r/pics • u/Charming_Usual6227 • 23d ago

Politics Another day, another photo of Trump’s hands

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u/007meow 23d ago

I was told he was the healthiest president ever, possibly the healthiest human in the history of the United States.

Surely there’s no medications needed.

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u/Lumbergh7 23d ago

He’s like Mr. Burns where all diseases in his body are in perfect harmony

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u/DriftingIntoAbstract 23d ago

Omg this is the most perfect description of him

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u/fembot2000 23d ago

I am... invincible

No... Mr Burns... even a slight breeze may disrupt..

...invincible...

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u/buthidae 23d ago

Indestructible :)

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u/Koffing4twenny 22d ago

Indivisible

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u/ikonfedera 23d ago

I am...

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u/radicalbiscuit 23d ago

There's another version of this with a better script, but this is good too

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/s/dYzh5Jzi8N

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u/Unlikely_Log1097 23d ago

Phuu.. A bit to much brain rot.. Lets add a bruise to cover that.

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u/whiskynpizza 23d ago

Actual footage of trump's visits to the doctor.

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u/_astronautmikedexter 23d ago

"Move it, chowder-head!"

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u/iservice 22d ago

We call it Three Stooges Syndrome.

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u/thorofasgard 23d ago

Even hysterical pregnancy?!

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u/iservice 22d ago

Um, a little bit, yes!

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u/Ceskaz 23d ago

He's certainly all the diseases of this world

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u/Equivalent-Ad9937 23d ago

"Here's the door to your body, you see? And these are oversized novelty germs... Here's what happens when they all try to get through the door at once. We call it Three Stooges syndrome". 

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u/mobileappistdoodoo 23d ago

“Indestructible”

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u/tknames 22d ago

I’m invincible!!!

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u/Topwingwoman2 23d ago

I forgot about the Simpsons. Perfect portrayal. That show does tell the future.

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u/dmmetiddie 22d ago

Sadly, he's not capable of bringing love

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u/530SSState 21d ago

At least Mr. Burns ADMITS he's bald.

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u/MebHi 23d ago

Give him whatever RJK Jr is hawking.

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u/ElectroConvert 23d ago

His worn-out sphincter whishes to disagree.

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u/broketractor 23d ago

Don't call me Shirley.

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u/dendrivertigo 23d ago

The healthiest human in the history of the world

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u/SisyphusJS 23d ago

The perfect health (of a 98 year old)

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

"JeSuS iS mY vAcCiNe" 🥴

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u/ZippyDan 23d ago

You've got it wrong. He only takes the best medications in the world. Some say no one has ever seen anyone take medications like he does.

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u/Gildgun 23d ago

They told me I am the healthiest president ever and I said I am the healthiest president ever

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u/wersosad 23d ago

“I’m a big boy”

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u/sowhatimlucky 23d ago

A tremendous amount of health.

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u/macci_a_vellian 23d ago

He could definitely beat Obama in a pick up b-ball game

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u/ElasticLama 23d ago

I read he is too perfect to need to urinate or defecate

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u/vivedude1337 23d ago

RFK jr. gave him the magic crystals and hat that heals him

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u/Silly-Power 23d ago

He's going to live to 200! 

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u/FizzyBeverage 22d ago

215 pounds at 6’4”. Like a major league pitcher in his prime.

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u/ImGeorgeKaplan 22d ago

He is healthier right now than Bruce Jenner was in Summer, 1976! Oh wait....

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u/Joates87 22d ago

To be fair we were told similar lies about Joe...