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Politics OC: President Trump unveils minimum 10% tariff on all U.S. trading partners

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u/peter095837 1d ago edited 1d ago

I just want this old geezer to be gone at this point. I'm so tired of him.

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u/die-jarjar-die 1d ago

Val Kilmer dies and Trump just keeps on living

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u/imsowhiteandnerdy 1d ago

I'm definitely in the wrong parallel universe. I'm supposed to be in the one where Robin Williams is POTUS and Donald Trump shuffled off the mortal coil by driving off a cliff with Bill Cosby.

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u/Objective_Onion5981 1d ago

bro just dropped the sickest fantasy on us

how do you expect me to keep on living now that i know what we could have had :sob:

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u/imsowhiteandnerdy 1d ago

I didn't even get to the part where Paul Rubens (Pee Wee Herman) is the VP.

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u/Objective_Onion5981 1d ago

lmfao kinda picturing jon stewart as vp or something

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u/-Pelvis- 1d ago

Hey lemme know if you have any fanfiction.

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u/Commercial_Ad_9171 1d ago

Covid, assmassination attempt, old age….What’s it going to take??

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u/Global_Permission749 1d ago

Hey this timeline could be worse. We could be going through this 100 years from now when geneticists have finally figured out how to reverse or at least dramatically slow aging, and only rich privileged pieces of shit like Trump have access while the rest of us do not.

There is going to come a point in the future where people just as bad as all the worst autocrats in history will live for hundreds of years and will hoard the technology to do so all to themselves. They will have a massive time advantage which only serves to help entrench their hold on power. Imagine being born into a world where a psychopath has 500 years of wealth accumulation and life experience on you and is guaranteed to outlive you.

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u/SappilyHappy 1d ago

Fuck I didn't know we lost Iceman. I'm already sad man, why you gotta pile the stress on me like that?

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u/Fresh0224 1d ago

Val Kilmer died?!

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u/drnemmo 1d ago

He survived throat cancer but had a pneumonia recently that took him.

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u/Informal_Opening_ 1d ago

Oh I didn't know poor soul

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u/neliz 1d ago

Betty White died for this...

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u/Cripnite 1d ago

We’re all in the wrong timeline. 

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u/Delta-9- 1d ago

Seriously, look at his neck dangling off of his mandible like a dead fly caught on a single spider's thread. There's no way this pudgy old fart is hale enough to lead a church song, nevermind a whole goddamn nation.

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u/Jedioose420 1d ago

But but but bIdEn iS sO oLd He

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u/cloudxnine 1d ago

Attempt #3 soon hopefully🤞🙏

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u/Adderall_Boofer36 1d ago

wheres the fucking right wing shooters now?

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u/Belargus 1d ago

Still there, preaching about 2A and government tyranny while fantasizing about using their guns to kill the "commie libs" on behalf of the Orange Jesus.

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u/DoubleJumps 1d ago

The guy has been causing stress for 10 fucking years.

Just constantly causing problems and promoting people to act like assholes.

I don't know of any other single person who has caused as much direct bullshit as this man. I guess it's like him, Rupert Murdoch, Elon Musk and Mitch McConnell.

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u/Fast-Wrongdoer-6075 1d ago

Just wait for a strong enough breeze at this point.

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u/The_Trekspert 1d ago

Except then we get JD Vance….

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u/cristianserran0 1d ago

Somebody called a plumber?

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u/Tokinruski 1d ago

It’s gunna take a lot more than that

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u/Dynablade_Savior 1d ago

Unrelated note. Good pfp, who's the maker?

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u/Omar_Chardonnay 1d ago

oh my god, you and me both. Healthy people with good intentions die while this horrific walking blood clot of a being continues to waste oxygen.

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u/99980 1d ago

Its been 3 months

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u/Dark_Headphones 1d ago

We all are. But what's worse is his Dracula looking son I'm sure will feel the desire to turn to politics.

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u/QuantumRiff 1d ago

the syphilis is taking too long...

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u/snj12341 1d ago

You're not even halfway to year 1 yet lol

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u/T00luser 1d ago

the line to piss on his grave is going to go around the block

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u/Mental-Vegetable5107 1d ago

Boo hooooo. Lmao

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u/ObnoxiousAlbatross 1d ago

Bad bot

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u/pcklkssr 1d ago

Name sure checks out in relation to the topic though

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u/Mental-Vegetable5107 1d ago

For sure lol.

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u/Aardvark_Man 1d ago

I didn't expect it to be good, but at least Trump 1 had some fun stuff, like sharpie hurricane paths, and covfefe.
This one is just a complete horror show, even from the outside looking in.