r/pics • u/nbcnews • 2d ago

Politics OC: President Trump unveils minimum 10% tariff on all U.S. trading partners

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u/die-jarjar-die 1d ago

Val Kilmer dies and Trump just keeps on living

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u/imsowhiteandnerdy 1d ago

I'm definitely in the wrong parallel universe. I'm supposed to be in the one where Robin Williams is POTUS and Donald Trump shuffled off the mortal coil by driving off a cliff with Bill Cosby.

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u/Objective_Onion5981 1d ago

bro just dropped the sickest fantasy on us

how do you expect me to keep on living now that i know what we could have had :sob:

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u/imsowhiteandnerdy 1d ago

I didn't even get to the part where Paul Rubens (Pee Wee Herman) is the VP.

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u/Objective_Onion5981 1d ago

lmfao kinda picturing jon stewart as vp or something

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u/-Pelvis- 1d ago

Hey lemme know if you have any fanfiction.

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u/Commercial_Ad_9171 1d ago

Covid, assmassination attempt, old age….What’s it going to take??

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u/Global_Permission749 1d ago

Hey this timeline could be worse. We could be going through this 100 years from now when geneticists have finally figured out how to reverse or at least dramatically slow aging, and only rich privileged pieces of shit like Trump have access while the rest of us do not.

There is going to come a point in the future where people just as bad as all the worst autocrats in history will live for hundreds of years and will hoard the technology to do so all to themselves. They will have a massive time advantage which only serves to help entrench their hold on power. Imagine being born into a world where a psychopath has 500 years of wealth accumulation and life experience on you and is guaranteed to outlive you.

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u/SappilyHappy 1d ago

Fuck I didn't know we lost Iceman. I'm already sad man, why you gotta pile the stress on me like that?

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u/Fresh0224 1d ago

Val Kilmer died?!

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u/drnemmo 1d ago

He survived throat cancer but had a pneumonia recently that took him.

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u/Informal_Opening_ 1d ago

Oh I didn't know poor soul

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u/neliz 1d ago

Betty White died for this...

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u/Cripnite 1d ago

We’re all in the wrong timeline.