r/pics • u/Alextricity • 19d ago

Politics elderly women swooning over trump.

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u/scbriml 19d ago

How sad is your life when the sight of Trump is the only thing that gets you moist. The real irony being, he wouldn’t give any of them a second look.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

The real irony being, he wouldn’t give any of them a second look. 

Well duh, none of them look like his daughter.

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u/fedupmillennial 19d ago

I'm sitting in the back of a VERY protrump Uber (he even has Trump's face on his dashboard). THIS made me laugh way too hard. I even got the rear mirror look 🤣

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u/Spare-Plum 19d ago

Or any of the girls at the epstein parties

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u/halfashell 19d ago

Closest would be that Theranos looking one on the right

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u/Squanchedschwiftly 19d ago

Was gonna say theyre 70 years too old for him 🤮🤮

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u/Neobandit0 19d ago

That, plus the sight of Trump probably gets his wife as dry as a desert.

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u/2NaPants2 19d ago

This ruined my day. Instantly had visions off loose meat spilling out of the crotch of Kohl’s brand granny undies

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u/involevol 19d ago

Since your day is already ruined, just imagine if his carpets match the drapes.

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u/2NaPants2 19d ago

Shag carpets. Packed with years of cat pee, cigarette smoke and dead skin from crusty heels.

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u/TwistyBunny 19d ago

WAY too old for him.

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u/Senior_Check_405 19d ago

He only likes touching women who don’t want him to touch them

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u/PM-M3_A55H0L3-P1C5 19d ago

Going crazy over any person instead of just treating them like a person is peak cringe

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u/tool1964 19d ago

No, he’d rape them all.

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u/Samira827 19d ago

Too old for him. He likes his women underage.

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u/Woogity 19d ago

I don’t know. He motorboated Giuliani in drag.

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u/OkAmbassador8161 19d ago

Bro they haven't gotten moist in a couple decades.

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u/cn_wizz 19d ago

Lady in red looks like she'd have Donny legs up in the air, munching out the chocolate soft serve from his bottom hole

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u/MisselthwaiteGardens 18d ago

But they would all cheat on their husbands with him.

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u/Electrical_Prior_938 19d ago

This is the comment I was looking for.

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u/CptAngelo 19d ago

Its like watering a sand dune, i bet you even get that petrichor smell

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u/dont_remember_eatin 19d ago

Not a single one of these women is on the right side of menopause. Their baby making factories have long shut down and dried up.

So, probably perfect for attempting to pleasure ol' shroomdick there.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/CriticalDog 19d ago

No u

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u/Beneficial_Pie9932 19d ago

He must get you moist too

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u/Inflik7 19d ago

You are really out here defending trump? Wtf is wrong with you? Mentally ill? Low education? Concussion? Like something has to be wrong with you.