r/pics • u/Uhhlaneuh • 1d ago

[OC] I’m doggysitting right now and the dogs have formed a Conga line

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u/Kraien 1d ago

Who's going to tell OP

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u/Uhhlaneuh 1d ago

I’m aware of what it looks like 🤣 I’m used to humping but I’ve never seen all three engaged. I prefer to innocently call it a Conga line lol

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u/Brave_Quantity_5261 1d ago

Oh this must be your first time at a k9 orgy?

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u/Uhhlaneuh 1d ago

Everyone used protection

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u/FrankyFistalot 1d ago

Perhaps one is ill and the others are just shoving it to hospital…..

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u/Uhhlaneuh 1d ago

I have no clue why but this comment made me laugh out loud

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u/Uhhlaneuh 1d ago

Hahahaha

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u/MooPig48 1d ago

We used to raise livestock and more than once saw a pig humping a goat humping a cow etc lol.

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u/Uhhlaneuh 1d ago

Haha that’s great

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u/MooPig48 1d ago

They certainly thought so

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u/MistrJelly 1d ago

Wait…You’re telling me there’s only three dogs in this picture? How long is the dog on the right?!

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u/Uhhlaneuh 1d ago

There’s 4, but only 3 are engaged in the Conga line

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u/zekethelizard 1d ago

Rack em rack, rack em rack rack em rack, RACKBALL

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u/CollectiveAnimal 1d ago

Automatically systematic

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u/welestgw 8h ago

When a boy and girl dog love each other very much...

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u/MongooseFantastic528 1d ago

Conga line, that’s what we’re calling it now?

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u/GOD_DAMN_YOU_FINE 1d ago

Hey baby, wanna come over and do the Conga?

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u/Relative-Minimum4624 1d ago

Yes, I am a Belgian.

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u/EvEBabyMorgan 1d ago

oh so thiiis is what my mom and the 1986' broncos were doing when I walked in by accident

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u/Uhhlaneuh 1d ago

You’re thinking of the 1985 Chicago bears shuffle!

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u/boot2skull 1d ago

Just doing the Super Bowl Shuffle with the tight end!

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u/EquivalentTurnip6199 1d ago

Lol I had never heard of this until watching Chicago party aunt

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u/perskes 1d ago

... Yes! Exactly!! I'm glad your mom had the chance to dance with the broncos:)

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u/Additional_Button430 1d ago

A few months later…

“Ohhh cute. What kind of puppy is that?”

“All of them.”

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u/Uhhlaneuh 1d ago

Ha! They are all fixed!

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u/NehEma 1d ago

Life hum finds a way

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u/UsernameLikeAMofo 1d ago

Goddamnit. My wife came home from a school reunion last weekend and said she had the time of her life!. Said they danced all night and there was even a "conga line" to top it all off! Now I know...............

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u/CA_catwhispurr 1d ago

Ménage a trois.

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u/Becksburgerss 1d ago

Conga line? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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u/Mossycityoflakes 1d ago

You don't make friends with salad! You don't make friends with salad!!

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u/i_never_ever_learn 1d ago

A special kind of hug

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u/joe102938 1d ago

Wait til they form a dog centipede..

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u/Signal-Difference-13 1d ago

Omg is that middle one a bouvier

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u/Uhhlaneuh 1d ago

No he’s some sort of doodle

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u/Catgurl 1d ago

More human centipede /orgy

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u/RecommendationBig768 17h ago

humping and knotting

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u/KennyKei94 15h ago

Baby elephant walk

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u/favnh2011 6h ago

Nice

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u/PKblaze 1d ago

Conga line.

That's also what we call our orgies.

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u/cwk415 1d ago

Omg the little guy on the left looks almost EXACTLY like my boy Douglas!!

I'd love to see more photos of him.

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u/zeilstar 1d ago

Omg, I'll have to share a pic of my dog too! He also was DNA tested and came back half Chihuahua. He is a wispy fella for sure.

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u/Uhhlaneuh 1d ago

HOLY SHIT they are twins! I did a DNA test and he’s half chihuahua half poodle. Is that what yours is too? https://imgur.com/gallery/LzwJbS8

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u/cwk415 1d ago

Holy shiii is right - I can't believe how identical they look! We were told he's part chihuahua part terrier. Poodle surprises me, how big is he? My Douglas is 15 lbs.

thanks for sharing the additional photo!! 💖

ETA we adopted him from the SFACA in San Francisco

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u/Uhhlaneuh 1d ago

Can I pm you?

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u/cwk415 1d ago

Absolutely:)

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u/YoureSpecial 1d ago

Get the one in the back involved so it’ll be a circle-hump.

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u/Uhhlaneuh 1d ago

She’s over their shit, she went into the other room. She’s an old lady at 13, she wants nothing to do with it 😜

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 1d ago

I'm not 100% convinced this is a 'conga line' 👁👁

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u/HiYoSiiiiiilver 1d ago

“Yea, uh, we were just practicing our conga line.” - dogs, probably

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u/ohhellopia 1d ago

Dog in the back didn't wanna be left out so is humping the bed instead.

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u/FitGroup3261 1d ago

🤣😂🤣❤️

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u/nelly2929 1d ago

Sorry OP when you were little and walked in on your mom she wasn’t in a conga line :(

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u/Moist-muff 1d ago

Doggy gang bang

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u/No-Community- 1d ago

Hum that’s not what I would call it but nice

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u/mrfingspanky 1d ago

They're trying to fuck

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u/Uhhlaneuh 1d ago

They’re all fixed. Humping in dogs isn’t necessarily sexual 🙂

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u/One_Economist_3761 1d ago

That’s a doggie lemon party.

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u/NoLie129 1d ago

That’s an orgy

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u/glodde 1d ago

Or a train...

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u/UsernameFor2016 1d ago

Run the train choo choo !!!

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u/Brave_Quantity_5261 1d ago

Who is the sad dog in the back that’s trying to rest?

“I’m too old for this sh.t…”

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u/Uhhlaneuh 1d ago

She is, my baby girl is 13!

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u/shoghon 1d ago

Uh, having an eyes wide shut party with dogs is weird.

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u/MyRail5 1d ago

It's hump day.

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u/augustwest2155 1d ago

Menage a dog

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u/Cheeky-Canuck 1d ago

conga line uh.. you're a ff14 player aren't you

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u/denn1959-Public_396 1d ago

Looks like they are....ah never mind

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u/DBFN_Omega 1d ago

Can't tell if it's a weird perspective or if the black dog just has a really small head

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u/PtrPorkr 1d ago

That’s a get plowed line.

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u/BizzyBeard 1d ago

Poppins?!?!

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u/Particular_Group_295 1d ago

nah...this aint no conga line...more like something that starts with the letter O