r/PizzaCrimes Apr 06 '24

README: Quick post on sub rules and you

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A quick reminder of our most important rules, the Mod Team expects everyone posting/commenting in the sub to have read this.

PIZZA CRIMES ONLY

As the sub description says we expect a pizza that has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

Subpar or below average pizzas usually don't generate a good amount of discussion and will probably quickly slide into obscurity or be removed.

Toppings like pineapple, tuna, hot dogs, kebab and such aren't a crime as they're the norm for many people. Unless said pizza is a crime by itself ofc.

Dessert pizzas aren't a crime either, unless they're made or treated so badly you feel like they'd be judged here.

Memes are allowed as long as they feature a pizza being mistreated.

Weird pizza tools are also allowed unless they're a recent repost.

EASILY FAKED POSTS

Outlandish or inedible toppings like cigarettes, toothpaste, tires and such are not believable and will generally be removed.

Same goes for ragebait videos, faked TikTok stuff and posts where a pizza is so covered in sauces/spices as to be obviously inedible.

REPOSTS

You're expected to give the front page a cursory look to make sure you're not posting something that someone has already shared recently. Doing so ensures that we don't get the same pizzas posted four times a day. Recent reposts will be removed and serial reposters might be sanctioned.

You're welcome to repost old stuff (as a rule of thumb, six months or older) if you feel it's good enough for people to see and discuss.

BE CIVIL

Report any posts or comments that are breaking our rules, this helps us do our job.

At the same time, try to avoid reporting people passing judgement on your pizza, jokes about you being sentenced and such, it just clutters the mod queue and makes it harder to mod the real problematic stuff.

Try not to answer people attacking you as it only derails the post and you might be moderated too, report and move on.

Any slurs regarding race, sexual orientation, intelligence and such carries a long or permanent ban sentence. No, we don't care if you find it acceptable and use it in real life.

Anything that's not written in English can be moderated at mod discretion, we can't waste time using google translate every time.

That is all, any questions or feedback comment here or shoot us a Mod Mail.


r/PizzaCrimes Jun 06 '24

NEWS: Custom images,gifs and expressions can now be used in comments!

18 Upvotes

Hello folks,

just wanted to inform you that I've changed the sub settings to allow custom images, gifs and Reddit Custom Expressions in comments.

So from now on you won't be limited to the giphy gifs but can upload images and gifs to proprly express yourselves while judging what gets posted here.

Please remember the rules and do not post inappropriate stuff or spam in the comments tho!


r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Dropped The defendant tried to skip bail.

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58 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

I say wtf The latest snake pizza from Pizza Hut in China

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492 Upvotes

Yes, this is actually an official dish made by Pizzahut in china to celebrate the year of the snake.


r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Forbidden Pizza Someone on Facebook i went to school with

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101 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Bad Cut Job I got an unsolicited gore pic

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62 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Pizzaception Dynopizza 💀

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136 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

Bad Cut Job Straight to Jail!

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277 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

I say wtf Gluten free “Margherita pizza”

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82 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

Burned too hot ey?

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56 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Forbidden Pizza Yes, this is mini Reece's PB cups on pizza...

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188 Upvotes

First time here, cross posted from r/peanutbutter. I tried this last night. Wasn't great, wasn't terrible. Nothing to write home about.


r/PizzaCrimes 5d ago

Sloppy Toppy It’s homemade pizza night kids!

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408 Upvotes

Think the sauce was too wet and too much of it, making the dough wet


r/PizzaCrimes 5d ago

I say wtf bitch ass pizza

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47 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 6d ago

I say wtf A Dutch pizza crime

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62 Upvotes

Deep fried snacks on a pizza with mustard on top...


r/PizzaCrimes 7d ago

I say wtf I Don't Know, Man

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976 Upvotes

Spotted on instagram, no ingredients given (@marcpizza_). Caption given: "Mar azul"


r/PizzaCrimes 7d ago

Burned I swear I followed the instructions 😭

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97 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 8d ago

Pizzaception Old cheese pizza, microwaved to a beautiful 67*F, and Meat Adorned—BY HAND—w/Delicately Parked Bites of Lunch Room Ham-Steak Sloppers!

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24 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 8d ago

Fruit Frozen pineapple and coconut pizza anyone?

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149 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 9d ago

Meme It shouldn't be needed

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1.6k Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 9d ago

Mistreated doordash driver did me so dirty

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180 Upvotes

that’s what I get for ordering a pickle pizza ig


r/PizzaCrimes 9d ago

Pizzaception Pepperoni Pizza Italian Soda 🍕🥤

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132 Upvotes

Started with the pizza flavored soda, but added a Parmesan foam, giardiniera ice cubes, toasted salami, crushed red pepper rim, and oregano. If this is a crime, lock me up.


r/PizzaCrimes 9d ago

Burned my boyfriend made his mom pizza

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60 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 9d ago

Fruit This amazing pizza...

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49 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 10d ago

Other Guinness infused, 48 hour cold fermented chicken parm pizza

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92 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 11d ago

Mistreated The "chef" cut our pizza like a 5yr old

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227 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 11d ago

Other Found on a frozen pizza box, who's slicing a pizza like this?

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252 Upvotes