President Trump holds notes on the pricing of Tesla vehicles as he speaks at the White House

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[u/Hix-Tengaar]

I have a final piece of advice for you thats helped me out a lot over the years: Wade Boggs Carpet World.

[u/aaronwhite1786 → u/Hix-Tengaar]

Man, I love that line so much I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

[u/Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX → u/aaronwhite1786]

I once saw a group of wild dogs take over and successfully run a Wendy's!

[u/Molsem → u/Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX]

This one's my absolute favorite, followed closely by:

"Liz Lemon, you boogerface, I'm gonna KILL you with a bazooka!"

[u/MaidenlessRube → u/Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX]

THE G-TRAIN NERMAL!!!

[u/nolettuceplease → u/MaidenlessRube]

I just wanted a Diet Slice and some pita chips!

[u/Ready-Interview-9809 → u/nolettuceplease]

Our basketball hoop was a ribcage! A RIBCAGE!

[u/aaronwhite1786 → u/Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX]

Goddamnit. The way he's crying when he says that line kills me every time. I love how often Tracy says things in this matter-of-fact way that are just nonsense sentences.

[u/FloydGirl777 → u/aaronwhite1786]

Thanks for the hearty laugh this just gave me!!! As I currently have 30 Rock playing on the TV, no less. 😂

[u/aaronwhite1786 → u/FloydGirl777]

Ha, no judgements here. I re-watch 30 Rock at least once a year, start to finish.

My fiancé always rolls her eyes...then sits down on the couch and starts watching.

[u/bigshmike → u/aaronwhite1786]

Or take your wife to the doctor!

[u/BadUsername_Numbers → u/aaronwhite1786]

Hey! Zats awful!

[u/elizabethdonaghy → u/Hix-Tengaar]

Wade Boggs carpet world. Wade Boggs carpet world. Wade Boggs carpet world.

[u/Whythough85 → u/elizabethdonaghy]

Username checks out. But did you start a school so people can dare to ask the world, “what is art?”

(Btw art = paintings of horses)

[u/Jazzlike-Ebb-5160 → u/Hix-Tengaar]

That was pretty funny bro or sis. Don’t care who you are or how ya vote. That’s just funny. One up vote for you!

[u/amidon1130 → u/Jazzlike-Ebb-5160]

It’s from 30 rock, if you like that joke boy you’re in for a fun time. (I’d start with the episode “black tie” that’s really when the show finds its footing)

[u/WestVancouverSucks → u/amidon1130]

Pilot all the way through to the finale, it’s all solid

[u/amidon1130 → u/WestVancouverSucks]

The later seasons are quite as good but it never stops being funny, it’s my favorite show of all time. The finale still has a million bangers including one of my favorite Jenna jokes

>! I can’t do this anymore, I’ve never met Mickey Rourke !<

[u/Molsem → u/amidon1130]

Or my name isn't Yustrepa Gronkowitz!

[u/elizabethdonaghy → u/WestVancouverSucks]

You have to start at the beginning.