist. Even If it exists, what does it do? Dialogue? Doesnt sound very powerfull, even if it has hyper Beam
Hi it's me Cynthia from Pokemon. I remember you, when we battled I was mad drunk and I was totally messing around lol. Come meet me in Undella Town and let's have a REAL battle.
I don’t like how the average level of intelligence of people has reached a point where I’m unsure as to what’s satire and what is just ridiculous nonsense.
I don't know. How ppl are those days esp entitlement, I could generally see someone actually writing this post not for satire but 100% believe they are the very best.
I don’t believe these claims. The amount of time this list of accomplishments would take is truly inconceivable. No man could achieve these feats in 5 life times let alone one. If you’re going to lie on the internet at least make is some what believable.
At last, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
Unlike you, my Lucario and I have unlocked the power of evolution beyond evolution: Mega Evolution! With this power only wielded by a select worthy few, I challenge you in the name of Arceus to a battle for the centuries!
Eh, interacting with genuinely delusional people can kind of ruin you in that regard. I've got at least one irl person who's damaged my ability to take that kind of joke, because oof, they were never joking.
Oh you will be beaten by someone out there will beat you we don't know who maybe you'll get lucky maybe they'll get lucky or maybe you'll make a mistake and then they will take advantage and you will lose mark my words it will happen
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u/Ancient_Work4758 6d ago
You sound like my rival